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GODDAMMIT!!! I specifically instructed NO salt or ‘ice melt’ was to be used on the stairs! It stains My Louboutins! Bring Me the 'shovel servant’s’ ugly little monkey faced child. IT can lick the poison off My soles. It will
Sigh…I’m bored. Bring Me My bow, a quiver of arrows and fetch one of the servant’s children. I need to hone My skills!
“Gawd, here she comes. Crawling for her tip.” “Ugh…third world scum! Like I need that filth to HAND Me a towel! We can’t even have the powder room to Ourselves anymore without the damned do nothing attendant!”
Bet no one asks Me if this one is fake! Hahahahahaha…
I just love when the arctic fronts roll in this time of year. I take a warm bath, slip into some lingerie and one of My furs, snuggle into the heated leather seats of the Rolls and have My chauffeur drive Me down to where the homeless ‘live’.
The dawn of a new day. Sigh… Who among the many who serve Me shall I single out for the finest in abuse? Who’s life shall I ruin and fashion into a living hell? Eeeny meanie miney mo…
“Dearest Mother,Just a quick note from Milan. The latest stop on My ‘study abroad’ fling through Europe. Such a beautiful and fashionable city. (laughing)…They tried to put Me in a tiny dorm room with no air conditioning. Just
Hai followers~ Today was my first day of hell school, it went alright, I’m not used to waking up this early. LMAO. My friend bought this pin for me today.[: It says rice. LOL.
flourish-and-books:solumcinerem:dreamingdoctor:drugsupplier:*sees a really hot boy in English class*me: romeo and juliet act 3 scene 5 line 176hot damnmake a playwright want to retire manstop. wait a minute. fill my cup put some poison in it.
violetgal: ink-the-artist: I was so very productive in digital art class and made these soda ripoffs, enjoy I live for this kind of content tbh
ink-the-artist: ink-the-artist: ink-the-artist:I was so very productive in digital art class and made these soda ripoffs, enjoy since this is STILL my most popular post I think it’s time for a sequel
factions: teacher: any questions, class? me: ya what the fuck
sharplmages:*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class
To the Anon I just got: I promise I’ll answer tomorrow. It’s getting close to 4:30 here and I have a class in under four hours.
Dumb selfie because I’m a self-absorbed middle class American youth
tomrny: doctorcanon: tomrny: do you know how much better life would be if we could zoom our eyes in and out Stepping closer. You are talking about moving your body. oh yes let me just step closer into the sky and look at the stars, or how about i
There I was in class.
pardonmewhileipanic: flourish-and-books:solumcinerem:dreamingdoctor:drugsupplier:*sees a really hot boy in English class*me: romeo and juliet act 3 scene 5 line 176hot damnmake a playwright want to retire manstop. wait a minute. fill my cup put some
This made me giggle… I won’t lie. ;)
”How much for Smolder to beat me up?”100% free(they’ll probably be soft boops, she ain’t that mean. probably)
dragonsroar: its not college until youre late to class and stuck in traffic with coffee while crying because a space jam/gangnam style remix just came on shuffle but your phone fell under the seat so you cant change it
If you could have a drink with any one of the TF2 classes, who would you pick?
I know I take a lot of selfies. O_o lol Morning btw hope your day goes well lol I have class until 10:00 pm tonight.
emoij: When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does
wtffanfiction: Fan Fiction Is Bad - Mu Phi Epsilon pledge class recital (inspired by this blog; submitted by thecommonchoirnerd) this is amazing Real talk right here. See also: my exact thoughts after reading all of the horrid fanfics!
gingerhaze: Lady Macbeth by Sam Bosma Soooo I may or may not have just completely rearranged my fall schedule when I found out he was teaching a class at MICA. I may or may not have zero regrets. Welp. I have a literary boner right now.
Don’t call me ~one of the girls after I have gone through the process of coming out to you as nonbinary. I am not a girl. I am not a lady I am not a miss I am not a ma'am. Nothing against people who ID as such, but that’s not who I am and
Today I drew the nape of a figure’s back and accidentally made it look like the drawings on the chalk board during that flashback to the 104th in class. My cooperating teacher proceeded to point at it, explaining how executioners had to hit that
zu-art: Class was ULTRA BORING today, so I drew Hanji.
bellahugo: ratchetmelancholy: White privilege is your history being taught as a core class and mine being taught as an elective. please let them know.
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I still have two days until winter break and my kids have been insufferable since wednesday. please pray for me.
death-limes: death-limes: You guys. This is my high school class ring. They said I could customize it. So I customized it. My mom still thinks this was a horrible idea. I say nay. i’m gonna do it i’m gonna invent time travel and strangle myself
shadowbabes:sometimes i really feel like the worst thing about my mental illnesses isn’t the symptoms — i’m familiar with those and i know how to ride them out. the worst part is when you’re in a writing workshop or a psych class and someone is
rhymingteelookatme: i LOVE how Jefferson’s body language changes ‘haha yeah i DO smoke a lot of pot’ to ‘oh shit he’s on at me for slavery??? RUDE’
thexfiles: today some kid in my history class said “wasn’t the gay rights movement festering before the 1960s” and my history teacher was like “…that’s probably not the right word to use” and this kid turned around and said “sorry katie”
tsuyer: Hero Course Class 1-A
glowbat: Lup is the delinquent captain of the girl’s soccer team and Barry is a reclusive nerd she has chemistry (class) with
if i was in dragon age, what race and class would i be?
Write “FIGHT ME” in my inbox and I’ll post our fight music
angry-healers: When you’re playing a game where a class can play different parts and you’re dps for once but find yourself still healing
I’m taking Chemistry I and II over this summer, along with a Comm course. For Fall I am taking Eco, Orgo I, College Alg, Intro to Envir Science(which is bullshit since it is only offered in the fall and once a week for a night class. fuck you bcc)
snh-snh-snh: I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult. Then I spend time with teenagers. And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
slutframing: Teacher: You guys i actually have alot of homework to grade Me:
malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse
fleshprince: this is a cool test that gives you an rpg class and there are 100 possible results check it out
gabzilla-z: dust-in-my-eyes: beckachuichooseyou: rufftoon: gingerhaze: kidkudzu: bonnynotion: I guess I never posted these! Project for one of my classes last year, I re-imagined Dora the Explorer as a young adult fantasy/adventure series. Fun
Sometimes I have nightmares that I’m still enrolled in school and I just forgot to go to class for 5 years and I’m scrambling trying to figure out how to make it seem like I’ve actually been there the whole time
It occured to me as I watched “The Return” for the billionth that Peridot essentially ran back to homeworld to get someone to beat up her bullies.I think I love that.Well, from her perspective, yea. But I kind of see it, like, using a schoolyard metaphor,
For a class, we had to make a project about our own body image and our identity. I identified as a fat sweaty hair guy who is uncomfortable with trying to be machismo. 躔 for nude versions.
samtarothehamster: teacher: don’t be shy, introduce yourself to the class me:
madeupmonkeyshit: Teacher: I need to have a talk with you after class Me
shyranelle: Tegami Bachi Gakuen - Class President Elections
skazuhira-miller: i think drinking a fuckton of water out of your hands from the sink is in the same class of primal urges as running up stairs on all fours
asktae-san: It wasn’t me, it was my grandson…
businessmannoiz: Can you imagine a highschool au with dorky music appreciation teacher Clear and delinquent high school student Mizuki? Like Mizuki almost never goes to any of his classes unless he gets in trouble for it and the teachers always have a
some times i get really sad when i remember about my school suddenly dropping german. not only was the teacher really fun, but i really liked the way he taught the class and i was actually doing well. but then suddenly the school just dropped the course