couldnt
NSFW Tumblr
find couldnt on porn pin board
couldnt clips
tahthetrickster: today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier (source)
even with her clothes on amy looks like a living blow up doll because go all the changes she’s made to her body in the name of porn. she couldnt hide her big plastic pornbag tits if she wanted to. nnnghhhh of course lola and gooner know she’ll never
stickykale: there’s just something about lars that turns me into a total omo homo jfc couldnt stop thinking about this after seeing the newest ep…
Potty emergency to accident in 10 secs..Well to start off a while ago I got a little hurt and had to go to the doctor, they gave me some pain medicine and also this high dosage of muscle relaxers.. and boy do they kill me! Within 30 mins of taking it
I like it when a character gets a bigggg Drink Before bed and thier friend/SO says somthing like,“Are you sure you should be drinking that much before bed?..”Then the character responds all confident“Of course! Don’t worry it not like I’m 5”
Official summer omo - pee emergency •///•”Today it wasn’t raining/swampy/ humid for once in like 2 weeks and it actually felt good!!!, it finally felt like summer lol☀️😎So I took the chance to play outside with my dog and tan!, I put on
bladdershycutiepie:🎵🎶Well, the piss starts coming and it don’t stop coming, pissed on the floor and it hit the ground running🎵🎵🎶Didn’t make sense not to piss for fun, Your pant gets wet and your legs feel numb So much to do, so
fluffy-omorashi: Oh frick… I was about to go to the bathroom so I could at least wet in the tub so less mess, but I opened the door and saw my moms light was on and the door was open and could hear here moving around… Lol I was frozen in the middle
peeboy99: Jeans Pee… Couldnt hold it 💦
triple-quote-omo: “Aww you are such a baby. Cant even hold your bladder.” “I-it wasnt my fault! I c-couldnt hold it!” “Aww its okay, lets get you cleaned up
Today this really tacky song came on at work, some of the lyrics were along the lines of ‘don’t share your smile with anyone but me.’ naturally I rolled my eyes and continued with what I was doing but couldnt help but to ponder this
breyanarae: elegantlytasteless: Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard. I couldnt not reblog this, it’s so powerful to me.
cheesu: ouran high school host club!!! i apologize for the twins… i couldnt find the right bangs for them ಥ_ಥ
belleandwhistle: breyanarae: elegantlytasteless: Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard. I couldnt not reblog this, it’s so powerful to me. oh my god.
notpeeta: so yesterday i had to turn in some work to a teacher but i couldnt find her, and my mom kept saying she wanted proof that i was actually looking for her so this happened
elation-success: mydogsnokes: i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it.
nowimthevillain: foolishxvoicez: oh my god, like seriously… was this just written about me? couldnt be more accurate I foretell the ending then go and create the cause
thatweirdcanadian: myocardiac: i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope
found on this reddit thread - couldnt find the original source tho
booloyg: weloveshortvideos: #RichPeopleProblems #growing up was so hard i only had 2 nannies one to feed me and one to wipe my ass i couldnt even have one to carry me around everywhere God i would pay good money to punch him square in the face
wouldnt: wouldnt: remember that map furries would put what city they were in on a map and germany and the netherlands was like covered in so many pins that you couldnt even see any of the city names or highways because there were so many furries in
fishyfellow: snorlaxatives: the-little-engine-that-couldnt: snorlaxatives: good morning cruel world Don’t you mean goodbye? no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’ This really cheered me up
babyferaligator: babyferaligator: DONT GO BACON MY HEART I COULDNT IF I FRIED
legsoo: i couldnt find this meme in vinny form so i made it myself
themediocregapfiller: safetosayitsgay: drainedv0dka: Time to get festive ;)) I know this doesn’t go with my blog theme at all but I am crying laughing i love how they couldnt control their laughter as well
badgyal-k: onyourleftbooob: cuckheadjones: couldnt have said it better myself @us non-black poc too ^
rockboci: in my language its open so i couldnt resist
thethreebirbos:Aww Grumio coo-cooing again… wait AAA GRUMIO NOOO :0 This is why I should never have plushies around the birbs…. but I couldnt help but crack up when he did that.
bittergoldilocks: bittergoldilocks: The way men view women in movies is so funny because Rey with the Force shouldn’t be able to do all that and Carol Danvers with Superpowers shouldn’t be able to do all that but Singular Cop Dude with No Powers Trapped
awiccanfromdetroit: my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO
helixel: Sombra doodle cause I couldnt wait until tomorrow o___o
meekstape:im so hype for rainbow mika and her tag team girlfriend omg…two versions bc i couldnt decide which i liked more!!
gewd-boi: @thunderfoxjt Sorry I couldnt make your B-day. but here is your commission sketch!
qtarts:My yearly puffs!!! I tried to keep as on model as I could this year but I couldnt not give them fingers it looked too funky to me.
sabrerine911: Finished the Joseph Linsner Ivy vs Batman tribute recreation piece.Shame I couldnt give it more time to actually make it a clean one,but alas it was either this or me not finishing it ever,cause Im lazy as fuck XD
orangejuicex3-mieoi:i couldnt resist this anime is so beautiful
just-side-rube: first commission of the new “season”@7th-r‘s Azazel super cute wholesome robot char, couldnt be more up my alley, thanks for commissioning me bro
schpog-art: Bowsette🔥, i know you’re already everywhere in the internet right now but i couldnt stand the feeling to not putting you on my paper, you’re wonderfull, thank you… 🙏🙏🙏💦
surfacage: anon requested mikasa or levi in a suit. naturally i couldnt stop so uh the mafia AU where the ackerman family is trying to capture police officer eren because he apparently regenerates or something. mikasa, having just been inducted into
fungii:comm for stupeoscientiaHA HAAA IT WAS MEANT TO BE MORE SKETCHY BUT AS USUAL I COULDNT STICK TO MY OWN STANDARDS ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ah wellspecial thanks to stupeoscientia for not only commissioning me but for also giving me this as a reference
sparklecryptid:the secret to being a cool adult is to wear things that your younger self wanted to wear but couldn’t and to do things that your younger self wanted to do but couldnt
spidercriss:She couldnt take it all :P too much!! :P
miraculoustang: i couldnt get her nose right and then laughed to near exhaustion at the thought of pearl shape shifting it away so she wouldn’t poke baby steven’s eyes out when she gave him kissus
reys-bens:Donald Glover as Lando Calrissian - Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
fliegend-nilpferd: butchrey: this is a cinematic masterpiece WHAT IS THIS????
lion hearted
obeyaqsaa: i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog
omo-splashy: I c-couldnt hold it!! … S-someone please change me.. ( purchase my kik for exclusive content! Just I.M ME!)
oboywet: omo2k15: shhhhwetter1997: Been holding all night and couldnt any longer This girl has the hottest damn wettings, let’s show some love and piss ourselves for her. wow such an explosion of wetnes
homoswag420: Holy Hell! I couldnt resist reblogging the biebs!
homofarts: funfact octopuses have three hearts and they still couldnt love you as much as i do
revengeshots: ANOTHER LADY THAT COULDNT WAIT TO BE ON MY PAGE!! GIRLS KEEP SENDING THEM TO ME! FOLLOW revengeshots
darkblue2000: omo-passions: Damn I couldnt hold it anymore Very hot!
cum-faerie: i couldnt be any more bored
