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Why did the bunny cross the road? :pFelt like sketching another bunny girl, so here she one in a carroty joke :D Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
nowhere-but-saudi: recklesstic: But why did the duck cross the road ♣️
Why did the engineer cross the road?
thatfunnyblog: But why did they cross the road is the question.
“Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t fucking cook it!” - Gordon Ramsay
Why did the chicken cross the road...cus a black guy was behind him....
shwinpoo: 2 years ago, instead of going to prom in Year 11, I went and saw Suicide Silence at the Camden Underworld, and shook Mitch’s hand. He was with his wife simply crossing the road so I didn’t stay for long or be an arsehole fangirling, but
sixpenceee: sixpenceee: Qian Hongyan was just four when she lost both her legs. A speeding trucker left her for dead as she crossed the main road in her village of Zhuangshang in southern China. For nearly two years Qian was immobile as she didn’t
Why did the bear cross the road?…
Why did the chicken cross the road? :) ~XOXO~ Selena Kitt
mylittlefilly: Cross the Road They Said by ~SketchyJackie Aw, poor Scootaloo. She never gets a break with the chicken jokes. Poor Scootsy <3
theserestlesshands: Inktober 11 - A Drowned Rat I got caught in the rain today… Actually had to hide under some lady’s umbrella while waiting to cross the road.
llamanonymous:hedgehog-moss:I got a phone call from the police station about my teenage llama this week, telling me some tourists had called them upon seeing a llama crossing the road, who “stopped when she saw us” and “refused to give way” (their
juriilicious: “Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t fucking cook it!”- Gordon Ramsay
justbadpuns: Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
megustamemes: But why did they cross the road is the question.
its amazing to me how theres a disconnect between animals and humans. for example i was in Algonquin park… 2 moose ( cow and calf) were spotted… got out of the car watched for on coming traffic crossed the road and quietly got a look at
One of the scariest feelings in life is when you realize you aren't afraid to die. You don't look when you cross the road anymore. When you take pills you take however many come out. You're not afraid when you hear those creepy creaking noises in your
gemknights: you can pretty much put “asbel,” in front of any question and then you can hear it in sophie’s voice tbh asbel, what’s a speedo asbel, why did the chicken cross the road asbel, why isn’t richard wearing any clothes asbel, why does
jaycanuck: megustamemes: But why did they cross the road is the question. I hate myself for reblogging this, but I can’t help it
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur
traceexcalibur: well it looks like we can’t make jokes anymore, NO jokes allowed, I can’t even make a “why did the chicken cross the road” joke, because— wait what do you MEAN I can still make jokes like that? what do you MEAN some humour is
luzfosca: Policeman stops the traffic and helps pedestrians cross the road at Ludgate Circus, London, 1914. From Getty Images
sizvideos: Salmons cross the road during flood - watch the full video
vastderp: thesylverlining: gorehowlloki: lunakissed: itsbetterthananal: APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jaydfrost: weloveshortvideos: Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? I’ve watched this so many times
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hallo from the other side
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the
sadwallader: sadwallader: why did the pop punk kid cross the road to get out of this town
ikwt: Why did the bear cross the road? 🐻 (bdorts) | instagram
gorehowlloki: lunakissed: itsbetterthananal: APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /SCREAMING
vanillaextracted: … is this what they mean by “Driving without due care and attention”? … look at her face - she couldn’t brake now if there a herd of wildebeest crossing the road - there would be tits and horns all over the place
pandalavalamp:So that’s why the chicken crossed the road…
gallifreyanturtles: paintdoktahwho: england, the land of really slow drivers and cars that do not have brakes don’t cross the road okay just don’t do it because you will die because nobody knows how to brake??????????? by alfabites EXACTLY WHAT
jalex5eva: jalex5eva: why did the pop punk kid cross the road to get out of this town
sarah-sore: clueless-love: RIP WANG YUE October 14th 2 year old toddler Wang Yue walks out of her parents shop and crosses the road. She doesn’t realise a van approaching her. The van is driving at a moderate speed but when the van draws closer
skippractice: why did the chicken cross the road? to steal yo girl
abbie-lengey: do you ever walk really close to moving cars when you are crossing the road and like you can probably touch the side with your knees but instead it passes and you feel a rush coz i do all the time
itsbetterthananal:APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE
Reblog if you also stopped doing the little things like buckling your seatbelt, looking both ways while crossing the road or walking with the knife down not because you're trying to die but because you just wouldn't care if you died today.
babyferaligator: babyferaligator: why did the semen cross the road? because i put on the wrong sock this morning
twofingerswhiskey: explosive-tardis: twofingerswhiskey: MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON
