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lily6988: omg-waits: mrsdfwhotwife: ineedahotwifenow: I hope to have a wife like this someday! This couldn’t be more true. As paradoxical as it may sound to some people, it makes me want her like crazy when shecgives it up to someone else!!!
purelynaughty: Me rubbing myself to your sexy submission photos. It’s short because I started recording the video a little too late and it’s low quality because I couldn’t be bothered to position myself for better lighting. I just had to touch
why would someone do this. i read cut in grade 7 and back then i couldn’t even fathom that but now…and then fucking perks. i just watched this and i’m making myself worse by scrolling down the cutting tag. what is wrong with me
slutspreferbbc: hell know this couldn"t be me
cuckqueansub: Hubby sent me a video of this since I couldn’t be there.
tskittyhung4you: bigtrucker1082: tskittyhung4you: Officially Single Seems my dude couldn’t be happy with just me… Found him messaging other girls & I can’t deal with that … I sincerely never plan on falling in love again. I’m fucking
0lightsource: I have this affliction where the more I like a character, the harder it is to draw them. It’s not a matter of not being able to draw them, but me not finding the right pose or situation that suits them and my style best(smut or not).
confessionsofasizequeen: my-daughter-needs-pleased: masterchriso: Your daughter every day. And I couldn’t be more proud. Yep, this was basically every morning before high school for me ;)
roxyslagthefoxyfag: sissysluttrap: actioncock: Sucking that cock while wearing these heels I couldn’t be a happier sissy She’s paying for them and makin me jealous of the heels and the cost! X
ask-aoba-dmmd: Thank you for following me!! ((sorry, I couldn’t be bothered drawing Trips actual outfit~))
stepawayfromtheedge: Me and my baby. I couldn’t be happier.
sophixa: cannot believe how lucky i am, I have the most amazing, beautiful girlfriend ❤️ today marks 6 months together and I couldn’t be happier. her smile is what gets me through each day. I love you Lenae
art-of-submission: “Please. Sir, no more. I can’t take anymore.” “Why not, slut?” “I can’t, Sir, it hurts.” “Didn’t you tell me earlier, slut that you needed to cum tonight. That you couldn’t be denied anymore.” “Ohhh ohhh,
she was trapped in a mirrorand it couldn’t be clearershe wanted to leave this placeand get herself back in spacelapis lazuli, you fled into the bottom of the sealapis lazuli, you were so mad, but then you came around to me
thepureskin: thepureskin loves my shenanigans enough to take me on as part of the family and I couldn’t be happier of course i do, fitnfreaky… thanks so much for joining the blog. i look forward to your future submissionsSEE MORE OF FITNFREAKY
slave-to-goddess: pawgpower: Cake Time “You thought you couldn’t be assnotized, but look at you now! You’re on your knees stroking to my bouncy butt! Give me some nice long strokes as you tell my how much you love my ass, the ass that owns you.
blueroomgamer:Friend: Hey dude, what kind of music do you listen too?Me: … It’s complicated …Friend: Couldn’t be that ba-
ms-alaina:Does it even take that get to get viagra…we are more concerned with old men getting boners than a person living comfortably in their own body with who they are supposed to be… Imagine if they made men with ED prove they couldn’t get an
The other night I had sleep paralysis 3 times in the span of like 5 minutes.While it was happening I was smiling because I’m not scared anymore. I’m so in touch with my inner God and love that I knew they couldn’t fuck with me. That’s why it
boybound: I couldn’t be more honored and grateful to moc420 for choosing to make this image. He surprised me with it the other day, and I just love it. Again a big thank you, moc420! I’m putting the link to his profile below; give him a follow! If
roguewn: reypalpatines: ben solo canonically loved his mother so much that he felt like he couldn’t go back to her after luke made him feel he was too evil to be kept alive and then snoke/palpatine burned luke’s jedi academy to the ground and made
a while ago @bestingheroes linked me this post and since then i haven’t been able to stop thinking about shiro so um yeah i just. want him to smile. i need him to smile and be happy even for a little while my heart requires it
crime-she-typed: beautifuldelusione: Me rn This couldn’t be more accurate right now
bhm-whim: Me chugging my 2 liter of Mountain Dew. My fat pants couldn’t take any more. Sorry I didn’t think the video was zoomed in so much.
foxbear: islandnymph: justjengie: hersheyhipster: the-pareidolia-paradigm: you have been visited by the seven magic dragon ballsyour biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog Couldn’t risk it. didn’t realize they change colors. now
underweartuesday: When you announced the theme for this week, I couldn’t resist the urge to be a little bit playful and put on a pair of Buffy’s thigh highs for the picture. All of my socks are the exact same, so there isn’t anything exciting
minnymoon1360: blueroomgamer: Friend: Hey dude, what kind of music do you listen too? Me: … It’s complicated … Friend: Couldn’t be that ba- Wtf? Lol
feelin-fristy: piesaucy: I had toooo..i’m sorrythe original animation that inspired this Thank you @oughtansfw OH also thank you @feelin-fristy for actually showing me this! XD Ko-fi It’s the year of TwiSpike and I couldn’t be happier <3!
swelling-bellies: So big and heavy I had to lie down. My gut couldn’t be any tighter – I love it. Someone wanna come rub it for me?
rbbrgatr: Looks like the pup is a little excited… Couldn’t be his master’s touch, or that plug locked in his rubber sheath lined rear… Me last night. Catsuit by E7Gear, Hood by WetHot, Harness by www.heavyrubber-shop.com Photos by RaccoonBurr
thedeckalposts: I just have to FINGER FUCK my PUSSY and my FRAT BROTHERS will usual find me in my room!!! and who said that FRAT BOYS couldn’t be TRAINED???
lookanotherweirdpornblog: The last 3 panels of “Show Me Your Moves” by GuNMouTH.I believe they were screencapped and pieced together from a stream since the “official” ones couldn’t be released. -Vod
ashshumway: Been pretty MIA for a while. Lots of positive things have been occupying my time and mind. Life has thrown a few curve balls at me and I couldn’t be more in love with it. It’s really refreshing to find someone who appreciates the things
blueroomgamer: Friend: Hey dude, what kind of music do you listen too? Me: … It’s complicated … Friend: Couldn’t be that ba-
mrv3000: I couldn’t resist.
podophilliacreturns: Damn this chick is fine, and her feet are very sexy! She couldn’t be around me lol.
kogeikun: This year I’ve been working without the need to open commissions; you have been of great help. My Patreon account couldn’t be better than what it is now, and every day there’s more of you that follow me and like my job, that makes
teach-me-please-sir: both of them – couldn’t be happier
channel 4 just told me i couldn’t watch something because i was in the wrong country
peachpittance: Made them into a text post since the photo post was stretching them out XX;;pxl bad end matsu with left hand, while i couldn’t use the right handfeel free to use as long as u credit me =DThank Red for the suggestion XD
taboopony: Well schools out my pony people and me and scuttlebug couldn’t be happyier X3 Cutie has good taste in music too~
carnographic: I wanted to tell Brian it was over now and everything would be okay. But that was a lie, plus, I couldn’t speak anyway. I wish there was some way for us to go back and undo the past. But there wasn’t. There was nothing we could do.
tickatocka: some fun sex tropes: laughing during sex and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions kissing to stay quiet biting to stay quiet one
doggy-girl-chilli: masterandhispup: Me, with all of my boys. Commissioned from the very talented, and very sweet @spacepupx James Newland. I couldn’t be happier with it! -Master Omg! I love with this!!! Great!!!!!
king-lexx:pootietang-nem:ayjustjae:Teaching my 2 yr old son how to Naruto Run!!! I couldn’t be more proud of anything he has ever achieved right now lol This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.Aww… send this baby boy to me. Adorable 😍.
heygingergirl: sensualplayfulpet: I’m thinking I couldn’t possibly love this more. Oh holy goodness…I know I say it all the time but this really should be me.
emeenes:achselhaare:It’s been about 6 months since I stopped shaving my underarms, and I still feel like a punk rock warrior enchantress whenever I wear a tank top. It was a very empowering choice for me and I couldn’t be happier with it. Similarly,
chubby-bunnies: Oh how I love this blog <3 I’m Melissa, 21, Montreal (Canada). I’m a size 16/18 US. Once again, my fiance makes me feel beautiful everyday. Couldn’t be more happier! Come say hey lovely ladies! FluffySmurfs.tumblr.com
alyreality: purplebowtieofsex: alyreality: purplebowtieofsex: alyreality: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Was it you? Who me? Yes you. It couldn’t be. You’re a lying bitch.
keepcalmimspidey: almostcrazycatlady98: Cats Being Cats i cant believe people dont like cats…
leanna-ashgrove replied to your post “Would Havoc rather kiss Orion or Leanna?”well then…that happen ovo;;; (tbh I feel a little bit weird being mention in this way idk?? I hope I don’t sound rude to you or anon ;A; )I couldn’t
bbwsurf: www.kimmycrush.com or www.bbwsurf.com/kimmycrushSometimes I look like the sweetheart next door and you couldn’t imagine me being anything but innocent and the loveable. Don’t let the lace fool you! In this set see my softer side and my naughty
lilscorp: lilscorp: got this new moon wand from @kinkywaifu and I couldn’t be more thrilled!! if you want a complete set of nsfw photos of my first time using it (coming soon) ask me about my private blog!! just a reminder my birthday is soon and
perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: humdrumhootenanny: Couldn’t be happier to come home to this every day Hey guys it’s my birthday in a week but this turd is the best and taking me out all day to celebrate 😋
jerrbear0418:Daddy got me a new swim diaper for this summer! Couldn’t be more happier! And with a little fun!!
matt-delancy: Not a problem! If you need it, just let me know when and if I’m not home I’ll provide you keys and et cetera. I’m sorry I couldn’t be more helpful. You see, those mechanic things were never my kind of deal in school. Though I’m
gailsimone: kai-suteki: A combo of my Batwoman cosplay! A lot of work and tears went into this and I couldn’t be happier! Photo shoot coming soon.. Follow me: Dizen Doll on facebook, instagram and twitter <3 Good lord, that outfit and that lovely
monkeysaysficus: theoccasionalgod drew me as Sailor Neptune and OMG it couldn’t be awesomer :D
kittiemitties: These guys looked amazingUnfortunately when I got there the Eevee and Leafeon were having technical difficulties and couldn’t be featured on their own If you see yourself, let me know so I can tag you!