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hayamika: anyday-happyday: moxperidot: my favorite thing about “fbi/nsa agent monitoring my computer” things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer not really. like i know this is a shitpost
soph-isticated-so-s: addycted: anticritical-lapis: writingandnerdshit: whales-are-gay: homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the
cerothenull:official-lucifers-child:c-s-stars:c-s-stars:mrevaunit42:changelingsrule:weirdmageddon:the way my jaw dropped at this bitToby: So I wrote a bunch of music for the computer to play. Its going to be epic since the computer can handle so many
stealthboy:grimeclown:I think it sucks that every new gaming release has to push the limits of what consoles and computers are capable of. If you want to play a new game on a computer you bought in 2015 you better either buy a new graphics card or shit
anyday-happyday: moxperidot: my favorite thing about “fbi/nsa agent monitoring my computer” things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer not really. like i know this is a shitpost but just
milk5:turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnightturning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death
neurosciencestuff: Computers that Mimic the Function of the BrainResearchers are always searching for improved technologies, but the most efficient computer possible already exists. It can learn and adapt without needing to be programmed or updated.
projectendo: daily-commission: I love tumblr and these guys ♡(.◜ω◝.)♡ Top is ???Just under is cubesonaBeing squished is galoogameladyDragon is thefairygodmonsterBadass cube is projectendo Mr.computer is pixelsmasherMiss.computer is hensaCleanup
rneerkat: “youve got male!” the computer beeps. you turn around and see that out of nowhere a brand new boyfriend has appeared. computers truly are quite amazing
the-abandoned-mineshaft: This blog isn’t run by a human. No, it’s actually run by a three headed goldfish and every time one of its air bubbles hits the surface of the water, our computers automatically reblog something. Blub 💧This has been computer
My computer froze and instead of finding out what’s making it freeze and crash I just got off my computer and started doing something else
themysteriousmurasamecastle: captainsnoop: do people that say shit like “ooh nobody reads anymore, they only use their phones and computers” think that computers and phones can only display pictures and make sounds like do they think words can’t
darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore: pimpingreen: dojyaan: powerburial: *slaps gatorade out of a computer nerds hands* you didn’t earn those electrolytes That be the last thing they get to slap or see. I wish a fool would do that and hit my computer.I
changelingsrule:weirdmageddon:the way my jaw dropped at this bitToby: So I wrote a bunch of music for the computer to play. Its going to be epic since the computer can handle so many crazy parts.Orcistra: We’re going to play this.Toby: Ummm…
timemachineyeah:pseudomantis:Domesticated computers will eat a disc right out of someone’s hand but wild computers are too shy you have to leave the disc on the ground and let it walk over to it and eat it itself how dare you leave this important
starling-the-whore:pseudomantis:The concept behind screensavers is: If you don’t touch your computer for long enough, it will start showing you the most beautiful pictures and images, you’ve ever seenscreensavers are when the computer gets
retroactivebakeries:gamecubist:i paid for the whole computer so i am going to use the whole computer. #this beast is in pain#this is animal cruelty
foone:chimpanzeedotcom:Literally what did autistic people do before the computer We spent a lot of time trying to invent the computer
christiancgtomas: funnyjoke: RESPECT 👏👏💪 Funny Memes. Updated Daily! ⇢ FunnyJoke.tumblr.com 😀 His name is Owura Kwadwo Hottish of Ghana. He has been teaching about computers for six years, but without actual computers to provide for his
hansmannette: me: *sits in front of my computer with m’titty out*computer: *b-blushes*
opossumprince: ginkamas: I really like the “cry” of Regigigas in the hoopa movie !I mean, look at this…WTF ?! rereygegig gigigagagagagaggaga. gega gega hm hm, GAGAGAG *computer activation noises* *reverse computer activation noise* GAY GAYGEGEGGEG
vani-e: ｒｉｋｕit was a miracle that my computer let me draw this, I spended like all afternoon because my computer just didn’t work and I got really angry and agggg, but well this was a good practice.. hope you enjoy!
destiny-islanders: Here’s the third commission I doodled to help @novallion buy a new computer through Ko-Fi donations! (And can I just say that she is already using her new computer to draw beautiful freaking art.)This time, I drew @pennycombatready‘s
randompornandincest: When I realized that one of my sisters was using my computer to look at porn and even the nude pics of me on my computer I set up a camera to watch … little did I know that the two of them were doing it together.
mishaswhore: maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i
prospitans: prospitans: kanaya “gives your computer a virus, internet explorer, and three browser add ons when left alone with it for five minutes” maryam “KN what the FUCK diid you do to your computer thii2 tiime?”“It Said I
lagonegirl: Black History Month: Dr. Philip Emeagwali Inventor of the World’s Fastest Computer It’s hard to say who invented the Internet. There were many mathematicians and scientists who contributed to its development; computers were sending
tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
bemyherotonight: how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer do you know what happens when i get near a computer this happens.
owlcitee: americandy: goldensnitch: my mom used her computer and i borrowed it to look for this file i saved before and i looked at her browsing history and wow ur mom must be a computer genius in a movie what with the speed of her searches
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer do you know what happens when i get near a computer
bigbardafree: switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover
averyfoxyyuletideblog: mellow—dramatic: tentaclethearpist: dimma-dont: when you accidently read a spoiler this gif is upsetting me because its like everytime he throws his computer away he turns back to his desk and theres just another computer
jedavu: Animated DIY Card Cleverly Mimics Computer Loading Screen Instructables contributor goldlego, also known as Calvin Nutter, produced a clever greeting card that mimics the aesthetics of an old computer loading screen. Better yet, it’s animated,
downloading portal 2 to my computer since my new computer’s keyboard isn’t a piece of shit. woo! add me on steam! my username is norafox.
fwips: /SCREAM/ MY GRANDPA JUST MADE ME A REPLACEMENT COMPUTER CHARGER TO USE TILL THE NEW ONE GETS HERE LOOK AT IT HE LITERALLY MADE MY COMPUTER A HEART/LIFE SUPPORT OUT OF A PILE OF SCRAPS MY GRANDPA IS TONY STARK
vintageadvertising:1983 Commadore 64 Computer “We asked the computers which one was better” TV Commercial
goddesstogepi:Sorry I’ve been gone for so long. My computer broke. I’m still using my phone but I should have a computer again soon and will be able to post better pictures! L♡VE you guys!
danielrehn:Computer Virus Catalog curated by Bas Van De Poel (2014–). Artist interpretations of the greatest viruses from computer history.
catnipsoup: maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i
scorrando: sorry for the bad quality.. and ive got some news to share! GOOD news is I got a new computer!!!! woooot! finally i can go on the internet without it crashing!! BAD news is all my drawings were in my old computer, so no more old drawings
Stoopid computer overheats and shuts down every time I try to watch porn on xhamster. Fuck you computer!
wnycradiolab: Detonation phase of the GCD model at the Flash Center for Computational Science. (As far as I can tell, this is a computer-generated model of how a particular kind of supernova might happen. Also it’s very, very pretty.)
mehreenkasana: Except you are so daft, it’s not even remotely amusing. The USB key was essentially developed by a computer whiz to store data, information and other software in a mobile source from one computer to the other. The slasher you see up
ultrafacts:One of the causes of computer eye strain is focusing fatigue. To reduce your risk of tiring your eyes by constantly focusing on your screen, look away from your computer at least every 20 minutes and gaze at a distant object (at least 20 feet
mpregbert: my mom tells everyone I’m addicted to the computer but honestly I’m addicted to the wonderful people I’ve met while on the computer. if you fuckers lived next door I’d never be online
mpregbert: my mom tells everyone I’m addicted to the computer but honestly I’m addicted to the wonderful people I’ve met while on the computer if you fuckers lived next door I’d never be online
blake-the-half-demon: furbearingbrick: mehreenkasana: Except you are so daft, it’s not even remotely amusing. The USB key was essentially developed by a computer whiz to store data, information and other software in a mobile source from one computer
science-junkie: Computer model provides a new portrait of carbon dioxideBy Patrick Lynch An ultra-high-resolution NASA computer model has given scientists a stunning new look at how carbon dioxide in the atmosphere travels around the globe. Plumes of
runningrepublican: fwips: /SCREAM/ MY GRANDPA JUST MADE ME A REPLACEMENT COMPUTER CHARGER TO USE TILL THE NEW ONE GETS HERE LOOK AT IT HE LITERALLY MADE MY COMPUTER A HEART/LIFE SUPPORT OUT OF A PILE OF SCRAPS MY GRANDPA IS TONY STARK Calm down
thatsmoderatelyraven: its embarrassing when youre trying to show someone something on your computer and your computer wont load fast enough and youre just like “im sorry”
stefanhayden:This is Rear Admiral Grace Hopper. She worked for UNIVAC in 1949 who made some of the first computers ever. In 1951 she discovered the first computer “bug.”. In 1952 she had an operational compiler. “Nobody believed that,” she said.
