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boazpriestly: He’s an emotionally constipated idiot who would rather swallow cyanide than admit that he has feelings so this is the closest he’s gonna get to saying that He is in love. [x]
heartfullofsoul: SO I LOOKED AT THIS NEW OFFICIAL ART AND ALL DID WAS LAUGH AT THEIR FACES BECAUSE COME ON “I HAVE EXTREME CONSTIPATION RIGHT NOW” “I WASH MY HAIR WITH YAKULT, THAT’S WHY ITS SO SILKY AND SHINY” …………………………….
….either my neighbors really into lifting weights or currently getting pegged
misstaylorsaid: shingeki-no-nononono: thatgirlmustbeawesome:What’s so bad about periods At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point” Don’t forget about constipation and/or
thebluegeranium: kkatkkrap: later-homenuggets: waywardism: so this is actually my headcanon for what dean’s expression would be after cas kisses him no but imagine dean’s so emotionally constipated, it takes him ages to finally spit out the
oknope: i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months
bonesbuckleup: When you’re trying to get your emotionally constipated bf to open up but the future fire lord keeps getting in the way. (insp)
angelpooping: I do an enema because I’m a little constipated 😣😓
cafenastycore: menu: what beautiful big pussy lips. lets fill your crotch with 10lbs of cream corn and see how long you can hold it in your cunt and asshole. then ill pound your hot holes and watch you push it out. if your asshole is constipated ill
bbcbimboqueen: eligible-cuck: Cure for constipation ouch ♠ ♛ BBC Bimbo Queen ♛ ♠
consulting-cannibal: based in this text post because I REALLY LIKE THE THOUGHT OF THIS GUYS WHAT IF THIS IS WHY HE LOOKS CONSTIPATED ALL THE TIME
Just remember, he died a fat, constipated junky on a toilet. If that can happen to him, it can happen to you kids. Just say no to drugs! Especially those you get from a quack physician who is a tremendous attention whore catering to celebrities just
queen-of-turtles: eyy i finished tyrianstuck!! eridan looks like a constipated pufferfish
inediblesushi: it ain’t constipation i can tell you that much little man (because cheryl has amazing tags)
sharing-husband: This is why ur wife gets constipated after she goes away in a business trip… Looks like her co-workers having being using her precious ass hole
cracked: Behold: humanity’s stupidest smart idea. 5 Weird but Effective Alternate Uses for Sex Products #3. Vibrators Cure Constipated Tortoises Let’s get real for a moment: Pooping is awesome. At least in the sense that not being able to poop is
i'm constipated
just-shower-thoughts: Constipation is your ass not giving a shit.
doodlesfromthebird: garbage scribble photoset of emotionally constipated teens and other nonsense
doodlesfromthebird: Super-strong, super darling sun warrior-goddess and her emotionally constipated, gremlin fairy moon girlfriend for Solar Eclipse day yaaaay (with their anime swords)
coluring: i’m emotionally constipated. i haven’t given a shit in days.
dan-phil-derps: now you know what dan looks like constipated.
icorly: a constipated man gets into a fight and gets the crap beat out of him
mewtwo looks like he’s really constipated ha I really like this crossover though.
sergle: i was thinking about how cute it would be if they fused during birthday dancytimes! it probably would’ve happened if steven wasn’t full-body constipated at the time
I’m old, annoyed and constipated
diverged: I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
tanoshindeikouze: OK I AM LITERALLY DYING LAUGHING FROM DAI-CHAN’S ANALOGY OMFG HINATA IS A FRIGGIN ROCKET LAUNCHER AND KAGEYAMA LOOKS CONSTIPATED AS USUAL, WHAT THE EVER LOVING OMFG
woodmeat: babefield: danny brown said lean make you constipated and that gucci mane’s belly was big bc it’s full of turds
metamorphosisofmeg: ‘Eating isn’t very Chanel’. Obviously opposed to the side effects of not eating: Hair loss Dry skin Bruises everywhere Hair growing all over your body Bloating Constipation Mood swings Depression Lack of energy Purple hands
lolawashere: Happy, sad, confused, scary, scared, constipated. Just some of the wide array of emotions portrayed by this nice bunch of people all photographed by Andy Gotts.
subblackgurl: Are you SURE this is an approved cure for constipation Doctor?
recentgooglesearches: name of anime with very constipated spiky men This is exactly what my mom called DBZ when my brother and I would watch it lmao
thaliagracex: Harry Potter Meme - Two books [2/2] The Half-Blood Prince → “Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”
tiny-tina-with-dirty-fingernails: naturcs:by ne_meic Has anyone told him, there’s medicine for constipation now.
prostituting: constipated: damn I honestly wasn’t expecting the last one lol
uncharge: how do people look so good naturally in candid pictures, i mean i always look like i’m either constipated or i’m shitting myself
This nigga Young Thug in Speed Racer said "Shitted on em like I'm constipated"
melsfantasies: Are you SURE this is an approved cure for constipation Doctor?
the-ice-castle: Gross and emotionally constipated old men that try (and fail) to hide their affection towards their grandkids(/nephew/niece) are my favorite kind of character
chelseawelseyknight: overratedsuicide: dependingg: somepunkrocklesbian: constipated: shutup-and-ride: danthemedicman: kapeetan: overratedsuicide: I did this because I wanted to show my bestfriend how much she is needed. Please don’t hate.
![boazpriestly: He’s an emotionally constipated idiot who would rather swallow cyanide than admit that he has feelings so this is the closest he’s gonna get to saying that He is in love. [x]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/3460fac5a8030f464d1e16721fb2f899/tumblr_o2dfb7R8Yn1sfykeao1_250.png)
![thaliagracex: Harry Potter Meme - Two books [2/2] The Half-Blood Prince → “Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/1bc3b2d12b9e7da5a221f43ab2be0e69/tumblr_mqxmosiK4M1r1i4luo1_250.png)
