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tidesoftime: jewishsanta: controlledspontaneity: xuxunaserra: newkidsonmycock19: not today satan not today It’s like CPR for toilets the future I can’t stop watching this. Literally mesmerized.

fluffymcatties: tighteneren: Sexy CPR by まきな Bfft!

theredrubyx: Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig. His stunt double is having the best day

hystericalbuttss: subjectnumber32: outerlabia: fpti: earlygr4ves: i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.” jesus christ they’re calling to mother for food F E E

wantlikeaforestfire: personal safety first call emergency servicesbegin compressions- middle of the chest, lower half of the breast bone, at a rate of at least 100 CPM (ideally, about 110 compressions per minute). get CPR/AED certified folks. let’s

surprisebitch: when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

skeetbucket: oasyys: THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE EVER OUT OF ALL OF THE EPISODES LMFAO WE WATCHED THIS EPISODE BEFORE DOING OUR CPR TEST

stickshiftbitch: Pierced nipples are really hot and all, but if you need CPR and I’m setting up the AED I’m not going to take my sweet time unscrewing them.

courtnu: rimestar: thesuperwhovenger: Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig. Oh god, could this man be awesomer. This is part of the reason why Johnny Depp is my favourite actor.

babygaynormative: there are 2 songs that have 100 beats per minute which is the correct amount for cpr and they are “staying alive" and “another one bites the dust" and if u don’t think that’s the rawest shit you’ve ever heard you

fpti: earlygr4ves: i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.” jesus christ

frenchheartattacks: so my mom is a dispatcher for our town’s police and one time a man called 911 saying that he was with his kid and he didn’t think he was breathing and so my mom rushed a few ambulances out and directed him on how to give cpr over

its-aboutbloodytime: theredrubyx: Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig. His stunt double is having the best day Jack Sparrow laughing at another Jack Sparrow’s jokes just seems really appropriate

libertarirynn: controlledspontaneity: xuxunaserra: newkidsonmycock19: not today satan not today It’s like CPR for toilets Yeah but if you don’t have a tight seal on that thing and it pops you’re in for a world of regret. Ain’t science

embelish: subjectnumber32: outerlabia: fpti: earlygr4ves: i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.” jesus christ they’re calling to mother for food F E E D

perhaps-i-would-swan: i—still—do: the-lady-swan: UM. Guys, that’s not a kiss. That’s CPR. LOL. LIPS WERE TOUCHING IDGAF IT’S A PARALLEL TO WHEN MARY MARGARET BROUGHT DAVID BACK IN SNOW FALLS OK

nightnursenotes: icuisafourletterword: How to fix the nursing shortage. This is the cutest CPR ever.

theredrubyx: Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig. His stunt double is having the best day

babygaynormative: there are 2 songs that have 100 beats per minute which is the correct amount for cpr and they are “staying alive" and “another one bites the dust" and if u don’t think that’s the rawest shit you’ve ever heard you

thewerebunny: drunkoffbutterbeer: I’m sorry did you save the doctor with cpr Did you defeat a witch’s spell with a rhyming word from harry potter Did you take care of the doctor in 1913 England when he didn’t even remember himself Did you recognize

bonermakers: Help… I’m drowning… Give me CPR… Please…

huffingtonpost: See the full video of pool repairman, Rick Gruber, saving this little squirrels life with CPR here.

thewerebunny: drunkoffbutterbeer: I’m sorry did you save the doctor with cpr Did you defeat a witch’s spell with a rhyming word from harry potter Did you take care of the doctor in 1913 England when he didn’t even remember himself Did you recognize

thai-with-booty:Useful cpr training poster by the pool

we-willbe-counting-stars: nightnursenotes: icuisafourletterword: How to fix the nursing shortage. This is the cutest CPR ever. Oh my gosh, that is the cutest thing I’ve seen in a long time. <3

moshita: how to perform cpr visual.ly

just-shower-thoughts: CPR is the human equivalent of punching/slamming/hitting a machine until it starts working again

secretrn: Remember: doing good CPR is like remembering how to have good sex - go hard - go fast - go deep - switch roles when you get tired - if you’re not getting sweaty, you’re not working hard enough 😜 ✌🏻️🚑🏥

bonermakers: I need CPR, or something…

controlledspontaneity: xuxunaserra: newkidsonmycock19: not today satan not today It’s like CPR for toilets

nightnursenotes: icuisafourletterword: How to fix the nursing shortage. This is the cutest CPR ever.

rippedjeanseyesofgreen: Not sure why I’m smiling….I can’t BREATHE in this shirt. It belongs to my SEVEN YEAR OLD! Need CPR! 😂😂💋

nightmarebc: fpti: earlygr4ves: i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.” jesus christ

4mysquad: #GynnyaMcMillen A Kentucky teen died in juvie hall after staffers used martial arts — and it took jail workers 11 minutes to start CPR after they found her unresponsive, according to 911 audio. Gynnya McMillen, 16, was found “cold”

monsterblackbooty: saudoffdaauthor: Gaawd Daaamn Bruhhh 😮OMG! 😨Someone call 911🚑, I need CPR💀

babygaynormative: there are 2 songs that have 100 beats per minute which is the correct amount for cpr and they are “staying alive” and “another one bites the dust” and if u don’t think that’s the rawest shit you’ve ever heard you can unfollow

caake-caake: jewishsanta: controlledspontaneity: xuxunaserra: newkidsonmycock19: not today satan not today It’s like CPR for toilets the future this is so clever

just-shower-thoughts: CPR is the human equivalent of punching/slamming/hitting a machine until it starts working again

likewildlife: mywhiskeywhispers: sexysexnsuch: likewildlife: ¡! -J ARIEL, THAT’S NOT HOW YOU GIVE CPR! ERIC STOP PLAYING DEAD! ERIC! ERIC!!!! ARIEL?!!! THAT’S HILARIOUS!

positive-memes: doggos-with-jobs: A little OT (sorry) but I thought it was useful to share with anyone who loves dogs: Here is how to save your dog with CPR (image taken from Working Dog magazine) important post

fatraccoons: sulfursky: This is the best episode ever hands down The cpr training they proceed to do in the next scene is just as priceless

mshoneyluuxoxo: Let me give you CPR? lol I try to get in some public nudity everywhere I travel!

just-shower-thoughts: CPR is the human equivalent of punching/slamming/hitting a machine until it starts working again

disneysmagickingdom: its-aboutbloodytime: theredrubyx: Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig. His stunt double is having the best day Jack Sparrow laughing at another Jack Sparrow’s jokes just seems really appropriate

schlachthoffunf5: hotlitchic: Anyone? Good thing I am certified as a CPR instructor. Haven’t lost one yet😂😈

pornazzi: I don’t think that’s how you do CPR art by Aeolus

aeolusdaveyart: I don’t think that’s how you do CPR, 2015

surprisebitch: when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

subjectnumber32: outerlabia: fpti: earlygr4ves: i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.” jesus christ they’re calling to mother for food F E E D

controlledspontaneity: xuxunaserra: newkidsonmycock19: not today satan not today It’s like CPR for toilets

wvilldog: tomhollandstaint: Me: what he doing @chibisiren: cpr In the zone

viahunter: We’ll always save the day~ BUY THE PRINT CLICK HERE FOR THE SPEEDPAINT -performs cpr on my right hand- Poly-morphic sentient rocks? Poly-morphic sentient rocks.

nudemuscle: Brooke Black - pretend you’re drowning so she’d give you CPR

lorenzens-soil: CPR

surprisebitch: when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

saythankyoumaster: Kiss her as you rub her. She may needs CPR later.

babygaynormative: there are 2 songs that have 100 beats per minute which is the correct amount for cpr and they are “staying alive” and “another one bites the dust” and if u don’t think that’s the rawest shit you’ve ever heard you can unfollow

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