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slutty-stripper-goddess: succubus-stripper: 1) drunk as fuck in the palace station elevator 2) drunk as fuck doing pole tricks at paradiso with my abusive ex before he threw water on me and my shit for no fucking reason 3) no cool story 4) there was
sixpenceee: Hey! Everyone’s glitch in the matrix posts have been great so far. Once again a glitch in the matrix, is any odd, bizarre or creepy event. I’ve read some excellent ones. And I’ve found new, really cool stories that are supposedly
mariaa-bby: jellofer: nit3onthesun: idothisjusttopissyouoff: thatcjkid: bestrong-believe: betterhideyourgrin: Based on a true and cool story, bro. I know, I’m fucking funny. this is a good idea, to screw someone up. I do this to my friends
tim-breezy: winnerscircleclothing: Cool Story Babe, Make Me A Sandwich! Want! NEED!
chalkos: In America you get more dirty looks for wearing a hijab than wearing a “Cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt let that sink in.
papaya-war: whenever I see someone wearing a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt
danyisnotonfire: anne-ominous: From what I recall the guy burning it is a model who had to wear that shirt for a shoot, and once it was done he burned the stupid thing. now that is a cool story
I met a stud with a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt"and I was like UH UH NOPE BYE BITCH LIKE DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE WEARING YOUR SNAPBACK AND MEN’S JEANS YOU ARE STILL A WOMAN AND YOU
chalkos: In America you get more dirty looks for wearing a hijab than wearing a “Cool story babe now make me a sandwich" shirt let that sink in.
ridge: sister-misery: ridge: IT’S SAD THAT WE’VE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE THOUSANDS OF SHIRTS ARE BEING SOLD SAYING “COOL STORY BABE, NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH.“ Lol, I don’t get offended by it. It’s humor? Duh it’s humor duh
havocados: thecorinediaries: prewetts: jordanleeemerson: secretgaygent: rnints: imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber” GO CHOP SOME LUMBER “what r u doing out of the
miss-melancholy-usa: ridge: sister-misery: ridge: IT’S SAD THAT WE’VE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE THOUSANDS OF SHIRTS ARE BEING SOLD SAYING “COOL STORY BABE, NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH.” Lol, I don’t get offended by it. It’s humor? Duh
misskodimlea: IRL Silent Hill? Location: Centralia, Pennsylvania, United States Story: The entire city of Centralia was condemned by the state of Pennsylvania and its zip code was revoked. The road that once led to Centralia is blocked off. It is as
rnints: imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”
prewetts: jordanleeemerson: secretgaygent: rnints: imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber” GO CHOP SOME LUMBER “what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car” #THE
artisjustfrozenmusic: feralblonde: thecorinediaries: prewetts: jordanleeemerson: secretgaygent: rnints: imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber” GO CHOP SOME LUMBER “what
lbardugo: chainsandshipsexciteme: memrise: James Chapman’s animal sounds illustrations are so cool! When I was doing a language immersion program in Japan, I was in a class with people from Germany, Sweden, Taiwan, a few other countries that I’m
prideinpassion: Cool story: I don’t have to be nice to you just because I give you a boner.
ttwas: send me things likeee: would you rathers fuck marry kills top 5s cool storys or facts how your day was describe who your crush is what you want to be when you grow up what you ate for dinner what your favourite song/band/artist is what you’re
mayakern: morganfreemeow: ✨ Allene my Beloved ✨ I’m only 9 chapters in but please read Spitfire by the lovely @mayakern the characters from visual design to writing are so fun and the world really pulls you in. It’s a really cool story
ssj14goku: anime has so much potential as a medium of telling cool stories but so much of it is wasted on animating the same shot of a dude tripping and landing on a girl’s boobs over and over
letshearitforthisclown:cool story bro. now kiss me on the lips
ternvra: I’m not somebody’s girlfriend. I’m not some cool story at a yuppy fucking cocktail party. “You did a year in the Peace Corps? I did a year in prison.” Fuck, no.
nagitohopemaeda: motivationator: crosnealkin: Wow my heart just dropped.. tbh I was expecting something entirely different. the comment under the original post in the picture makes me so angry they’re not even paying attention “cool story
thealexanderparable: prewetts: jordanleeemerson: secretgaygent: rnints: imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber” GO CHOP SOME LUMBER “what r u doing out of the garage go
dappermouth: “Cruel,” he thought, “how stories go—with men as heroes, wolves as foes.”
sixpenceee: "Finders keepers" Illustration by Chiara Bautista. I do not claim this artwork, it is not mine and belongs to the illustrator. Facebook | Instagram | Scary Story Website
thecorinediaries: prewetts: jordanleeemerson: secretgaygent: rnints: imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber” GO CHOP SOME LUMBER “what r u doing out of the garage go fix
leviaqueen: danyisnotonfire: anne-ominous: From what I recall the guy burning it is a model who had to wear that shirt for a shoot, and once it was done he burned the stupid thing. now that is a cool story I like
nisfi: i love how racists say they have an “unpopular opinion” like um no actually your opinion is so popular that there is an entire structure of oppression based around it that controls the entire country cool story
artisjustfrozenmusic: feralblonde: thecorinediaries: prewetts: jordanleeemerson: secretgaygent: rnints: imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber” GO CHOP SOME LUMBER “what
as-seenon-tv: blondiesandbrownies: ohsupuniverse: summerplease: Is it just me, or does this get faster and faster the longer I look at it? it DEFINITELY gets faster. Cool story: your brain takes so much longer to process this the first time you
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leap-of-faith2012: when people say deuces when people say swag when people say yolo when people say “cool story bro” when people say anything
changetheworld-laugh: sofapizza: cool story bro Follow this blog and laugh your ass off :D
people at my school wearing cool story bro shirts
an alarming amount of people in my school have ‘cool story bro’ or 'make me a sandwich’ or god forbid, fucking ’#swag’ shirts. h e l p
Im getting a ‘cool story bro’ sweatshirt! :D
Got my ‘cool story bro’ sweatshirt :D
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
meladoodle: my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad
ttwas: send me things like: would you rathers fuck marry kills top 5s cool storys or facts how your day was describe who your crush is what you want to be when you grow up what you ate for dinner what your favourite song/band/artist is what you’re
