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In a universe where everyone is born with numbers on their wrists counting down to when they'll meet their soulmate, send me 00:00:00 for my muses reaction to their numbers hitting zero when they meet yours.
exhibitionistatheart: This was hiding in my drafts from last week…but I think it counts for Move It Monday AND Masturbation May! whooo! ;) ❤ Just plain sexy!!!
The next 90 minutes are going to blow your mind. So will the next 90 days serving me in chastity. Any day I don’t come won’t count. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband. Image credit: not sure, it’s all over the internet.
the-alfie-incorporated: “Whether you’re packing the big guns or smaller arms, you can count on Hanes for the support you need. And they look flarkin’ good too.” pls don’t sue me Hanes
micthemicrophone: lavenderharmony: windsongart: speedcoredave: At the massive buffet thing I missed this. I couldn’t find anyone Imma cry. HOLY SHIT I LOOK SO FAT brb im burning that tshirt. That was a lot of counting. And there’s me in
In celebration and sharing my thanks for the 900 followers, it is time!Rules are as follows, if you fail to adhere to these rules your submission will not be counted:Please use the mail/ask me anything function on tumblr to send me your entry, not the
Ever get close to word count on a story and feel like you cannot write another word? Yeah. Me neither. Joking aside, I am finishing up the last paragraph for @xurnami’s flash piece. Will send to them for approval (something I need to get better
After so long, I finally platted all three Crash Bandicoot games, even going through the agony of the time trials.If they remaster any more, count me out, because no way in hell will I subject myself to hours of failure due to some bullshit collision
male-tf-control:“6… 7… 8…”Laura worked quickly to finish her last set of bicep curls, counting the reps in her head while at the same time keeping a close eye on the front door. At any moment, her son would be home from school, and she’d need
we cant be together or even get involved or talk to each other because i have about 7 husbands and 17 boyfriends to devote my life to waiting for me in korea and counting so
yorripi: prblms: thomasthetalkingengine: anus: people who sleep with one pillow make me sick people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed reblog and put in the tags how many pillows you sleep with
ificouldbeheard: darkmoonsigel:dabbin-fairy:This is my favorite oneI have never hit the reblog button fastest in my life Happy birthday to me!
socialistexan:waywardtravelerfart:prettykikimora:Uhhh excuse me? Does this apply to Texas too?No! You actually can’t pick more than one candidate in Texas. Nevada is a caucus, like Iowa, so any unviable candidate has their votes redistributed to
tardissea: “This is who I am, right here, right now, all right? All that counts is here and now, and this is me!” insp. (x)
nurfherder: surrexi: sexyglances: Tumblr 101: How Tags work! Only the first 5 tags count. Start with the important tags (ex. show name, actor name, artist name). If you’re the kind of person who fangirl like there’s no tomorrow like me in their
bilbosexual: guangmeow: Business Associates with Tom Hiddleston | Jaguar USA | [x] #are you saying#that this car can hold four dead business associates#count me the fuck in#tom hiddleston i think he does, darling
norasuko-art: Lovely Bonbon commissioned for the Max Gentlemen Sexy Business Kickstarter. A Victorian Business Tycoon and Dating Sim. Making money and dating Victorian ladies of extraordinary taste and status? Count me the fuck in! :P Patreon / Twitter
phantom-quantum: sexyglances: Tumblr 101: How Tags work! Only the first 5 tags count. Start with the important tags (ex. show name, actor name, artist name). If you’re the kind of person who fangirl like there’s no tomorrow like me in their tags,
surrexi: sexyglances: Tumblr 101: How Tags work! Only the first 5 tags count. Start with the important tags (ex. show name, actor name, artist name). If you’re the kind of person who fangirl like there’s no tomorrow like me in their tags, save
sheabutterbitch: rubyisobel: to anyone who was at a women’s march yesterday- text COUNT ME to 89800 so they can get an accurate number of people who were in attendance As soon as I seen this I thought “this sound like the feds” ..did some research
lil-mizz-jay: If this isn’t in Friendship Games you can count me out
turtlecuck: heathred: Luv her ridin that cock with another in her mouth, but there are at least 2 more that need to be taken care of. She better get ready! My wife wants to have a gang-bang, 5 to 10 guys, not counting me. I would love to make it all
omganniephanny: Play with me in this hot new jerk off encouragement video! It ends with a sexy count down where I beg for your seed and we cum together! C4S :: Clipvia :: ELM :: Private blog
castiel-counts-deans-freckles: watchtheskytonight: phantas-mag0rical: erinchu: snorlaxlovesme: so i cleared my throat today and and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED and that’s what it’s like being on
omganniephanny: Play with me in this hot new jerk off encouragement video! It ends with a sexy count down where I beg for your seed and we cum together!C4S :: Clipvia :: ELM :: Private blog
wilwheaton: theashleyclements: orangepenguino: mapsontheweb: How much each vote actually counts for in US presidential elections. Keep reading I’ve seen this map before and it always makes me so fucking mad. So. Mad. This is why America needs
misogenius: uglymurican:“Rough is all you’re gonna get when you invite this many of us over at once. A guy has to make his turn count.” Rough is da shit This would be me in a threesome with your girlfriend
count-o-laugh: the boy at the back is just maybe he’ll kiss me and you can see in the last gif how disappointed he is.
counting-stars-counting-scars: the fact that my mother told me I am too young to have an opinion on the Ferguson case shows what kind of world we live in. she is in favor of the ruling. I just want to show her how wrong she is. Please reblog this, reblog
mrs-420: 6545 notes and counting. Go me :)
nltm: how are there over 500 people (not counting my slowly growing youtube and twitch numbers) that care about what i have to say. what am i even saying. i’d sleep with a lickitung. am i funny???? am i informative in some way???? idk I follow you
counting-magpies: Counting Magpies x PK ////////“I think I have been in love with Icarus since the day I learned of someone who was so kindred to me. He could sense death coming and still rose up in greeting.”— R.I.D.
counting-the-stars: Warning, this story is based on real events and contains violence. This is me and my brother, in ‘07. He was 18 and I was 12, still just a little girl. Me and Andrew had always been good siblings. Never had any fights, and Andy
bronyhentai: konkeydongcountry: bronyhentai: how the fuck do you even make 353 30+ minute videos on plants vs zombies 2 this reminds me of those minecraft youtubers whose video count is in the thousands this is also the same person
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WHY DIDNT ANY OF MY FRIENDS REPLY TO MY SNAP! FUCK! I SAID ITS A HORRIBLE WORLD BUT ATLEAST THERE ARE STILL PRETTY PINK SUNSETS! MY CAMERA DIDNT DO IT JUSTICE BUT IT DID MAKE ME CRY, I SENT IT TO MY TWO (COUNT EM) (2) FRIENDS!
Meet me in the crows nest and count the stars?….💋
dreadful-secrets: hbbluv: n1neteeen: faux-contes-de-dalia: counting-stars-at-2am: dontletmewalkaway: xbrendaaax: dominos-16: boys-and-suicide: I wish I was dead I wish u were mine I wish you never left. I wish you didn’t say that we were
questioningofthor: THE FIRST TRICK I REMEMBER WAS WHEN HE HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH A BOOK WHILE I WAS WALKING DOWN A CORRIDOR. IF THAT COUNTS AS A TRICK.
highwayvagrant: lilbunnygirl: idek how you pop ur pussy but it does not sound fun or enjoyable count me out u stick ur fingers in there and flick em against the wall like u do for ur cheeks when u wanna make raindrop noises
paynekillers-deactivated2016041: @louteasdale: Putting me in the ice freezer does not count towards the ALS charity thing
Happy 18th Birthday to this gorgeous gal!! I LOVE YOU PANGET! Even though we fight all the time I can still count on you and yeah I’ll give you a corny message in your card #pretty hahaha
trouserweasel: count me the fuck in
chiicharron: my mom’s a teacher so she left me in her room while she did some stuff so i drew a yang on the whiteboard because who else do i draw besides yang this counts as inktober
woah I just had a booty call at like midnight for the first time ever!!!! idk if it counts if its your boyfriend but darf came over around 11:45-12 and he just came in and started taking off his clothes and we went to my bedroom and I had already just
/counts that’s gonna be 27/28 icons scream im gonna do it, wish me luck check back in later in the evening when I’ll start posting batches!
onehornywoman: And this, my loved followers, is exactly why I came home early from the office. I knew I could count on my son, Tyler to take care of me in every way.
smoothcollegedudemsu: Count me the fuck in
sextinginsidetheasylum: sextinginsidetheasylum: *DO NOT DELETE THE FOLLOWING TEXT* Must be followed to me. Reblog this picture (don’t worry none of the text will show up) NO LIKES! If you like this post I will ignore it and not count you. In about
my follower count now ends in 911 how very fitting
Thanks for following me, people!My follower count spiked in the last few weeks from just around 11,000 to over 12,000 yesterday. And, shockingly enough, it’s real people! That’s a flabbergasting amount of folks, even if a lot of them may be inactive
kldzbop: if you say “give me a minute” and somebody starts counting seconds please feel free to punch them
mstrueimage: Hey guys I am going to do a giveaway for ponies since I am getting some duplicates on my quest for total pony domination ANYWAYS like once and reblog once otherwise I won’t count you in you don’t have to follow me I don’t care I just
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