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confusedtree: 10followedfelagund: The Lord of the Rings Meme | ten scenes (2/10) Farewell to Lórien. This is my favorite fucking scene. If you’ve read the Silmarillion, you know who Fëanor was. If you don’t, Fëanor was the dickhead who
confusedtree: dspazdoesntcare: What the hell did I just watch? It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward
confusedtree: utopia-shangrila: confusedtree: In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots. Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language
confusedtree: Date night got really dark really quickly
confusedtree: If you feel like you need to cry, that is okay, and you should probably do it. The Rock cries sometimes, I bet. So you can too. Are you going to pretend you’re tougher than The Rock? Because you fucking aren’t
mahakavi: y’all will reblog a million posts on rape culture but when it comes to a blogger you like it’s all “where’s the proof” and “but he’s such a great dude!!” i mean it’s ok to be skeptical of things but you can check the tag or
confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] guys do you think stars have feelings
confusedtree: Today I reached a social media singularity
confusedtree: flightfoot: Is this a Zelda song? It sounds familiar. Yeah that’s the joke HELP ME I DIED AND I CAN’T GET UP
confusedtree: peel-a-potato-with-a-potato: confusedtree: Happy Canada Day Canadians scare me a little more every day. This isn’t even my final form you pitiful mass of flesh
confusedtree: To be frank, you’re going to have to change your name to Frank
confusedtree: Let me tell you, I’ve had some good times at Square One Mall
confusedtree: Adults who mimick baby-talk back at their infants are interesting because you’re essentially mocking a new human for not picking up your language through sheer absorption fast enough. That’s awesome. What other shit can we make fun
confusedtree: Hold on a second. If I’m posting on my blog… and you’re here reading it… who’s driving the van
confusedtree: egbertistotallygay: confusedtree: meandmybabylove: confusedtree: Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutesFive hundred twenty five thousand moments so dear Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutesHow do you
confusedtree: Honey Boo Boo and her family are happy, she isn’t doing anything more embarrassing than your standard blush-inducing family photo album stuff and her parents are literally putting every single dollar they make from the show into a college
confusedtree: George Zimmerman got acquitted Hammertoss George Zimmerman and the white law enforcement and white lawmakers who cosigned the death warrant he signed for a seventeen-year-old boy eating junk food while being black into the fucking sun and
confusedtree: Why do we fall Master Wayne
confusedtree: 10followedfelagund: nimrodels-deactivated20130224: The Lord of the Rings Meme | ten scenes (2/10) Farewell to Lórien. This is my favorite fucking scene. If you’ve read the Silmarillion, you know who Fëanor was. If you don’t,
confusedtree: So this was probably the single most upsetting part of my day
confusedtree: Happy Canada Day
confusedtree: My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now
confusedtree: It (arguably) gets better yoooo
confusedtree: charlotteness: confusedtree: It’d be neat if someone invented waterproof breakfast food so I could eat in the shower Dude. It’s called fruit. What kinda punkass pet tortoise breakfast do you think I’m eating you son of a shit
confusedtree: I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
confusedtree: Okay now that women’s rights and marriage equality are relatively more secure and we’re all past the point where I’m willing to let you think “yeah but do you think Romney would be against drone strikes” is actually a valid response,
confusedtree: Sext: The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it
confusedtree: moonf0x: confusedtree: How many hundreds of stories about cops abusing their power do you have to hear before you stop making the bad apples argument and realize that the problem is actually with the institution that fights to protect
confusedtree: I really love how the writing in Breaking Bad so thoroughly understands the importance of earning the payoff that I can post a bunch of shit from the show that spoils absolutely nothing but are some of the most upsetting/stressful images
confusedtree: In French, you don’t really say “I ate the pizza”, you say “Je suis devenu la pizza”, which is closer to “I am the pizza” or “I became the pizza”. I love that so much. You don’t just eat something. You absorb it into
confusedtree: My parents were watching Ellen and my dad called me into the room so they could both laugh at me about this
confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
confusedtree: katiedollthesillyhead: confusedtree: elgin-marbles: confusedtree: Is that a human? Was there an episode of this show where they go into a video game? Is Supernatural Captain N for adults? I would watch it if it was Nah. Benny is a
confusedtree: I love animal puns because they’re almost always guaranteed to be really good natured and a lot of the time that’s exactly the kind of humour I need. The darker or dryer varieties definitely have their merit but I need to be in the
confusedtree: alloutorg: Tumblr, we need you! A rogue Arizona State representative, John Kavanagh, wants to pass a bill that would thow trans people in jail for using public restrooms. Anyone could be asked for I.D. to “prove” their gender, and
confusedtree: the9th: roman-numerals: offbeatorbit: devonbanksgiving: why is no one talking about this picture the romney facebook posted this morning The sin is written all over their faces. Ann Romney’s face makes me really, really uncomfortable.
confusedtree: I really like Clique because it sounds really tough and full of bravado but it’s actually Jay-Z, Big Sean and Kanye talking about how fond of their friends they all are and it’s very cute
confusedtree: crimsoncloverrr: meetmyalterego: crimsoncloverrr: confusedtree: I have no emotional investment in the Kardashians but this is the same magazine cover and they can’t catch a fucking break either way They can’t catch a break? Are
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