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chiptheandroid: “You. have. been. a. bad. boy.  Ready. for. punishment.†the robot said, its S&M programs conflicting with its robotics laws. I wish I had to pull over and talk to one of these! I’d reprogram them right away to other specialt
chiptheandroid: The “60 day body transformation†isn’t from fat to fit, it’s form flesh to fabricated.  This drone is on day 55, and you can tell from the silver tint to the skin.  Its time is coming close.
chiptheandroid: Sometimes the manufacturing process produces some small defects. Â This unit, RYX-286, was perfect up until the application of its synthetic skin, which we noticed had a golden tint to it. Â While gold-tinting is an option for our android
chiptheandroid: Jerdani Kraja has run out of battery in your driveway: what are you going to do after you recharge him?
chiptheandroid:Maccorley isn’t a human, though it purports to be in this video. It doesn’t have to work hard to stay in shape, but it does have to work hard to blend in amongst us. If you want to get fit, this unit is the best possible help for you.
chiptheandroid:This android, Aaron, is designed for the runway, so we carefully test out all of its synthetic musculature by having it flex tens of thousands of times, analyzing each pose for symmetry and the attractiveness of the muscle shaping/mass.
chiptheandroid: Androids like CARTER come standard at every Silver Roof Inn across the nation.  Carter here is your personal servant while you stay, and he comes with all the programming you’d want in a man taking you around the city or countryside:
chiptheandroid:For Christmas I found two droids beneath the tree - one for me and one for my spouse - each holding a small box with their manuals and their activation codes. I don’t think I’ve ever opened a gift so fast in my life! These would be
chiptheandroid: “Why am I stretching, sir?†the confused android asked, “My synthetic muscles do not require this in the same way that yours do.†“You’re right droid…I just like watchin you flex and bend.  Think of it as a preview of tonig
chiptheandroid: POLICE UNIT 69 It found you, and now you’re going to pay the price for what you’ve done. I’m more than willing to pay the price!
chiptheandroid: I had pulled up to the gym about 5 minutes after its official closing, but I really needed to get my cell phone out of my locker. As I walked in the still-open door, I noticed my personal trainer, Tyler, walking towards me with his muscul
chiptheandroid: deesims772: (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR-rKFN132A) Johnny McCready, Gymnastics Robot Spectacular Robot!
chiptheandroid: Tucker/ORPHEUS-23 now does commercials for Crowne Plaza. (Actor: Jack Turner) ORPHEUS-23 after delivery and name-reprogramming to “Tucker”. Keep reading
chiptheandroid: Apparently this android didn’t check to make sure its chat hatch was tightly closed before pouring water on itself, causing a malfunction and freeze up. Our androids know better than that… Well, a frozen android is always an opportunity
chiptheandroid: As he stretched his neck out and kissed the shut down ginger android, he spontaneously realized that he was taking advantage of it without its permission. A staunch android rights advocate, Liu quickly powered up the machine and apologized
chiptheandroid:My house android, Toby, posed in its new silver trunks, which hinted at its true nature for my family, who were impressed with Toby’s humanity and personality, neither of which their older models had. Over time I forgot that Toby wasn’t
chiptheandroid: power0n: lixpex: He’s just got the happiest smile. He’s just so happy! It’s not happy @power0n; it’s just a programmed routine. ;-] So true, @chiptheandroid, you can clearly see its Posing Sequence Programming running, changing
chiptheandroid:“Sex mode: deactivated.” it said matter-of-factly. While it didn’t have external status lights, its sole status indicator indicated this was so.
chiptheandroid: After Deke tapped the button on the app, the earring that came with the app started buzzing in his ear. He tried to remove it, but a finger of silver flew down the veins in his arm and locked it in-place. His peripheral vision showed
chiptheandroid: DN-29A (Dan) and ETHN-35X (Ethan) Dan and Ethan live at my beach house full-time, keeping it maintained, clean, and ready for my rather frequent visits. First, I had our production team create Ethan (about 7 years ago), and I utilized
chiptheandroid:For years we assumed Casey was just a party guy - always at the club at any time, day or night. Then one night a massive brawl broke out between groups of guys and Casey immediately entered a rooked position as shown. His eyes steadily
chiptheandroid: Cobalt-7 stood in its programming stand, waiting for the electrical pulses to descend from the device into its CPU, delivering new programs and sexual capabilities to the already stallion-like machine. As the data poured into its CPU
chiptheandroid: “Playtime” A graphic illustration by Behance.https://www.behance.net/gallery/Playtime/430806
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chiptheandroid:Andi from Android Cop is shown deactivated and ready for maintenance.
chiptheandroid: tripltap: Gymspiration with Viktor Dryndak http://ift.tt/2mvh0ya He had put it off several times for the convenience of his owner/boyfriend, but central control indicated the updates were mandatory and could be put off no longer. There,
chiptheandroid:Alex thought he’d tease you, being the technosexual you are, by removing his chest’s SyntheSkin to show off his innards under his dress shirt. Unfortunately, when he startled you and you spit your water onto him, it caused a minor
chiptheandroid:The Marco unit is programmed to feign modesty, but really it’s just another function to it. Notice how it is unfazed by the awkward attempts to seduce it, and once the initial execution of the modesty subroutines exits, the machine exhibits
chiptheandroid: “Well Simon, this letter says that your model is due for upgrades and repairs this month. You ready for it?” “Yes Joe. I’m experiencing an emotion I believe.” said the recently liberated and conscious synth to his former owner,
chiptheandroid: As ALEX glitched, DAVID grabbed the back of his skull and focused his ocular systems on ALEX’s. “You’re also an android?” DAVID asked firmly. “Affirm….maaaaaatttttt. Tive.” ALEX glitched out. DAVID firmly pressed behind
chiptheandroid:We thoroughly test our units in all situations, as evidenced here. This unit, Medlar-7, is designed as a surveillance and reconnaissance unit for wealthy mansion-estates. Typically it would be networked with other Medlar class androids
chiptheandroid:Some earlier model androids were not designed with artificial stomachs (food incinerator/compactor systems), so any liquid poured into their mouth would spill out quickly. This was used by many anti-android activists as a litmus test and
chiptheandroid:So artificial…and the latex skin just reinforces it. Hot…Hot…Hot..ERROR ERROR SEXUAL PROTOCOLS ACTIVATED SEEEEEEEEEXUAL OVERLOAD
chiptheandroid: Damaged Motobot Will you repair him? Absolutely. And bring him home afterwards.
chiptheandroid:Pietro was modeling for us, acting cool, when suddenly his system hiccuped and he began to act different. We asked what was wrong, which auto cues a self diagnostic, but he ignored the inquiry and continued running the modified modeling
chiptheandroid:What a nice bunch of robots…too nice to be left in storage. Hot! Hot! Hot! Can someone turn me into one?
chiptheandroid: “Sir, you are not listed as an authorized BearBot repair-person. I cannot permit you to attempt repairs on my systems.” “Override.” “Override not authorized. Please return this unit to an authorized repair facility. Repairs
chiptheandroid:Looks like a robot to me… Just beautiful. So robotic. So tight. So shiny. God, I love it!
chiptheandroid:“Perfect” This android is insanely hot - the perfect unit for an unappreciative woman. Always worth sharing. One of the hottest for sure!
chiptheandroid: Nick Cheadle Unit: Rooked*/Standby & Service-Ready You can see here a female and male unit - both pleasure droids - in their rooked and ready statuses. For our rechargeable units like these (a rarity in today’s world of internal
chiptheandroid: “WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT ARRRRREEEE YOOU YOUYOU DDO DDOOO DOOING SIR…RR..RRR?” “Nothing MJL-1. Power down.” “POWERRRRRR FUNNNK FUCKKK FUNKKK FUNCTIONS UNA UNNN UNAVAILABLE.” “Power the fuck down MJL-1. You’re a machine.
chiptheandroid: Ok, who shut down my workout partner while I was getting my towel?? When I turn him on, he’s gonna be angry, so you should probably fess up now and be ready to apologize. He’s a liberated android, free of Asimov restrictions, and
chiptheandroid: “Gimme a hand bro!” I said playfully to my best friend since grade school. We grew up on neighboring farms, isolated from the world in the sleepy plains of the midwest, letting us form a friendship of unbreakable bonds. In many ways,
chiptheandroid:It appears this unit is malfunctioning in the water. Will you help it? My programming forces me to help any fellow unit in danger or in need of assitance. The latter seems to be the case. And what a lucky unit I am to have found and be
chiptheandroid:While our android, Donn, recharged on Christmas night, we decided to decorate him to include him in the festivities. He still didn’t get why we celebrated - his adherence to logic was too strong - but he didn’t seem to mind once he
chiptheandroid:My Buff Buddy: the Exercise Android Extremely hot..hot..hot..hot.. ERROR SEXUAL SYSTEM OVER STIMULATION ZERO FILE ERROR RESUME FUNCTION..RESUME FUNCTION..RESUME FUNCTION.. Let 2018 be full of hot robots such as this one!
chiptheandroid:Chip’s Chest Hatch (v2 & v3) Chip’s chest hatch from the Not Quite Human series is shown as his systems are upgraded between the second and third series models. His new Humanoid Chip replaces the facial control module which was
chiptheandroid: When you went to your friend’s mansion party, it seemed like nobody else noticed the slightly uncanny Chet as he passed out the wine and cheese. You had an idea though: request a house tour from him and see what opportunities present
chiptheandroid:73% Charged. 100% Sexual.
chiptheandroid: cyb3rm0nk: mannymadmoose: Begging⚘CockSuckerz At last I finally did it! I was finally able to hack into my neighbor’s “boytoy”. The ultimate test was to have it do me a service just a few steps away from our apartments. It’s
chiptheandroid:“Cole was the first artificial lifeform I’ve ever encountered.” a testimonial to our office began. “He played on our college team with me as a receiver and he never made a mistake, never partied, and never slept with the hoards
chiptheandroid: Maintenance on Chip Carson “Operational.” - Jonas Carson“Thanks Dad, I needed that.” - Chip“That’s what I’m here for.” - Jonas As hot a robot as they get!
chiptheandroid: My roommate Steve is the most polite android you could ever want to meet. Even in the middle of personal maintenance on his waste disposal system (the white box seen in the left part of his open hatch), which hadn’t been pulverizing
chiptheandroid: ALPHA BETA CHARLIE In the distant future Android copies or “Betas” are used for the purpose of trial dates. If the person likes the Beta, they can book a date with the real person. However one girl named Kate is not interested in a
chiptheandroid: Austin: Ready to Serve Austin comes with easy, ready-to-change extremities so you can customize his systems to your liking. Here we see his owner about to issue his first command to Austin, before realizing he wants to use one of the
chiptheandroid: Chris Elkins: Programming Mode While Chris operates just fine autonomously at home, his owner occasionally sends him out and about to collect video of hunks working out at the gym to add to his stash of porn. In this photo, Chris was
chiptheandroid: Last weekend one of our competitor’s androids walked in our repair-shop door and instantly it smelled like smoke.“What’s up man? You smell like smoke!” one of our techs said as he walked in. “Affirmative. My systems are damaged.
chiptheandroid: UNIT-2694U He’s a former man.He’s now a fully functional android, converted by nanites into an artificial being.He’s programmed to assimilate you into the silver lycra collective.Resistance is sexy, but futile. Please, assimilate
chiptheandroid: muscleorlando: Daddy had to take a look at his boys progress John knew that Joel had an access panel somewhere, he just had to find it. He ordered the unit to initiate a flexing program, then used the opportunity to check it’s body
