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NASA and the US Air Force spent 踡 million dollars to create a robotic device that could crack an egg. They then spent an additional 輑 million dollars on a robot that would actually prepare the omelet.
teamfreekickass: aduhm: it’s that time of the month did you crack 10 eggs on your bed for a post
slenderunicorn:vancity604778kid:sevenshadesofa:ultrafacts: Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts Who just wakes up one day and thinks, “What if I cracked an egg underwater?” BECAUSE SCIENCE damn
analgirls: crack that egg open - analgirls
giantsorcowboys: Catch That Egg! Robshaw does it without cracking under pressure! Bring It On, Baby!
Shipping my OCs i guessI’d say the caption of this would be something like “You can’t make mayonnaise without cracking an egg.”I really love Maggie’s strange limb configuration. It’s so neat and cool and always ends up being interesting <3
john-mirror-captions: Yeah, he’s castrated… squeezed his little balls just like this and they cracked like a couple of quail eggs… wimpy faggot started screaming in soprano, then I broke his last tiny boner at the base… now even with hormones,
lukeskellingtxn: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” ― Bernard Meltzer
23pairsofchromosomes: Butterfly eggs on a raspberry plant A micro-crack in steel Household dust Needle and thread E.coli bacteria on lettuce Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right) A moth
splatoonus:Is the bird the word with Team Chicken, or will Team Egg get things cracking? Splatfest starts this Friday, 3/9, at 8:00pm PT! cuties! <3
lukeskellingtxn:karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the
vimesbootstheory: erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm
23pairsofchromosomes: Butterfly eggs on a raspberry plant A micro-crack in steel Household dust Needle and thread E.coli bacteria on lettuce Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right) A moth wing
catbountry: kramergate: casuallyjollybird: humasexuals: anti-trust: spooktune-blog:I’m not sure about a turtle but if you pick up the turtle you can use the shell to crack the egg. The turtle doesn’t even care, it just goes to sleep. this is
yugiohz:i know howl looked sexy when he cracked those eggs open but he cannot cook to save his life
Trying to crack my egg
unfollovving: teamfreekickass: aduhm: it’s that time of the month did you crack 10 eggs on your bed for a post did you really count them for a comment
bangs8: crack an egg in your ramen for maximum power
caffeine-fiend: mattypwhatwhat: I don’t under stand racism because people are like eggs some have light shells and some have dark shells but there’s no point differentiating them because they all taste the same once you crack them open and empty
usb-dongle: one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish
eternalsnowobjects: erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm
glub-on-it: shrinedust: glub-on-it: cotton candy pubes GLUB I COULD NOT THINK OF ANY PUNS IN THE STREAM HERE ARE SOME Butterscotch Breakfast of Champions Cadbury Cream Egg Crack of Heaven Watchamacalit Thingamajig Junior Mint’s Man’s Ruin Toffee
margeysimpson: Cracking up at the one in the egg :|
did-you-kno: A group of biologists found the duck egg in a small pond on a field trip to the French Alps and noticed something moving inside it. When they cracked open the shell, three live minnows were inside. Source
communistbakery: eggs aren’t all they’re cracked up to be
chicken-fingers: unfollovving: teamfreekickass: aduhm: it’s that time of the month did you crack 10 eggs on your bed for a post did you really count them for a comment is counting really that difficult
vexenort: cumsquats: *cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive what the fuck does this post even mean
galifianafuck: collection of my favorite benedict cumberbatch quotes “it’s really difficult to draw cheese” “i don’t have the skill to tweet” “skydiving makes me horny” “should i take the shell out” - after he cracks an egg onto the
vancity604778kid:sevenshadesofa:ultrafacts: Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts Who just wakes up one day and thinks, “What if I cracked an egg underwater?” BECAUSE SCIENCE
erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck
bpdchiaki: *cracks an egg on top of own head* aesthetic
megs-the-magnificent: ultrannoying: laptopped: ultrannoying: i cracked an egg on a plate outside and within four minutes it was frozen where do you live? the antarctic? wisconsin Close enough
legains: kookiekunt: 23pairsofchromosomes: Butterfly eggs on a raspberry plant A micro-crack in steel Household dust Needle and thread E.coli bacteria on lettuce Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric
goodhealthgoodvibes: Breakfast! an egg cracked in half an avocado and baked in the oven, a cinnamon raisin ezekiel English muffin with whipped pumpkin spiced peanut butter, and banana coins & blueberries Instagram - goodhealthgoodvibes
bronzebasilisk: ehretha: Here’s a tip: Always have eggs in your fridge You just never know when someone will split their head open Or cut their finger while cooking And so on See that membrane there? While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack
optimistic-lemons: vexenort: cumsquats: *cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive what the fuck does this post even mean When life hands you lemons….
vanterror: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg
browngirlfunk: My dad tried saying “sorry to burst your bubble” but couldn’t figure the words out in time so he just said “sorry to crack your eggs”
vimesbootstheory: erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like
fang107: berandomness: fang107: The game of balancing eggs on spoons… its not all what its cracked up to be. I think its breaking out as a new popular game Yeah but you can never tell where it tilts off the spoon.. its like walking on egg shells.
vanterror: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too fast. I got
etct: jamiemortara: i like calling people “good beans” instead of “good eggs” because it’s vegan and beans are cuter icallyou egg because i crack you open like weak shell of chicken
gaysteve:gaysteve:boymilf:rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens looks like an egg
zele-the-insane: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too fast. Plot twist: Sonic’s really a bird
karbabestrider: crystalmikii: tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
pikachucastiel: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the freaking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too fast. I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE
darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the freaking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
Best omelette I’ve ever had! 3 eggwhites, 1 egg, 30gram low fat cheese and one slice of ham with some lettuce! Just cracked the egg in the pan, kept the one yoke intact and spread the ham and cheese on in the pan, NO FLIPPING THE OMELETTE OVER!
tovesorceress89: raining—-roses: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too fast. I got Isabelle from animal crossing
