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“You don’t need to be a fireplace to get a golden shower from me.”
Boku No Seiso Na Mama Ga, Konna Ni Inran Na Wake Ga Nai! ~Bitch Mama To No Futekisetsu Na Kankei~ by Kamina Koharu ever since we came back from that trip my step mom couldn’t be satisfied by my dad. She would ask me for more and lied to my dad about
b00bafett: My psylocke is always done and I couldn’t be happier. Follow me on Instagram to see more of my upcoming work! @boobafettcosplay !!! :)
monodes: Congratulations markiplier for the 8m subs and Congratulations therealjacksepticeye for the 5m subs!You guys are awesome, you pulled me though a bad time and I couldn’t be more happy for you both!You don’t really know how happy am I for
thecommaspace: Some fanimation of @markiplier! This is the person that really got me into watching Let’s Plays way back in the day. I really just want to hang out with this guy someday, he’s so cute!Here for Process! This is delightful. I couldn’t
sisterlicious: He was pretending to be asleep, but he couldn’t fool me. I knew my brother was enjoying every second of having his twin sister come in and get him off…after all, it was the third time we’d done it, and this time he hadn’t even
Shipping the First 11 orders of my Gals! Book and I COULDN’T BE MORE EXCITED!! Thank you to everyone who ordered them! Means the world to me!! There are 15 copies left and Remember that with every Book purchase you get TWO RANDOM GALS PRINTS FOR FREE!
Oh man…boys…I really suck at boys…AnywayA commission for Portionofdairy of Wander from Shadow of the ColossusOr…at least it’s supposed to be…ugh TT^TT
young-rape-toy: hismoonfaerie: slutty-nympho: I have this video bookmarked from PornHub. Gets me off, EVERY SINGLE TIME This couldn’t be more perfect. I dream of this…just a wet fuckhole
ahumliatedhusband-com: So this is why Zooey turns me on so much, I knew it couldn’t be just her eyes Beautiful. Wow.
hairypitsclub: Fuzzy for lyfe~ hpc was what gave me the confidence to fully love myself and couldn’t be more thankful <3
askglitchyrobot: neasura: thank you for the first follow i had to draw you’re character i couldn’t resist the call of the glitchy! Oh, right. That’s an old alias of mine. I don’t remember my “official" name. You can call me what you
crzyasscouples: You couldn’t resist me…. Enjoy Reblog and check us out, you won’t be let down
illegalloveandotherthings: I couldn’t be happier, first I found out my brother liked me the same way I liked him, then we fucked in his room until our parents came come.
girlswhoswallow: thankful for his big tip - girlswhoswallow Shit lucky 4 him, but why couldn’t it be me
lookingverycarefully: Three years ago today I came out to my family. I’ve been met with more love and support than I could ever imagine and I couldn’t be more grateful. Not all are as lucky and me, and everyone, at one point or another, has some
mylustandwant: Gripping on to me, feeling my cock pounding the back of your throat. You couldn’t be happier as I use and fuck your whore mouth.
I’d been staring her from across the party for what seemed like hours. But for the life of me, I couldn’t figure out what made her so captivating! It wasn’t like she had beautiful red hair, or that her skin looked like smooth honey. She wasn’t
twentyfour4eva: This is from my first encounter last summer after my husband confessed to me that he wants to be a cuckold and I confessed that I want a big black cock because his dick couldn’t satisfy me.
invidia1988:Because I wanted to write this little blueberry. This is a pure drabble, and I am sorry if it might be a little ooc. But. I wanted to write for this. I’ve been seeing an increase of people sad lately, not feeling good, having bad days, and
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dusiks: We met in a strange way. You probably thought I was weird. When I knew it was a misunderstanding, I thought you would just pity me. Your first love, who seemed to still remain in your heart, made me hesitate. No. I couldn’t be honest. “He
krownjewel2: sdotc: Let me fuck the piss out of you, still your knees get weak and your body collapses Got fucked like that for the first time, scared tf outta me cause I knew cum couldn’t be that clear and fluid 😂
countrycumslut:you all have done it again. 200+ followers 💘 I couldn’t be more stunned and amazed by yall. I can’t say it enough that Yall are the best! Let me know what Ya think! Shoot me fan mail or ask! Hope this one blows your minds and your
hvit-ravn: Anonymous asked: Did Fili likes Kili being chubby? kili: you were supposed to help me with this shirt! stop it! fili: sorry, bro, but i couldn’t resist. you’re so cute!
kittydenied: I couldn’t be trusted in the shower, so the belt came with me. :) Love how the last pic shows the water flowing through the shield. Was hoping it would give me some sort of relief….nope.
cottonfist: “Rose made me feel like I was everything…and when I felt like I couldn’t be everything, Steven made me feel like I was still something.”Bird mom tries her best.
beckyhop: wtfbadromancecovers: A series of very bored men. Editor’s note: This is the look each of their faces when they were told the punny titles. @artemispanthar, you’re gonna hate me for @ - ing you on this one. I couldn’t settle on a ‘wtf’
michelle-amara-model: All I have to say is that my boyfriend is flippin’ AMAZING! #corywilaby ❤️ I couldn’t be more grateful to have this very special man in my life whom loves me as much as he does! And I love that he adores me this much as
curvalicious77: curvalicious77: Just a few quick work shots for you, my coworker kept talking to me and looking at me so I couldn’t be too daring today ;p Too bad I don’t work there anymore…..can’t take work pics where I am now 😥
sixpenceee: OK so this was the Bloody Mary movie, I watched as a child. It scared me so bad. I couldn’t be in a room by myself, and made my grandma stand outside my bathroom when I showered. It definitly did scar me. I was 10 years old at the time.
hypnoswriter: This was not the bet. I said that I couldn’t be hypnotized, and you said I could that anyone could. We bet a drink, you hypnotize me to forget my name and I’d buy you a beer or I resist and you buy me one. I didn’t agree to come home
fuckyeahgaycouples: This is my boyfriend and Me. We recently just celebrated our one year and I couldn’t be happier. cantreid.tumblr.com - me philosophicalbee.tumblr.com - him
tatterdemalionamberite: daretotrywithoutpermission: anarchoclintonism: This couldn’t be a more obvious portent if it fell from the sky on a clear day. The whole thing says “Who once saw me wept. Who sees me now will weep.” WELL THAT’S NOT
chubby-bunnies: Okay I’m addicted. This is my 3rd submission, but you lovlies make me feel so great :)I just got a job at Lane Bryant & couldn’t be happier! So life is good, and i want to share the love. Come talk to me :)co0kiebutter.tumblr.com
browngirlblues: Person: I couldn’t be vegan, I’d starve!! Me: eats an entire pizza by myself This reminded me of the pizza quesadillas I made once. Holy shit
paternal-instinct: Couldn’t be happier for my son and his newly announced fiance. He’s already like family to me, so to get the official word makes me overwhelmed with joy. Now he can join the family fun! Take off your shirts and take out your cocks,
hungwy:toonces-on-tumblr:hungwy:Living in a place with mountains would be too overwhelming. I saw a real cliff on a river the other day and it was so beautiful I couldn’t do anything as a born and bred midwesterner, i can relate to thislike, when
sharpteetheyesinfront: I laughed at this until I about couldn’t breath! I fear this will be me with my future cat trying to get me out of the house to go meet people.
fuckyeahtattoos: My tattoo is finally healed and I couldn’t be happier with it. It means a lot to me -as all my others- and I am glad to have it on my body forever. The drawing was designed by me and my tattoo artist, Roger Marx, in São Paulo, Brazil.
“I realised I cant shut myself away or crack up. It could be me next, couldnt it? But if it is, Ill make sure I take as many Death Eaters with me as I can and Voldemort too, if I can manage it.”
laugh-at-me-br0: alyreality: purplebowtieofsex: alyreality: purplebowtieofsex: alyreality: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Was it you? Who me? Yes you. It couldn’t be. You’re a lying bitch. Then who?
adorablelesbiancouples: Me and my fiance :) we’ve been engaged for a month now and I couldn’t be happier. cuddlingundertheinfluence.tumblr.com - Lexi milehigh-jew.tumblr.com -me/victoria
funforallthefamily: At first, my mom looked as if she couldn’t stand me fucking her, like it was wrong, and it shouldn’t be happening.As soon as she could feel me start to empty my balls and fill her little pussy with cum, it was like she never wanted
ghostlittle: Yesterday, I got this special surprise from my CG! He saw me eyeing her at the store and secretly picked her up for me while I was away. I couldn’t be happier and I love my special new stuffie ❤️⭐️
big-sugar: toodomforyou: ilphdorl: nyx-nymphette: Daddy doms on tumblr be like Send this to todomforyou they have bunch if stuff like this Of course, because he’s so good for you he has to demand your listening. He couldn’t just possibly demonstrate
Omg my mommy just got home and I scared the crap out of her. I hid behind a corner and said “RAMADHAN MUBARAK!” so that she couldn’t get mad at me LOOOOL. She hates me.
winterclarity: get to know me meme: [3/5] favorite movies ➸ Weekend Well. You know what, son. It doesn’t matter to me. I love you just the same. And guess what? I couldn’t be more proud of you than if you were the first man on the moon.
naughtynicegirl69: Someone told me they couldn’t find me on tumblr…guess what…neither could I…lol…I am kind of torn about this one…:/…what is so bad about being a sexual confident responsible woman? If more woman and men were confident
yehudisha: not enough people are willing to talk about the fact that, due to conditioning, same gender attraction is uncomfortable, volatile, scary and guilty territory for a lot of wlw. that a lot of wlw feel it would be easier to date men, and feel
incestamy: I couldn’t be happier that my dad gave me a job at his company. The pay is good, and having my father as a boss allows me to receive all sorts of benefits…
pan-pizza: Goes up to butch Hartman. “Remember Doogal?” “they hired me to fix it, it couldn’t be fixed ” please tell me this actually happened
If you are under 18 unfollow me NOW I couldn’t care less how ~mature~ you think you are or if you’re ~about to turn 18~ If you are not 18 or older you have no place here!!! I could be legally charged with providing pornography to minors if worse came
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