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boohaanigram: stirfriedawesomesauce: memewhore: sizvideos: Video Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that. Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god. this is a food sample. food
shameshack: What“god damnit, how dare the jews running hollywood take a nice wholesome christian story like brokeback mountain and turn it into something gay!”
butches-get-smooches: bunny-butch: master-of-the-black-sun: bunny-butch: Its funny that as gay Christians we have to go through gymnastics to try to prove that God loves and accepts us, that our love is blessed and our bodies uncursed, when if you
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prismatic-bell: dragondicks: Greek myths are fucking great because their gods are so human. They argue, they fuck up at things, they make fun of each other, they piss each other off, it’s great, there’s so much human interaction and then Christianity
glumshoe:I don’t understand Christians who look at the climate crisis and go “oh, well, God will save us if it gets bad, we don’t have to do anything about it” like he did very much make Noah build an entire gigantic boat by hand
scotty2thotty:spicy-vagina-tacos: maplehoofs: WHY THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE “i guess everybody forgot how to be a christian today” is how i feel in these situations
pornadelic: OK, three more, but that’s it. Probably. markschmidtdotcom: pretty (via bigcocksnhotjuice) God yes. Christian is such a hot bottom.
whythefuckareyouromeo: OH MY GOD SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
ganonfucker: grantaire-put-that-bottle-down: hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found
scotty2thotty:spicy-vagina-tacos: maplehoofs: WHY THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE “i guess everybody forgot how to be a christian today” is how i feel in these situations
revolutionarykoolaid: God, grant me serenity, for I’m too young to feel this weary. Why can’t we ever feel safe? Rest in Power Christian Taylor.
weepycat: things that 15 year old me did sophomore year that my southern-bred god-fearing conservative christian teachers Did Not Like teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop,
amithereal: I’M CRYING BECAUSE IN CHURCH ONE OF THE LINES OF A HYMN WAS “VERY GOD” AND THIS GIRL BEHIND ME WHISPERED “SUCH CHRISTIANITY” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
by-grace-of-god:21 Egyptian Coptic Christians were beheaded by ISIS in Libya in hatred for “people of the Cross”Please pray for them and their families and for an end to the evil of ISIS.
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anuvia: susiethemoderator: boohaanigram: stirfriedawesomesauce: memewhore: sizvideos: Video Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that. Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god.
scotchtapeofficial: stirfriedawesomesauce: memewhore: sizvideos: Video Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that. Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god. the food you see in
tis-superfruit: “I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.” I’m WHEEZING. This is me at every
autisticexpression:yarrayora: yarrayora:faenova:me and @yarrayora having a fun time #1. Medieval Christian women covered their hair for devotion to God/modesty reasons #Also probably practical ones #Covering your head prevents it from getting covered
tonysopranobignaturals:mrspider-deactivated20221213:veggietales was nuts bc sometimes ill forget it was thinly vieled christianity lessons but then i see a clip thats like “and then the son of god was born” and im like the What Was What you fucking
traggots:“Does The Way Christians Use Capitalized He/Him For God Count As A Neopronoun” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
mwagneto:ive never been religious and i don’t like christianity but all the english phrases that come from it/reference it are so fucking funny i can’t stop saying them. none of these words are in the bible. my brother in christ. like god
seeklight: comic-sans-apologist: huffingtonpost: Students Cover Up Girls’ Bathroom Mirrors To Stress God Over LooksStudents at a private Christian school in Kansas covered the mirrors of the girls’ bathrooms with paper to tell their peers their
annawintour: WHAT DO YOU MEAN FERGALICIOUS IS A SONG ABOUT FERGIE’S VAGINA I’VE SUNG THAT IN A CHRISTIAN SCHOOL BUS I’VE SUNG ABOUT TASTY DELICIOUS VAGINAS IN A VEHICLE OF GOD
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dragondicks: Greek myths are fucking great because their gods are so human. They argue, they fuck up at things, they make fun of each other, they piss each other off, it’s great, there’s so much human interaction and then Christianity comes in like
mockeryd: boohaanigram: stirfriedawesomesauce: memewhore: sizvideos: Video Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that. Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god. this is a food
thoodleoo: thoodleoo: my favorite thing about the contrast between early christianity and ancient greek and roman religion is that the difference in the ways they think and talk about their gods is really similar to the difference between how dog and
jertox: Christian (you lucky bastard!!) nailing the incredibly sexy and beautiful Venus Lux … God damn, she is so fucking hot!
remikanazi: George Bush: God told me to invade Iraq. I don’t need to point to the Crusades. Bush is a Christian who cited religion to justify mass murder. Blair made similar comments. You want to go on about religious extremists to smear 1.6 billion
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sugar-and-spite: accio-shitpost: seriously though why do wizards celebrate christmas other than ‘jk rowling is christian’ what reason do literal wizards have to celebrate a muggle god whose miracles are mostly within the limits of what wizards
viletruthpurelies: michael826: dipping-small-children-in-acid: Hell is going to have great music then. Which God? Silly Christians, I’m pretty sure Devin doesn’t hate heavy metal.
darcy–reid: benwinstagram: i do not trust atheists who claim to hate religion because of violence but can only list islam when making examples Esp when Christians have slaughtered so many in the name of their god If they’re singling out Islam,
polaroidplumber: 19yr old bush, I LOVE GIRLS! Girls are my weakness, I’d swear to GOD (if I believed in him) that I would be a good Catholic-Christian-Muslim-Scientologist if he would just deliver one 19yr old pussy to me a week. #PLUMBER
cartoonpolitics: refers to Pope Francis recently backing science against ‘creationism’, saying that ‘God is not a magician with a magic wand’ and re-affirming the position of previous popes that it’s perfectly possible for Christians to believe
adls-xxx: eyecandyhadyouweak: bromancebooty: sugarplumthrussy: sugarplumthrussy: abowles: cedtalks: I hate this 😂😂😂 I’m SCREAMING 😂😂😂😐 Why did God allow this foolishness on my dash on this fine Christian morning? @beyonslayed
thenavycub: Yup it’s one of does day, where I thank God for the little things:), yup this little pig is a Christian pig haha!!!! Down right nasty little cum, piss, bb whore pig.
streetlighttraffic: disturbedindividual: krizkotv: christian-diordenimflow: My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday. omg I wish my dad did this oh my god my dad would do this
treethegreat123: feralwomanscreaming: today-im-obsessed: shadowhunting-since1234: tis-superfruit: “I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole,
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royalsiblings: Mom and Dad think I’m practicing with the church choir right now. They also think I’m a straight A student, a head cheerleader, a God-fearing Christian with a four-year scholarship and graduate school in my future. Above all else they
Why is it that Christians feel they can pick and choose whats right and wrong? Yes we all have our own personal areas of weakness, but to so coldly ignore Gods words? After everything hes done? And doing?
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When you’re sitting in a Temple and pray to God. When you’re talking to your Reverend about the Bible. When you’re the co-president to a Buddhist Association and you’re Christian. When you’re pressured into believing the
