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everlark: The bird, the pin, the song, the berries, the watch, the cracker, the dress that burst into flames. I am the mockingjay. The one that survived despite the Capitol’s plans. The symbol of the rebellion.
wabisabiforrobots: If I’m shopping at Target and I see this, I’m calling the cops. Seriously. I don’t care about your fucking rights, I just want to buy some dad jeans and maybe a tub of frosted animal crackers without having to worry about
huffingtonpost: South Korean Girls Try American Snacks, Are Promptly Grossed Out Goldfish crackers, Pop-Tarts and Cheez-Its are lunchbox and after-school staples for kids in America, but for one group of girls, these classics are not so appealing.
got fucked so good last night my guts feel mixed up this morning. the cracker kid gave me another solid hour na half of his pale uncut 8er. he’s a master at finding angles.
kinda want to go back home this summer to get fucked by that cracker kid Sam again. He and Mohamed the Egyptian are the two dudes who have laid down the best fucks so far this year.
open-plan-infinity: shootthegap: rosewaterboy: I hate watching white people on buzzfeed trying “ethnic” food and gagging when they eat something that has more flavor than a rice cracker I hate people who cook ethnic food and put 300% more seasoning
upthesnatch: XL Crackers
tentacletherapissed: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ In Case Any Of You Have Doubts About This Fact (Also the hilarious case of crackers crying about racism due to it)
wayhella: lunabeck: angelhunter14: weloveshortvideos: How to hit high notes… hoLY NIPPLE ON A CRACKER THAT WAS HIGHER THAN SNOOP DOG best idea ever
bens-little-purple-crown: Can we talk about Cracker’s reaction to Miz Cookie? She looked like a real proud mother. She did that and that made her win! OKAY IT’S FINALLY TIME FOR DINNEEEERRRR!!
coffeebypaddy: CHRIST ON A CRACKER!
did-you-kno: Graham crackers and Kellogg’s Corn Flakes were invented so you would stop masturbating. Their inventors both believed that eating bland foods would suppress sexual desires and ‘unhealthy’ urges. Source
imeria: poostpoost: hungarysovaries: crackers-and-cheese: thesupercoolamerican: foreversupergay: THIS. IS. DISGUSTING.PURE AND UTTERLY DISGUSTING. I wanted to smash the flipping computer. My older sister, who is gay, was crying while watching this.
gryffindorghost: sealegslegssea: rawhides: disastr: hotbabysitter: Drive Thru Floating Cup. NO I FUCKING CAN’T TAKE THIS That mothafucka a DEMON oh my god LITERALLY THE BEST sweet jesus on a cracker
tf2shitfest: owlymedics: darklitria: all classes done :3 i’ll do extras like Sentry Buster and design Engineer Bot too ^^ amazingly done! these are just superb!! Holy fucking ass crackers.
empyrealwolves: crackers-and-cheese: lowawawah: level55: oliphillips: Art piece made up of 221,184 sprinkles by Joel Brochu sprinkes. H-HOW??!? AKSJDHAJKSDHAKJSHDAJSKSAJF BUT HOOOWWWW?!
cage-isnt-an-emotion-dumpass: anotherhomestuck: hungarysovaries: crackers-and-cheese: thesupercoolamerican: foreversupergay: THIS. IS. DISGUSTING.PURE AND UTTERLY DISGUSTING. I wanted to smash the flipping computer. My older sister, who is gay,
madelezabeth: sodium-amytal: eunuchhorn: Are you sick and tired of traditional s’mores? Perhaps there just hasn’t been as much innovation in the world of chocolate, marshmallow and graham crackers as you’d like. Well, why not try some s’mores
greekgogurt: *eats an entire sleeve of ritz crackers while sexting*
thecrimsonalchemist: thecrimsonalchemist: straight people who think they can use the word ‘faggot’ are probably the same people who don’t know ‘cracker’ doesn’t refer to the food but to the act of cracking a whip #i actually did not know
superfizz: skaldadottir:lordofthenerdsandfandoms:#CLEARLY REBLOGGING FOR RDJ’S FACEIf I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead. I just spit cracker everywhere i reblog this every time it comes up it brings me so much joy
laserenvy: if I was famous I would 100% create a blog in my own fandom and then make speculative posts like ‘I bet she sits in her underwear watching the phantom of the opera eating animal crackers’ and ideally I would get internet hate for my weirdly
2srooky: When I was like 5 or 6 my mom took my family to Florida to see my grandma at her place out there and I used to feed the bunnies in her yard saltine crackers and walk around w all the armadillos in the neighborhood bc I was That Weird Kid who
angelhunter14: weloveshortvideos: How to hit high notes… hoLY NIPPLE ON A CRACKER THAT WAS HIGHER THAN SNOOP DOG
thefullmetaledwardelric replied to your post “Yeah, that bed thing I was talking about earlier? Headache’s gone, but…” //Bad sick! Leave the Havoc-mun alone!!! *offers crackers and blankies to cuddle in* //I’m too tired for this crap.
thefullmetaledwardelric: luckied: thefullmetaledwardelric replied to your post “Yeah, that bed thing I was talking about earlier? Headache’s gone, but…” //Bad sick! Leave the Havoc-mun alone!!! *offers crackers and blankies to cuddle in*
thefullmetaledwardelric: luckied: thefullmetaledwardelric: luckied: thefullmetaledwardelric replied to your post “Yeah, that bed thing I was talking about earlier? Headache’s gone, but…” //Bad sick! Leave the Havoc-mun alone!!! *offers crackers
rurouni-panda: cream-crackered: cuntsman-sniper: destielkills: twowandsandadrink: totemo-kawaii—ne: omgtsn: shittingllamas: dudewhodoesthings: kystokeable: sizvideos: Watch it in video No. No this is not funny. Whether or not it is a joke,
roboboners:jayda95: all-because-we-fell-in-love: floozys: vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s
sasuke was right
mwagneto: who-the-buck-is-stucky: ambermax15: superfizz: skaldadottir: lordofthenerdsandfandoms: #CLEARLY REBLOGGING FOR RDJ’S FACE If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead. I just spit cracker everywhere i reblog this every time
burneddownthegym: Farscape | 2x04 “Crackers Don’t Matter”
blissfollower: Farscape S2E4 “Crackers Don’t Matter”
marnie85: 2x04 - Crackers Don’t Matter
brownglucose: chrisdwoo: vneckandacardigan:food52:sweetoothgirl:Oatmeal Chocolate Chip + Graham Cracker Cookie S’moresThis may be the single greatest thing to ever grace the internet. That is definitely pornography. Minus the nasty ass oatmeal….yes
dark-astrology: how do u hold down water when u have a stomach virus? I’m so thirsty and this is just not a good day for me Ginger ale and crackers.
smatter: elovers: my thighs r thick cos theyre full of love Mine are full of cheese and crackers
ritza-crackers:😘😘
killbenedictcumberbatch: willowmansdaughter: Martin & Cracker what kind of name is martin for a dog
snailslunchpail:Animal Crossing: New Leaf - Sweets Series
sweetsrsmitty: Nanaimo Bars Makes ~50 barsBottom Layer½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter¼ cup sugar5 tbsp. cocoa powder1 egg, beaten1 ¼ cups graham cracker crumbs½ c. finely chopped almonds1 cup coconut½ c. Heath toffee bits (optional)Melt first
food52: Just a little cracker snack.Saltine Crack Ice Cream Sandwiches via Smitten Kitchen
mistertilmonjr:acequeenent: Yellow compliments me well Cheese and crackers
blackgirlnamedkaivy: blackourstory: telvi1: frumfirsttolast: loveremains4eva: She’s out her gahtdamn mind! Y'all can have her. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 tf she jus said??? Wanda needs to slap her ass Graham Crackers lol
e-sigh:when I was this thin, my main source of food was tuna or chicken on crackers. water only, with protein powder mixed in a few times a day. i hated the bit of fat that I couldn’t get rid of on my belly. i hated my legs. i couldn’t walk past a
womenenjoyingthings: …cracker
best-hentai-ever: Riding her bike [Big Hero 6] via /r/hentai http://ift.tt/17aOWqY Thanks, Soda_Cracker_boy of reddit! brittmitt07
squided: gotitforcheap: thehandoftima: The new nokia Sick of my pathetic iphone not being able to smash open nuts. My family is starving Free nut cracker with purchase of two Nokia phones
amixedreality: gryffindorghost: sealegslegssea: rawhides: disastr: hotbabysitter: Drive Thru Floating Cup. NO I FUCKING CAN’T TAKE THIS That mothafucka a DEMON oh my god LITERALLY THE BEST sweet jesus on a cracker crying literally the best
ghoulishcreatures: sandwichname: turntechgeneticist69: sinkingincminor: omg it’s all so clear now JUST LET ME AND MY CRACKERS BE. I eat everything when I’m stressed and sad not jealous unless you mean jealous that someone else will attempt to
freshmoviequotes: Animal Crackers (1930)
That’s a big nut cracker…
shy-crackers: rage—prince: demon—eyes: marvels-spooky-angel: demon—eyes: OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS
northern-giant: afirefae: ithacub: uncutgingerbeardman: ceejofmalta: bear-ly-legal: petchvalley: thesassylorax: infernalorchestrina: pink palak paneer is a cute ass band name Black Cracker is not a cute band name whatsoever Blue Waffle Burger
nerdy-king-of-hell: sweetoothgirl: Peanut Butter Graham Cracker Brownies Yes please
ekuns:while i was in cracker barrel i heard a lady tell her kid not to touch any of their biscuits until they got home and the kid just went “not even god could keep me from eating these biscuits” and took one out of the container and stuffed the
wildjillruckus: starcheckered: reignyreigny: Cheesecake Cake Batter Dip I love cheesecake. I don’t have the patience nor time to make them, and the no-bake ones just aren’t the same. Here’s a cheesecake cake batter dip for graham crackers, fruit,
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