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msdymonddiva: popca:foodffs:Bloomin’ Cinnamon RollsReally nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked!what the fuck is this heaven The fuck? y’all rude as hell for putting this on my dash
cyanoticfallacy: spreezpz: spreezpz: Therapists are just…. Common sense filters Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich
mysexywife83: She cooked my favorite meal an give me the best father’s day present u can ever ask for @mysexywife83
fuckingrecipes: spreezpz: spreezpz: Therapists are just…. Common sense filters Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich
gabatme: cutthroat kitchen is basically: alton brown: our next item up for bid… * doors open * alton brown: cat shit. you can literally make one of your competitors cook with cat shit. who will give me five thousand dollars to make their competitors
mjalti: Them: why are you competing in our cooking show today? Me: the government banned gladiator matches yet I yearn for glory in the arena
johnpauljones: me: watching cooking shows for 9 hours chef: im adding some beetroo— my last brain cell in a flash before it withers away and i die:
wolvesnkittens:date idea: you sitting on the kitchen counter, looking all pretty wearing nothing but my hoodie, sipping rosé as you watch me cook pasta for you
foodffs: What Would Things Say If They Could Talk by HandsOffMyDinosaur (click for more)Really nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked!
best-of-funny: scarpology: airrogance: tyleroakley: spookyandthethief: my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS BROKEN MAN? this dude really made
blametheeconomy: whuddupinthebutt: spookyandthethief: my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all Why is this funny the ballad of a broken man
pianoprincesssara: spreezpz: spreezpz: Therapists are just…. Common sense filters Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t Her: why don’t you just eat the
leagueoflegendseroticstory: Story Time! 📖 Frosty Treat.❄ It was late in the evening and I was helping Ashe prepare dinner. While we were cooking, I asked her what we were having for dessert. She told me not to worry about it because she was going
sillisalaattikastike: toxic-ponies: spookyandthethief: my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE SEEN ON THIS STUPID WEBSITE It’s
lovingfununknown: lovesissysluttammy: For 6 months my roommate always cooked as long as I cleaned the house and dishes! I thought it was a good deal but what I didn’t know was he was feeding me hormones in my food by the time I’d realized it was
sexyandthethief: my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all Emosh
cheatonmealready: “Hey baby. I was gonna cook you dinner but Tom wanted to fuck me in the ass instead. I didn’t really feel like it but as you can see that didn’t stop him. You’ll have to wait for dinner till Tom nuts in my ass.”
nerdsports: blasturbater5000: All i wanna do is cook good food and build cool cars, trucks, and bikes for my friends. (And maybe have them pay me) Eat* good food.
toxic-ponies: spookyandthethief: my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE SEEN ON THIS STUPID WEBSITE
thisisnotlatinx: I am a latina I am do not exist to cook, clean and fuck I am not a thing that spits out words in spanish when you put coins in me My anger is legitimate, not another thing for you to be turned on by I am capable of coming in different
cuckprincessxoxo:i want to watch as my boyfriend seduces someone smaller and cuter than me. i want her to come home with us and take my place for an entire night. i’ll cook them food and wait on them hand and foot the entire night and morning after.
blackbottom-official: Who wants me to cook lunch for them 👅🍆
jasonsbites: A salad of all organic/local ingredients :) cooking a whole lotta stuff for my parents’ arrival back home tonight!!! Can’t wait to see the new blender they got me!!!!
foodffs: 25+ Of The Coolest Kitchen Gadgets For Food LoversReally nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked!
1-800-garbage: gothpornstar: nowhites: violaslayvis: fauxwoc: pussifoot: computerworm: I hate smelling cooked shrimp cause my ex bf’s dick smelled JUST like it and after i had been went down on him for months one day he tells me he’s never
they-call-me-nita: If I don’t cook it leaves the table free for other activities, just sayin
sissyclaire69: Cooking you Dinner @gotit4u . You’re gonna need your strength for what I have in mind. You already drain me of my…strength every chance you get @sissyclaire69 you look so good in our kitchen like that!
bill-11b: kibosh-josh-mahgosh: bill-11b: la-volpe-bianca: bill-11b: Gettin that cook on Looking good papi @ that tat: Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E You haven’t truly lived until you’ve
theperksofbeinggod: itslifesaidshe: lesliebliss: toxic-ponies: spookyandthethief: my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE SEEN ON
degrading-young-daughters: daughter2breed: Last years thanks giving family get together. Daddy video taped me while i entertained the men while the older ladies cooked the food. I was sore for weeks. Breeding the family pet
makluvin: This my boyfriend’s fat wife! I told him to have her just like this for when I come over. I’ll have my paddle to give her a real good ass swating just before she cooks us dinner. After we eat, I’ll have her give me a nice long foot massage
spookyandthethief: my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all
denied-and-begging: Burning So I was cooking dinner for Sir and I and I had just finished chopping a chilli. I went to wash my hands as I usually do when Sir’s voice came from behind me. “Not so fast, baby. We shouldn’t let all those chilli juices
pinkandblackcat311: So before I upload our Valentine set I wanted to show everyone how Pink prepared our Valentine’s dinner! She thought it would be fun to cook a nice meal for our friends with her plug in the whole time! The last pic was sent to me
luidilovins: spreezpz: spreezpz: Therapists are just…. Common sense filters Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich
the-elven-jedi: jalexintheimpala: god bless gordan ramsey Part of me was very disappointed when I saw this that Gordon Ramsey was not berating these kids and telling them their cooking was shit…It’s probably for the best though lol
theprettytragedy: catfishsteve: toxic-ponies: spookyandthethief: my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE SEEN ON THIS STUPID WEBSITE
thestateoffire: Such a happy child. My dad grabbed me from school and we had a pleasant car ride home, followed up by my mom’s amazing cooking, and my family had great table talk. I got to play with my sister for about an hour, then tucked her into
woahyummy: me cooking breakfast for your man
punchlove-drunk: Just trying to cook a meal for a girl then make her my meal. Feel me?
justme62:victoriamsalazar:Let me cook something for you handsome 💋
youfuckmeperfectly: When I’m alone I’m not lonely. I clean, I cook, I stretch, and I dance around and take selfies for Him sometimes. You’ve been good to me though, Tumblr. I thought maybe you’d like to see what I’ve been up to..
tyleroakley: spookyandthethief: my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS BROKEN MAN?
sigh. part of the appeal of staying home tonight was to finally get to facetime for the first time in almost two weeks with the boyfriend. but he was super drunk from beer tasting and was telling me i won a chili cooking contest before he passed out.
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greyismanga: The short legend of Ralsei 🖤💚💗 It’s been a long while since a story moved me so much I took a day off to drawn fanart for. This idea has been cooking in my head since November. Deltarune is promising and I can’t wait years
foodffs: The Ultimate Guide For Spiced Hot ChocolateReally nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked!
foodffs: How to make perfect coffee buttercream icing. Ideal for cupcakes, macarons and layer cakes – especially coffee & walnut cake. http://charlotteslivelykitchen.com/coffee-buttercream/Really nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked!
pale-skin-girls: let me cook something for you…
calabriel:I’m horny for, like, cuddles and winks and cooking dinner together and picking on each other and shit. I crave waking up beside some who loves me.
ride-thewave: Let me tell you what I cant wait for. I cant wait to live in a house with the love of my life. I cant wait to cook meals and play music dancing carelessly around the kitchen clicking our glasses of wine together over and over because why
foodffs: Chicken Broccoli Alfredo Stuffed Shells For TwoReally nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked!
vcna611: Stunning Rachel Cook 💨🏟🗄🟤🐕🦺👃🆔🦑🇬🇩Hello Tap Me For _Snap
carcia24: greatybuzz: 10 Kids Losing Their Sh*t Over Christmas Gifts… LMAO!!! Me Christmas eve when my mom done cooking. Forget the gifts, I need food. ^^ for reals man !!