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goodgoodbyebye: It’s the “future me” -day and I rather went back to the old days and attached a paintbrush on my hat and (tried to be) dressed like the beat generation in the 50’s. Too bad I couldn’t find my Howl-poem book or a better shirt
sluttymilfwhores: brothersisterfathermother: “Oh come on, it’s barely like 9:00 and you already want me to - ahh, wait, don’t cum, don’t cum - dammit, I couldn’t even get my shirt off, and Mom’s gonna be up any minute!” Slut
adsbhfks SWTOR is making me angry I covered up the spoilers with comic sans So dis guy (we shall call him “Guy Man”) is being a butt Because the loss of players, when I entered back into SWTOR before I switched servers, I couldn’t level
bowiesziggystarlust: There was a time I couldn’t sleep without (what I called) EYES being said…. Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, If I shall die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.
the-holocauster: 2aberrant: mishamigo23: Just fucking saw this on Facebook. Offensive wankstain. It’s people like this that disgust me. Muslims need to be offended, they’re disgusting and destructive people. Suck it. This retard couldn’t even
xxxfamilyfun: As hard as I tried, I couldn’t get Dad to take me up on my advances while on our annual fishing trip. “Son,” he said, “it just isn’t natural for a father and son to be together that way.” Still, I didn’t let this totally deter
incestuous-creampie: Even though I was on the phone with mom, my brother couldn’t wait to stick his cock in me. Not that I blame him, it’s just that we have to be careful.
The card she handed me read…Merry Christmas! I know your wife is out of town, and as your secretary, I couldn’t have you being home alone. I hope you like my present!
This real estate agent really knew how to show a house. I couldn’t care less about the kitchen, dining room, living room, or anything… but when we got to the bedroom, and she pushed me into the bed, I knew she was going to be one good negotia
fayren: I had so many great suggestions, but I think the rectangular wireframes struck me as the most gentlemanly. (Other suggestions I were saving for some of the autobots > u>) However I couldn’t help but try one gag version. I will be assembling
ldrporn: The thought of someone watching has always been a fantasy and turn on for me. The thought of how jealous they would be and how they couldn’t help but touch themselves because of how hot we are when we’re fucking…
opnupandsayahh: aussie367: mywifeisacmslut4bbcnva: sissycuckold: needburr: Me too Just as I like it……, one of the most humiliating but exciting parts of being cuckolded!! She likes it too…. Couldn’t agree any more breakfast, lunch and
extremerosalynn: Feels good when it disappears.. There are 2 in me at that time, otherwise I couldn’t do that last shot. One would be too far in to see.
haversackers: While my brother was staying with us, Lisa would do this every morning. She wanted him to fuck her, but felt embarrassed and guilty. She said if she couldn’t see who was boning her, she’d figure it was me and would be fine with
robtroy87: fagsmut: FraternityX: ‘Freshman Morgan, a freshman was out for a jog when we invited him over for a drink. This slut couldn’t get enough of our dicks. Something tells me he will be back for more.’ See the trailer at FraternityX. For
proofofexistence: I couldn’t resist.Won’t be voting for this guy again, so I thought I’d play with his new slogan. Someone has to convince me to vote for the other guy still…FORWARD. Like a Prius with its pedal stuck.
slutpetra: whtthickchk: selfmadegifs: Rachel Ann (with Shane Diesel) - I Cant Believe I Took The Whole Thing 10 This has to be one of my favourite scenes. Something about her just fascinates me! I couldn’t find a stream for this scene but I hope
selfmadegifs: Rachel Ann (with Shane Diesel) - I Cant Believe I Took The Whole Thing 10 This has to be one of my favourite scenes. Something about her just fascinates me! I couldn’t find a stream for this scene but I hope you’ll find a way to watch
californiafeedee: Also, I went through my wardrobe last night and found a bunch of pieces of clothing no longer fit. This t-shirt used to be big on me, and those jeans were loose. I couldn’t breathe in them now!
creampiebreeder: meanttobreed: We both knew we should have used a condom. But my neighbor and me wanted to fuck for so long, so badly, we couldn’t fathom anything but raw sex when it happened. She even mentioned she was close to being fertile during
justcuminside: After that orgasm, I couldn’t even think about being ‘safe.’ I pulled him up against me and greedily stuffed his bare cock into my slick, throbbing cunt. I needed it so bad. I didn’t care if he didn’t want to risk it, I didn’t
tricias-captions: I looked at the clock for the thirteenth time this hour. Mistress was right. I was sorry I misbehaved. I couldn’t stand when she left me on the short leash when she went to work. I’d much rather be whipped.
villainouscenobite: Honey, sweetie, do you remember when I said my girlfriend would be only stay with us for a few days? Well, that situation has changed. That was before she fucked me in a way you couldn’t accomplish on your best day. She is going
emporniumashleyestes: Tanning for whatever reason arouses me. Whether it be the heat, the vibration of the tanning bed, I don’t know. On this particular afternoon I couldn’t resist the urges that came over my body. Needing to get myself off
ifuckmymomhard: naughty-nmmom: I couldn’t believe I let my son cum in me!!! I can blame myself for being in the “heat of the moment” I wouldn’t have let you get off my cock even if you wanted mom
heartbrokengirlsketches: Totally based off of this and this. (couldn’t resist sorry) (above: me being indecisive about colors again) Holy crap, that’s where the sudden rush of people giving Kudos on the story came from! And they look amazing.
She was so rhythmic, so hypnotic. I couldn’t look away from her eyes. I could feel my will getting edged out of me faster than my cum. It won’t be long now until I release it all to her. Everything to her. For her…. unnggh Yes, mistress
sitamae: Jacs Fishburne by Sita Mae I said, “I want your hair to be its own character,” and she did this perfect, weird, wonderful thing, and it was exactly what I wanted, but I couldn’t have articulated it until she gave it to me. Awesome title
bearcubjay: Looking after my niece a bit earlier and she’s not very well, she then proceeded to throw up on me and immediately smile so I couldn’t even be grumpy, but I liked the way my tattoos popped on my pale skin in direct natural light (it burns
ratchetmess: So are those cumstains or what? I couldn’t jus be sitting there next to that shit naw not me.
stepinsidemygalexy: I pee peed so much that even my molicares couldn’t hold it all and I soaked my bed and my pants :( I twied so hard to hold it all but there was too much :( If even big big girl dipeys can’t keep me dry then I must be doomed
sleepylittlecutie:I wanted to be a big girl and wear big girl panties but I couldn’t hold it… To buy the video send me a message!
strapon4u: When my girlfriend told my roommate that she had fucked me in the ass last night with her strapon dildo, she got really excited and asked if she could have a go at it. I couldn’t believe it, I was being treated like a piece of ass. I had
I saw this photo and couldn’t take my eyes off of it. It says so much to me and, no doubt, to others as well. I’ve yet to see a Queen of Spades shirt worn in public but wouldn’t it be something to witness a husband standing proudly
Can’t put the genie back in the bottle, babe. You figured, hey, if you’re too wound up to have sex with me without cumming, maybe I could get sex elsewhere. Just once in a while, of course. Sometimes you wouldn’t be so wound up that you couldn’t
My sister said to tell you she couldn’t find your key, but that she’ll be back in a few days or so. Hey as long as you’re here, would you mind moving some things up to the attic for me? they’re kind of heavy.
Mother told me she walked in on you and you were playing with yourself. I knew you couldn’t be trusted. I’m putting you back in your chastity cage. “B-but honey, m-m'am, I really wasn’t. She’s not telling the truth”
dirtymindedson: my parents won a beach resort holiday. Sadly dad couldn’t go as his boss was strict about him needing to be working on this important project so it was just me and mum. There was some guy at the hotel that was supposed to take her
sissyjessystuff: Me in my purple dress! I felt so girly and slutty I couldn’t stop myself from being lewd, I took pics of it though and I’ll post them as part 2!! Litterally the cuttest
We both know I’m never going to touch your unlocked cock, but really boy, couldn’t you at least suck your belly in while you are bare ass naked in front of me? It’s like you think being a chastity slave is an excuse not to even try
lilsunshinesam made another one… I just r.. I can’t even start to describe how happy these make me. I’m just … Thank you. She is lovely and cute and fluffy and everything I couldn’t be happier right now.
sissywhorelily: michellecumsinpanties: mistress-jenna-k: Photo credit: the beautiful couple @tied-and-denied as a lesbian sissy, i would love to be a Woman’s girlfriend!! the chaste part scares me a bit though, i couldn’t do that all the time,
colt45ws replied to your Couldn’t you just say NO ? that way both of us can…Appears to be for real. Literally very single post on that blog is a reblog of pony art with “will you draw my OC and Luna” addedThe thing that disturbs me the
allistormiguelrichards replied to your postcolt45ws replied to your Couldn’t you just say…that would make me think it’s more a troll than anythign tbh, like somoene’s trying to purposely be one of those guys that everyone laughs about just
a scorpion, who couldn’t swim, asked a frog to carry him across the river on her back. The frog hesitated, saying, “I’m afraid you will attack me.” But the scorpion pointed out that it wouldn’t be in his interest to do that,
My uncle tied my hands and he put me in a thick Crinklz diaper (7 pics)My uncle wasn’t very happy with how I kept on touching my diaper – but I couldn’t help myself! So being the always friendly uncle he was happy to help… by tying my hands
i couldn`t resist to make another one. well the next one will be nsfw for sure!please support me on patreon so i cn do more rwby porn!https://www.patreon.com/suicidetoto
AnimationThat’s not how reverse cowgirl works, Mizuki~~~ http://gfycat.com/FlippantMiserlyChupacabraRequest i got some time ago. I couldn’t contact with the person who asked me to do this, so it will be “anonymous”, just in case :3Animating
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xxxfamilyfun: After letting my cousin Randall fuck me on the first night we spent in our family’s cabin, I told him that this was going to be a one-time thing because we just couldn’t chance getting caught by our parents. However, early the following
2015 was a tough year for me weight wise. I was very very very mentally unwell and took a lot of my issues out on my own body. I’m 5′9″ and an average weight for what I’m supposed to be is 140-155.in these photos I am 119 pounds. I couldn’t
albanyhypnomaster:pink-doll-lips:The other day I was trying to screw in a new lightbulb and I couldn’t get it. I swear I had tried turning like both ways. Husband had to do it for me. I feel like there’s a joke to be made from that somewhere. Lol.
secretshelf: Peachy here was so nervous, she couldn’t stop shaking the entire time she was over; but shaking or not, she was determined to be a good girl for me. (With @peachypersici; please do not remove credits.)
The wait is over, Vol 1 of my collected works has been released. From all the way back to 2012 in finding archival images to sexy images I couldn’t post due to censors. Chosen by me as works I felt were impactful in my career for being known for my
jellyfishdoodlersart: For some reason I couldn’t for the fuckin LIFE of me get the main promo to animate properly sdldkfjalsdm so just pretend it’s all glowy like it’s supposed to fuckin be fmlAnyway-@markiplier is hosting a 12 hour charity livestream
gingerhaze: gingerhaze: I think Suzanne Collins’ entire concept for these books was “How can I be the exact opposite of Stephanie Meyers?” (SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE I COULDN’T RESIST) (CLICK FOR BIG) People keep asking me to draw more Hunger
