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absqrst: Heritage Paul was struggling, 18 and at college he’d been asked to write an essay on his heritage. It was meant to be a way of showing how well you handled historical research, but Paul just couldn’t find anything. His father was a mix of
ancientmariner44:71 year old Reba. Must be a misprint. This rare and remarkable lady couldn’t see 71 with the Hubble telescope??
finalproblem: whenisayrunrun: You can be honest. Is it noticeable? This moment was for all the fans who complained Jim couldn’t be dead because the gore effects in TRF weren’t extreme enough. You won’t convince me otherwise.
websissy: When the local cop pulled me out of the rest stop toilet I was petrified. I couldn’t be arrested, the story in all the papers, all my friends and family knowing. When he stopped and took me to the sleazy motel I was confused. When he stripped,
kellyisnice:Sinister - Alice Lewis, age 10 | Malice of Alice | www.maliceofalice.comPhoto Credit: kellyisnicephotography | www.kellyisnice.com It was supposed to be light and gold and lovely and then she went dark on me and I couldn’t be happier.
funforallthefamily: At first, my mom looked as if she couldn’t stand me fucking her, like it was wrong, and it shouldn’t be happening.As soon as she could feel me start to empty my balls and fill her little pussy with cum, it was like she never wanted
edwardspoonhands: sittingonshouldersofgiants: My AP Bio teacher gave me this award. I honestly couldn’t be happier. I have no words except, holy crap, I hope Hank finds this. This gave me some serious goose bumps.
vaginasofthe-world: 18 and still very insecure but I am learning to love and live with what I have,this tumblr has taught me to love myself and I thank you so much for making it! couldn’t be more happier. your body deserves to be loved by you. thanks
chubby-bunnies: Sarah… 24 size 16/18 US (1x/2x) Its taken me a lot of years to finally be comfortable with my body and all its glorious flaws. I couldn’t be happier.
spoonflower was having a free shipping promo on cyber monday but i couldn’t make new pillows that fast and i want to stop reprinting most of my old pillows so my friend recommended i try just scaling up a few of my existing ones so i’ll be
sissyfemminuccia: bigdaddyblog: You knew that moment he slid that thick REAL man cock inside you your life as a man was over. All you are now is the fucktoy for REAL men and you couldn’t be happier. Happiness for me is to be a fucktoy for a real
bladesrunner:“The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. It couldn’t be both.” INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS 2009 | dir. Quentin Tarantino
I couldn’t be more confused about this game if you paid me to be, but I know I’m buying it.
lovingcouple212143: subscript39: Here’s some hot summer fun at the river! Favorite place to be, we couldn’t be happier. @lovingcouple212143 Wait!! I’m on the way!!! I think you need me to rub some sunscreen aaaalllll over you. The boys can
asgardreid: The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.
kara-zorel: Get to know me meme: [4/15] Male Characters ➸ Lito Rodriguez“All of my life, I’ve had to pretend to be something I wasn’t. And to become what I wanted to become I couldn’t be what I am. I am a gay man.“
academyfordifficultgirls: “Six months ago, I couldn’t be bothered to be home when my husband got off work. Now this is how I welcome him home.“He’s very kind, and only makes me sleep in the cage when I’ve been naughty. He keeps the cage
damnguido: It’s starting to be Pea Coat and Scarf weather methinks :p ahhh fall *contented sigh* Couldn’t agree more, Matt!
skoloton: son-neko: skoloton: if you were expecting me to be disappointed when googling “snakes in hats” then you couldn’t be more wrong Is that a venomous snake? What idiot would do that?! clearly someone willing to make a few sacrifices
anyways, I’m over being upset about the episodes airing early internationally (I was actually over it when I woke up but I got annoyed by all the messages I woke up to telling me I couldn’t be upset and I’m stubborn so I was upset for an extra hour
skoloton: if you were expecting me to be disappointed when googling “snakes in hats” then you couldn’t be more wrong
chubby-bunnies: submitted by allisongraves.tumblr.comsize 14 USit took me a long time to finally be happy with my body but i’ve finally reached that point in my life, and i couldn’t be happier!
mike121193:Graduation! Memories of Buffy spring to mind right now but the calming thoughts of taylorswift are keeping me calm. I’m feeling slightly emotional as my granddad couldn’t be here today but I know he would be proud. Missing you lots.
gaydaveboy: dawwwwfactory: This pregnant dog got its own maternal photo shoot and I couldn’t be happier Click here for more adorable animal pics! This me being so extra and fat 😂😂
fuckyeahselenita:Thank you for all of my bday love. I couldn’t be more blessed. A lot of you don’t realize how much you mean to me. I. Love. You. –think 25 is going to be epic. xo
willcub: Pshaw… such a cutie. (Not to be a perv, but I know the cure for long days and I know that the solution can be found on the couch! ;-) ) johnthomas1981: I had a long day… You couldn’t drag me off the couch!
arthurpenhaligons: It couldn’t be just me. It shouldn’t be just you.
seanconstant: rawmanukahoney: lisastaydope: this shit needs to be in a museum!!!! Couldn’t resist. So much nostalgia! Wow. That’s talent. Space Jam is what got me into basketball, not gonna lie lol
autisticshepard: I should be over being disappointed by now. I’m 34. I’ve been let down by more of my childhood/young adult heroes than I can count. And I already knew Rowling had issues with representation, but I just couldn’t get over telling
I’ve survived everything I thought I couldn’t and my 15 year old self would be in awe of me.
profeminist: At the same time, you’ve got a legitimate right to be angry! READ: “Why I’m Absolutely an Angry Black Woman” by Dominique Matti “Because when I was five, my kindergarten classmate told me I couldn’t be the princess in the
rebel-nextdoor: skoloton: son-neko: skoloton: if you were expecting me to be disappointed when googling “snakes in hats” then you couldn’t be more wrong Is that a venomous snake? What idiot would do that?! clearly someone willing to make
bustysister: Every time I saw my little brother’s huge cock, I knew I was lying to myself all those times I said I was going to stop being his on-call slut. I don’t know how he did it, but he made me live for that thing. It couldn’t be that bad,
criminalmindscompulsion: Spencer-I knew it would be you who came to the cabin to check on me. I’m sorry the explanation couldn’t be better Spencer, and I’m sorry it doesn’t make more sense. (3x08) / (10x13)
fuckmybf: I’ve never seen my boyfriend happier than when he’s being fucked by another guy. I couldn’t be there to watch this time so I had the guy record it for me. Prime jacking off material.
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puppypiers69: Commission the amazing MoneyShot did for me, couldn’t be happier with the result, totally worth it.Tumblr was being a bitch so I could only directly upload one gif, you can download all of these in full res in the link bellow the pics.
mischiefstydia:happy 10 years of teen wolf❤️ that show will always be my comfort show and forever holds such a special place in my heart, especially bc it led me to all the great memories i’ve made on here!!!! couldn’t be more grateful for it
alifewithin:When he had come into her bedroom, he couldn’t say no to himself anymore. He wanted this young girl. He wanted to show her what a strong stud he was. Something about her, just screamed like she was ready to be knocked up. To be ruined. She
chaoticgouda:chaoticgouda:oh to be a little cat in a victorian children’s book who wears a dainty dress and picks summer berries for fruit tarts with all their little animal friends why couldn’t this be Me.
quietactions: I don’t know much about you, Except that when you laugh, my world feels lighter, And when you smile at me, I couldn’t be happier. Would it be okay if I just sit around a learn what there is inside your soul? (And maybe a kiss, or three?)
chastitychronicles: chastitypup: Miss has me working on 7 days without cumming, and Friday was quite the teasing and I couldn’t be happier! I like it when people use my art creations as images to identify themselves to be locked in chastity. 👍👍
indiefoxtail: I doodled some negitoros in honor of same-sex marriage being legalized here in the US. I couldn’t be happier about the news! I wanted to make something more detailed and polished but these were all my hands would let me make.
growloutloud: “Don’t be silly you don’t want to spank little ole me.”Oh but she couldn’t be more wrong…
blackcatandme: We put the camera on a repeated long timer and I couldn’t be happier Awh, I love this so much. I’ll be so happy when my boyfriend starts to do yoga more often, especially with me.
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