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feistylittleleopard: geeky-freaky: Ok Tumblrville it looks like @soccer-mom-marie and I have both posted a collection of ass pics today. Check them out on the #asstastic tag on this post. I have collated a selection of the pics from these two posts
sandyc4fun: *NSFW* Tumblr is slowly removing all videos deemed as inappropriate so this post probably won’t last too long. For all of you who have asked about my videos here is a short clip from one as an example of what you might expect. I have
sissysloane: I made a bet with my mistress if she can never make me do this I will willingly take hormones
gaywin: ｡･:*:･ﾟ’ฺCooking tips with the brats and the big brat☂ฺ○o｡+..:*
t0ukas: "My speciality is cutting up flesh."
shokugekis: Alice: What a nice breeze. This is perfect picnic weather
bethechangeyouwant: little-audrey: comfortspringstation: Blow your MIND” Tomato Basil Pasta! - No Straining, just Stirring Throw it all in the pot, INCLUDING the uncooked Pasta, and cook! - Bring it to a boil, then reduce to a simmer. The starch
jillthompson: petitedeath: w0rstbehavii0r: heyyitsraniel: torn-by-dreams: purple-is-the-new-red: mcsprankles: bettycrockersbitch: debbiemoonpieslaststand: bile2: dmthx4: stop this man im calling the fucking cops i have obama on the phone
I made some spicy Korean bean soup for dinner! Supposedly this is great from when you’re sick and getting rid of fevers because it warms you up and makes you sweat out the fever. I guess it’s working because I’m feeling a lot better
decertatio: amroyounes: Cheat sheets for easier cooking! maeglinstark
That moment when you get home from work and ready to do some drawing, but you crash on the couch after cooking/eating dinner and you go NOT HAPPENING TODAY.Sorry, Cyclonus and Tailgate… I’ll work on you guys tomorrow orz
foodffs: Homemade Raspberry Cinnamon Rolls with Cream Cheese FrostingReally nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked!
foodffs: MASHED POTATO PUFF PASTRIESReally nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked!
Making chicken and dumpling soup for the first time!! Let’s see how my stomach handles this… :3
foodffs: How To Make Crispy Roasted Chickpeas in the OvenReally nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked!
foodffs: Garlic Shrimp and Sun-Dried Tomatoes with Pasta in Spicy Creamy Sauce Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!
golgathor: do you ever have a cool idea then cant draw the rest and are left feeling sad because damn that could have been cool well that was this here have a wolf o’donnell head
celebritytgcaptions: So many of you wished that you were married to the popular girl when we played the Genie Game a while back, so I thought I’d cook this up. I hope you like it! Maybe I’ll do some more, “After the Wish,” stories in the future.
callmechaos: betweenlegs: anus: renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish. OMG I
the-lonely-scottish-guy: electric-furret: imagine a new cooking mama game but instead of mama your guide is gordon ramsey YOU USELESS TWAT, USE THE STYLUS, YOU’RE BURNING THE FUCKING SAUCE
jonathan-gat: jonathan-gat: i cant stop laughing about that one post where its showin a photo of eggy bread and is like “what do you call this?” becuase absolutely everyone whos reblogged it tagged it “disgusting”
So tonight I had a guy I know, who lives in the same apt building, meet me on the ground floor to give me a package of instant noodles because I mentioned to him over Facebook that my kitchen is a “no cooking zone” as I clean for an inspection
allrecipes: This moist apple cake by Allrecipes member Barbara has been a family favorite for more than 20 years. Drizzle with honey for a sweet Rosh Hashanah! Get the recipe: http://bit.ly/ZdtEpS Pin it: http://bit.ly/1yr6P1i
foodffs: LEMON ROSEMARY ROASTED POTATOES Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!
Get you a man who can cook.
When the guy you’ve been talking to for months starts sending dick pics so you invite him over, then suddenly he’s cooking dinner for 13 hours 🙄🙄Bruh, you want your dick sucked or nah?
fantasticraft: Click here for more Minecraft! I get married with the girl that cooked this for me *_*
I know I rant about this stuff alot
tr0llop: browningtons: MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK this still makes me so happy hahahaa
nobody understands how much i miss my best friend. 😭 i miss my fellow sagitarrius / wife. we say we’ll marry each other if neither of us find the right nigga. literally been inseparable since 8th grade. 😭 i miss her peruvian cooking, i miss
sixyearsofcollegedownthedrain: ofhorsesandwomen: avannteth: jazzumon: classy-cocaine: Another valuable life skill that school didn’t teach me but tumblr did! WAAAAANT reblogging for keeps J I was waiting for this to turn into one of those
Yes this was delicious :)
peppermint andes lava cake recipe ( there would be a photo if i hadn't already eaten this goodness)
6 classes, 2 projects, 3 assignments, 2 group meetings, a brainstorming session, 2 hours of cooking pancakes for a fundraiser and one bus ride separates me from the city on Friday.Leggo.
GUYS I WAS DOMESTIC AND MADE CROCKPOT BROCCOLI CHEDDAR SOUP AND BISCUITS FOR MY APARTMENT I usually just make myself like eggs or salads or other things so this was fun and new :)
“ohhh yeahhhh!!” more like - OH NO, what have you done to this beautiful home!? NOT KOOL.
mcpeace323: little—-kitten: gastrogirl: lasagna dip. please cook this for me
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: neckwear: I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE “How the hell can I cook this fish without a dishwasher” “There’s an oven” “WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE IS THAT”
impaled: trashboat: theshittyfoodblog: The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa were you cooking this in the sewer Chernobyl fleshlight
prettyboyshyflizzy: thecobrasnakee: I look like I can’t cook, that’s accurate lmao
geminibullshit: sindri42: impaled: trashboat: theshittyfoodblog: The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa were you cooking this in the sewer Chernobyl fleshlight
rabbitrah:kryptic-krab:tonysopranobignaturals:tonysopranobignaturals:i’m convinced this is an ad for every product in existenceWHY IS SHE WATCHING 3 VIDEOS AT ONCEthis post has the opposite energyIn my mind they are next door neighbors.
drag-on-dra-goon: geminibullshit: sindri42: impaled: trashboat: theshittyfoodblog: The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa were you cooking this in the sewer
hakuuyuu: lanayade: wellfcukk: jiahpleasechill: therealbigsketch: slayful-soul: foodffs: French Toast Roll Ups Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked! Oh my Right listen, bitch……. LISTEEENNNNNN Who’s tryna come over
I hate this guy. No “novice” cuts carrots like that.
so i made deviled eggs again. except this time instead of using mustard powder or even regular mustard, i used honey dijon mustard. and cayenne pepper instead of paprika. i’m gettin crazy, y'all.
my mom’s boyfriend is muslim….its ramadan…fool is up right now cooking BREAKFAST for himself before the sun comes up. I CAN SMELL THE BACON FROM HERE AND IT IS TORTUROUS.
right before i left for work earlier, my mom’s boyfriend was about to start cooking. mac & cheese was mentioned when i asked what he was making. i pretty much threatened to beat his ass if there wasn’t any when i got home from work.
formerlyknownasemily: foodffs: Sauteed Mushrooms Recipe Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked! this looks amazing
i’m also SO MAD that björk is doing all this cool shit in New York and i’m nOT GONNA BE THERE. i know she has roots and a lot of history there but..come to california?? PLS???
badlandsemoji: before and after cooking pepe-roni pizza moschi-no-yes
I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay
spainonymous:1: Native Hawaiians killed British colonizer Captain James Cook.2: Hanging of French colonial soldier during the Haitian Revolution.3: Ambon revolt of 1817 led by Kapitan Pattimura against the Dutch colonizers.4: Philippine warriors
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I make some mean fucking pasta. This shit is hella good.
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shutupimthinking:my favorite level of intimacy is simply proximity. I want to lay on the couch with you and read a book. I want to cook a meal in the kitchen with you by my side. I want to turn around and see you with me everywhere I go. That’s the
