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liberalsarecool: citizenshipandsocialjustice: Conservative male privilege will deny its own violence.
bricksotherblog: furbearingbrick: socialistexan: This reads like a fucking Clickhole article, not an editorial on the 8th most read politics site in the US. But, hey, wouldn’t be a conservative article about “elites” without a dog whistle about
liberalsarecool: Trump offers white people the tools to blame others. The fear of losing what was owed to white people, their inherent privilege, is the driving emotion of the GOP. Equality and fairness feels like oppression to conservative white people.
shituationist: tankies: remember that conservative that unironically said critical thinking is brainwashing people to be leftists You mean the Texas Republican party? We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification),
brunhiddensmusings: politicalsci: also explains why conservatives and neoliberal centrists actually prefer higher tuition fees rather than making tertiary education free. ‘we only succeed when voters are dumb and gullible’ is a very telling admission
theladysuzanna: The recent attempted bombings on political candidates has me looking at the reddit, news megathreads, and conservative subreddits with concern. The vocal people going at each other are vicious and those on the sidelines are sorta shaking
liberalsarecool: Voter suppression and racism and Republicans: the conservative trinity.
justsomeantifas: them: old people are all conservative because they get more intelligent as they age duh reality:
jadelyn: feminismandmedia: The morbid other half of that truth is that poor people don’t live as long. So rich, and therefore conservative, folks just straight up outlive their poorer, more progressive counterparts.
drinking-tea-at-midnight: politicalsci: who are these dems though? aside from a few randos in conservative districts, the party has been getting more liberal for years. there used to be scads of pro-life dems, now there’s maybe 3.
toadprince: conservative parents: this video game gives you the option to have a tail and you need to remove that this instant before my son becomes a devil worshipping homosexual. this coffee cup sold in the winter doesn’t have “thank the lord
iprayforangels: SO I read the actual original article. It wasn’t by a conservative group. It was by college students. They sent a poll to other college students. The questions included things like “would Santa be way more lit with a man bun?” Their
howlie-dog: pelkoja: pelkoja: conservatives getting offended by people saying jesus would help the poor is so fucking funny how dare you suggest I should help the poor Didn’t Jesus legit hold a sermon at one point in the bible and say “help the
liberalsarecool: Conservatives are delusional. They remember none of the facts, yet believe all the lies. The Greatest Generation imposed 90% tax rates and had no deficits. They built the highways and gave GIs free college. There were no 401Ks or IRAs
crownsforusall: seeklight: This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP That boy short-circuited
bogleech: darkerpit: clown-names: clown-names: fried-ferret: clown-names: fried-ferret: impeachy the conservative clown YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown now you’ve fucking done it the clown “now you’ve
maxiesatanofficial: falloutnewvegas2010: This is from a conservative website complaining about Fallout being liberal propaganda but it’s really funny so I’m stealing it for the gays. Power armor is gay culture. See also: Samus, Doomguy, Ripley if
erikkillmongerdontpullout: afloweroutofstone: astrodidact: Ann coulter has said A LOT of really dumb shit, but goddamn this might take the prize… Note that these “if X, conservatives would win in a landslide” comments always involve restricting
lesbianrey: thehumanarkle: zenosanalytic: bogleech: Conservatives have so much fucking nerve talking about how “ENVIRONMENTAL REGULATIONS ARE OUT OF CONTROL” when absolutely no-one feels inconvenienced by them or has ever even encountered them in
darkerpit: clown-names: clown-names: fried-ferret: clown-names: fried-ferret: impeachy the conservative clown YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown now you’ve fucking done it the clown “now you’ve fucking
that-twink-over-there: nocturan: nocountryforlesbians: assigned goth at birth (Not so) Fun fact: conservatives believe that this was a subliminal message from satanists foreboding the takeover of “good ‘ol ‘merican values” and that witches everywhere
polyglotplatypus: and before any smartass tries to pull the “oh but maybe he’s just following them to stay informed :)))” card, he’s not following any big left-wing figure. only popular conservative/red-pill/alt-right/nazi figures.
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: life is so exhausting. all i can i hope now is to find out i was part of a conservation reintroduction program and in a few more years some alien wildlife biologists will come pick me up and release me into some field
freifraufischer: karalora: babyboomerbullshit: well I sure hope so? A couple things here… 1. How do you suppose the 1960 conservatives would react to the idea of a President who has close ties to the leader of Russia? What would they say about the
my-available-username: parachutingpanda: fun fact for all the conservative bozos out there in american flag tee shirts: putting the US flag on clothes only become a fashion trend in the first place when hippies used it in the 1970’s to protest the war
gahdamnpunk: Why is conservative logic pretty much “you can live on a minimum wage if you cut out LIVING”??
parachutingpanda: fun fact for all the conservative bozos out there in american flag tee shirts: putting the US flag on clothes only become a fashion trend in the first place when hippies used it in the 1970’s to protest the war in Vietnam, because
wild-west-wind: leftmyarminmycoat: dictatorofbutts: I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO this made my day its so adorable This reminds me of one of my favorite conservation stories!!When
petitetimidgay: petitetimidgay: just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old
tonysopranobignaturals:thx-a-latke:tonysopranobignaturals:american conservative memes cropped from this twitter
alicedrawslesmis: alicedrawslesmis: ugh fine my personal blog is not cutting so I’ll post here DO! NOT! DONATE! TO! AMAZON! CONSERVATION! NGOs! DO NOT! they don’t act on the root of the problem, they don’t mitigate the effects of deforestation,
liberalsarecool:Conservative America would rather protect guns and ammo fetishists than protect students/children.
the-light-of-stars:I’ve just made a behavioral study on birds (aka. I’ve fed bread to pigeons and crows) and I’d like to conserve the results for posterity:Pigeons can and will fight each other for even the smallest crumb of bread When a pigeon
superunfriendlyreminder: whoinvitedt: Ok conservatives. Defend this. I’m waiting for the gymnastics.
dumbass-bitch-disease: petitetimidgay: petitetimidgay: petitetimidgay: just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation
the gender norms are beating his ass
sirfrogsworth: LAWYER’D. George Conway is a conservative bag of crap. He helped get Brett “Calendar Boy” Kavanaugh confirmed to the Supreme Court. But… he HATES Trump. So at the moment he seems to be a useful asshole in certain situations
storyprovision:grantairezee:ashi-sewehitsanethe:wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva:One of the most fun ways that literature has influenced our language is the word “wight.”In Old and Middle English and in some conservative dialects of Modern
prsephonies: conservatives wanna give communists and socialists shit for , like , using an iphone or whatever and yet every day i see commerce students in my public parks and libraries . oh u need to use a public restroom ? tough luck cause if u take
gahdamnpunk: I would love to see the anti immigration conservatives do this for at least 30 mins.. Donate: We can’t do Thanksgiving without farm workers
clown-names: clown-names: ratsofftoya: ratsofftoya: impeachy the conservative clown I predicted the future you fucking did it the clown
anexperimentallife: damusoftarn: everentropy: finding-my-culture: Do you all know how much meatt a grown deer can yield? A mature buck can yield around 60lb of meat. I looked up some venison recipes. Each recipe asked for about one lb of venison for
vampireapologist: them: you’ll get more conservative after college me now:
nonbinarywithaknife: nonbinarywithaknife: vaguely-problematic: [ID/ Three tweets by Kivan (@KivaBay) that read, respectively: “The reason there are so many conservative boomers is the poor ones die sooner”. (A meme of someone pointing at an empty
liberalsarecool:The conservative movement is built on mocking real victims and denying their humanity, then whining they are the true victims on non-existent injustices.
tymorrowland:riparian-ripuarian:tonysopranobignaturals:lakeside-conservative:tonysopranobignaturals:do people really still think states are reopening because coronavirus is under control and becoming less common ??? the re-opening is literally just for
not-caused-by-those-who-love: I saw someone write recently (paraphrased), “They said ‘you’ll get more conservative as you get older’ and what they didn’t realize they meant was ‘you’ll get greedier and more paranoid as you get richer’
skaiawards:marisatomay:conservatives love to threaten us with a good time let’s goooooooooooooooooooo !!!!
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:Heads up! Apparently conservatives are spreading a lot of misinformation about Kamala Harris, purposely portraying her track record as less progressive than it is (particularly regarding marijuana and lgbtqa+ rights) in an
startledoctopus: madnessofmen: only address me as The Friend from now on 1. nonbinary people have always been around 2. omfg imagine pulling this on conservative religious relatives today
cozysafechaotic:ebearcrochet:strawberryhorrorshow:My conservative family members seeing me taking up embroidery:One week later when I post the finished project:I had to reblog this as soon as I stopped laughing My sister did this. Only her masterpiece
stimman4000:even more extraordinarily good cropped conservative images
leepacey:rush limbaugh’s in hell now where he belongs 💖 here are some of his greatest hits, beyond him just being a far-right trump-loving conservative, so everybody will know why we’re all celebrating his death:he constantly made fun of gay men
fandomsandfeminism:I’m honestly really confused by the conservatives who think that the Seuss estate not publishing 6 specific books anymore is “cancelling them.” No one protested Seuss. No one campaigned for this. There was no public
toteslegitfoxnews: ottermatopoeia: y'all know why they’re called conservatives to begin with right
trans-mom:This take is pissing me off so Im going to just rant about it to get it out of my system.Elon Musk’s SNL bits weren’t unfunny because he’s autistic, they were unfunny because he’s an out of touch conservative billionaire with a cult
corporationsarepeople:rrrick:rev-another-bondi-blonde:Or just say to yourself “don’t be an asshole Rick”. Feel free to use your own name.This is what’s known in conservative circles as being “politically correct.”
tikkunolamorgtfo:invaderxan:funnytwittertweets:Tumblr burned down years ago, and now a tranquil meadow has grown from its ruinsTumblr is that barren pasture in Costa Rica that was purposely filled with 12,000 metric tons of orange peels by conservation
liberalsarecool:Love how the conservative cancel culture does not think they exist.
