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pro-gay: shoutyelf: pro-gay: homophu: lesbiansinouterspace: pro-gay: pro-gay: “i just need to take a quick shower, feel free to wait on my jool.’’ ‘’help yourself to some joffee’’ Pls “the jups are on the counter” ‘’don’t
hustleinatrap: Rihanna made an appearance at the Ivy League school to accept a plaque given to her by Allen Counter, the director of the Harvard Foundation. She was named Humanitarian of the Year by Harvard University. 29-year-old star, who by the way
lascocks: when you hear the THUD of a cat landing on the floor that shouldn’t have been on the counter in the first place
pepbut: btw if you’re in seattle, there’s going to be a nazi rally in westlake, and there’s been a counter-protest arranged against it starting at denny park before moving to converge at westlake if you feel safe enough to go then please do, but
ithelpstodream:black lives matter is called “violent” for breaking a few windows, scorching some cars - shit that can be replaced. nazis attack students, mace counter protestors and ram a car into a group of people, KILLING one and people be like
calligraphy-skele: @counter-productive-reptile
meatsleep: gaycaspian: power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you counter power move is responding with “direct action”
fakeseinfeldplots: fakeseinfeldplots:#21 - The Coronation JERRY: Kramer, out of all the crazy schemes you’ve pulled, this one really takes the cake. (KRAMER SPILLS OFF JERRY’S COUNTER AND ONTO HIS HARDWOOD FLOOR) JERRY: Oh, that’s just perfect!
khunkhuz: Proper names and size of medieval swords, edited by me. Arming sword, or knightly sword, or one-handed sword: speaks for itself, fits for one hand, not designed or practical in anyway to use with two, with the pommel used as a counter-weight
kirkvvall:i think my fav thing about griffin as a dm is that instead of going “unfortunately the ooze is immune to slashing damage :/” he says “if you were making a pb&j sandwich and you dropped some jelly on the counter, would you take a
drinking-tea-at-midnight: justsomeantifas: spinningthehamsterwheel: justsomeantifas: antifa: we need to stop white supremacists from advocating their hate white supremacists, after months of hard work and counter protesting from anti fascists: we are
walks into a bar with clear stubble on my face and bags under my eyes and goes to the bartender slamming this down on the counter trying not to tear up
closet-keys:Not something I designed– a friend shared it on Facebook– but in an effort to spread counter propaganda I thought this would be helpful to share for folks in areas where breaking through the liberal bubble is especially needed
justsomeantifas: proof that counter protesting works. keep up the good fight.
the-bluebonnet-bandit: the-bluebonnet-bandit: Thought: If feeding everyone would break the economy then the economy deserves to be broken Counter thought: The economy is already broken if it enables millions to starve.
unaccompaniedursaminor: skoomapipe: sexin-my-xbox: goth-shitposts: New rule: ur not aloud to be a goth if youre transphobic Additional rule: being transphobic is not punk rock also note: transphobia isn’t metal either You can’t be counter
sneakyfeets: sneakyfeets: Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated Nurse: Are you sure? We can try- Me: he needs to be sedated Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-
nerdgasrnz: teratomarty: dreamingofmotherhood93: Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues Important information! Insurance coverage decisions are made by medically ignorant bean-counters. Until we can dismantle the whole shitty system,
dumbass-bitch-disease: frogadir: menschpassing: frankenstein1831: girlfriendluvr: counter-weight: knuckleduster: ndiecity: scene-velma-dinkley: fuckyeahryanmcginley-blog: RYAN (HEAD-BUTT), 1999“That’s not my blood. I was making out with
normal-horoscopes:THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]
log6:I think the counters at popular chain coffee shops I won’t name should be replaced with a fully covered area where customers can’t see the employees faces or what they’re doing. I’m talking once ler levels of obfuscation.
gollygeo:I love how simple a fat fetish can be. Person has belly, very good. Person plops belly on counter, I’m dead.
grimeclown:evil-isthecatvideocute:is-the-cat-video-cute:trianglevsaxolotl:aevios: tiktoksthataregood-ish: [video description: a big orange cat sits inside a large metal pot on a kitchen counter looking around slightly confused and bewildered as two
magicalandsomeweirdhometours:Now, I’d make him paint the cabinets and change out the counters.people against modern farmhouse
zombiozoid:can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
zohbugg:teaboot:Counter argument: Immortal, invisible, malevolent mouse
prokopetz:Game: This page will procedurally generate a set of fifty nonexistent English-like words each time it’s loaded. Load the page, pick one – it can be any one, but it has to be one of the set of fifty generated by your very first page load
thebidork:the-haiku-bot: sneakyfeets: sneakyfeets: sneakyfeets: Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated Nurse: Are you sure? We can try- Me: he needs to be
para56: To him, she was art…a beautiful masterpiece. And he pinned her to the counter top every chance he could.
When you are wondering if you can climb across the counter and get your own coffee…
vangh0st: I wouldnt exactly mind meninism if it was men bonding together to fight hyper-masculinity and helping trans men, moc, male rape victims, etc. but its literally just a “movement” against women having equal rights lmao
coat: atstarbucks: Los Angeles, New York City, Cardiff, Bangalore — At any Starbucks in any country in the world, real-life connection is happening not only across the table over coffee, but across the counter right when you walk in. One time I walked
communistbakery: tangletots: ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets im the girl on the counter rageomega
roblowcop: some dumbass website: please sir turn off your adblocker we need that revenue to survive me, looking at the adblock counter, which shows 33 ads and counting blocked on said dumbass website: @rageomega
thebootydiaries: me: how many words have i written is it a million is it TWO million word counter: 409 words me: LIES
just-shower-thoughts: Chess is a visual representation of a woman with a larger skill set being worth less than her male counter-part.
lordaardvarksfm: The Afterlife Awaits You The bad influence of Miranda’s new replacement was subtle… No one even stopped to think twice as she started snorting Red Sand off a counter on Afterlife as a Vorcha fingered her through her suit; they were
wanksysfm: Chapter 1 - Samus Aran Is A Slutty DrunkWritten by @tentaclefan… “You’d better be able to do that again. I’m not done here.” Pulling away from him she stepped to the sinks. There was a counter with three of them set in it. Each
ballerinabondagefairies: A soft and sensual teasing introduction to the counter-intuitive pleasures of restraint. She already wanted more.
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