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motherfuckinoedipus: abnels: memeguy-com: You win this round cheese actually that is a rectangle cheese [oxford comma laughing in the distance]
pantslesswrock: joanna-kaana: this is a necessity for me dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo
penguins-with-lightsabers: This is a time where a comma is really needed.
cc-randomness: govthookercoulson: cuntgradulation: pantslesswrock: joanna-kaana: this is a necessity for me dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo all right, you’ve convinced me.
Why commas are important.
clientsfromhell: Client: Remove this floating comma. Me: That’s an apostrophe.
laurelhach: using microsoft word *moves an image a mm to the left* all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.
jawnwats: prismatic-bell: cj-amused: tenoko1: evildorito: onewordtest: trikruwriter: “This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile. “Unless you are following
Tatsuki Midoriya™ is under the property of the Wulphire/COMMA anything must be complain to my partner FOOTINYOURASS
Bowser Koopa™ is copyrighted and trademarked to COMMA/Wulphire company JUST TRY ME!!!
awkwardequine: The importance of the comma
stupid yet fun fact: the acronym of my full name is “COMM” sometimes I used “Comma” as my name in English class in high school just to confused the teachers but I still got my full credit since Florida Teachers as lazy
wulphire: stupid yet fun fact: the acronym of my full name is “COMM” sometimes I used “Comma” as my name in English class in high school just to confused the teachers but I still got my full credit since Florida Teachers as lazy
God I hate myself so much right nowlike I wish i was in a week-long comma or somethingI’m having strong self-thoughts like “I can’t go on, even if I do is it even worth it?” I can only do so much and I don’t know if I’m going to end up hurting
the-boo-bear: thewordasylum: The Exclamation Comma. “Just because you’re excited about something doesn’t mean you have to end the sentence.” HOLY SHIT This needs to be on the keyboard
kyles-hetalian-test-tubicles: kyles-hetalian-test-tubicles: artiesmartiepants: I’m hungry ;__; eat my child And thus the importance of commas arises.
theweekmagazine: The Exclamation Comma. “Just because you’re excited about something doesn’t mean you have to end the sentence.” That’s true. 13 little-known punctuation marks we should be using
somethingwhovian: THE OXFORD COMMA IS A NECESSARY PIECE OF PUNCTUATION AND IF YOU DISAGREE I WILL PUNCH-UATE YOU IN THE FACE
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: keepcalm-andpartyyon: A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. A question mark walks into a bar? Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking
crazywolfchick: EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT CORRECT GRAMMAR AND NO ONE REALIZES THAT GRAMMAR FUCKING CHANGES. JUST AN UPDATE: THE LATEST AMERICAN GRAMMAR CONFERENCE DECIDED TWO THINGS. ONE-THE OXFORD COMMA MUST BE USED BY K-12 STUDENTS. TWO-IF HE/SHE
newsies-fics: my writing: please, please i’m begging just use normal punctuation for once in your terrible writing me: haha time for another comma
nattyuhuru: BBW “Commas Remix”
You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.
crazywolfchick: EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT CORRECT GRAMMAR AND NO ONE REALIZES THAT GRAMMAR CHANGES. JUST AN UPDATE: THE LATEST AMERICAN GRAMMAR CONFERENCE DECIDED TWO THINGS. ONE-THE OXFORD COMMA MUST BE USED BY K-12 STUDENTS. TWO-IF HE/SHE SINGULAR
butlerbookbinding: witchyroses: prismatic-bell: cj-amused: tenoko1: evildorito: onewordtest: trikruwriter: “This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.
striders: reading my own writing: boy, you sure like your commas, don’t you,
kat-snow2613: jawnwats: prismatic-bell: cj-amused: tenoko1: evildorito: onewordtest: trikruwriter: “This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile. “Unless
pro-gay: lingrix: pro-gay: lingrix: pro-gay: i love ending my posts with a comma.. was he going to write something? are we to expect more? You never know, i know you werent going to actually yep
promo4homo: privilegedblackgirl: theyre looks so weird without the comma they,re Ah yes much better
nerdgul:done:dont drink kids Commas are important, kids.
nerdgul: done: dont drink kids Commas are important, kids.
one-oxford-comma: Funny what light can do..
rooomusic: “Post #Laneway Brisbane. Bliss comma (that is, not a coma, but rather a brief pause in the midst of angst…)” (x)
lobsterinthetardis: fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo: Suggested by: academicchris This may have been posted before, but I don’t really care. It’s too hilarious not to post again. Plus, it is forever relevant as the Oxford Comma seems to be the perpetual
The Character Comma
celticpyro: ry-spirit: ya wanna go mate You’re in desperate need of a comma.
haiku-robot: burr-hamilton-laurens: Alexander “Fight me” Hamilton Aaron “Should have taken his own advice and waited” Burr Eliza “Didn’t deserve any of this shit” Schuyler Angelica “Comma after dearest” Schuyler Peggy “And Peggy!”
parkway-nosedive: trauntwave: not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy there are two ways to read this COMMAS. THEY MATTER.
shessofuckedinthehead: english is confusing, and i grew up speaking/butchering it “I would like to thank my parents, Barak Obama and Cindi Lauper." – I hope they cover the reasons for the Oxford comma in that book.
sylvia-scarlett: playdontworry: omg i don’t get why people think using the oxford comma is snobby. we’re not snobs, we’re just trying to protect the world from stripper stalin, is all.
Take That, AP Style! Court of Law Rules The Oxford Comma Necessary
visual-poetry: The Exclamation Comma. “Just because you’re excited about something doesn’t mean you have to end the sentence.” 14 Punctuation Marks You Never Knew Existed (via loveyourchaos)
basedheisenberg: “The Second Amendment is for MILITIAS, not individuals.” “What well-regulated militia are you a part of?” “Well regulated means government regulation!” “The commas mean its not an individual
knee-breeches: finstoked: Real shit. James Madison needed to chill with his run on sentences. News flash, just adding a comma and a semicolon doesn’t make it any less a run on sentence. Jesus Christ man Son, have you TRIED reading John Jay? His syntax
xliaxtasadako: calamitys-child: Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you You
smileslikeparentheses: you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: directordanic: superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: keepcalm-andpartyyon: A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. A question mark walks into a bar? Two quotation marks “Walk
birdenjoyer:Discworld incorrect quotes 13Tiffany Aching: You can’t ‘I’m just a little guy’ your way out of this one.Rob Anybody: Yes I can fuck youTiffany: PLEASE use a comma.
roaring-nothingness: best-of-funny: The importance of the comma omg the toilet one!! I can’t!!