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chickpeatramp: If I tell you that I’m on day two or three of my period and you say you “don’t mind a little blood”, clearly you do not understand day two or three of periods. To put it bluntly, it is going to look like I gave birth to you. Day
chickpeatramp: petition to replace the phrase “i’m in love” with “i caught the feelie five thousands”
chickpeatramp: well i’m twenty three and white which means my average at best looks are set to expire in approximately two years. *sigh* may as well stop procrastinating and start the painstaking process of developing a personality
chickpeatramp: But is the pussy gluten-free? Yes
browngirlblues: chickpeatramp: But is the pussy gluten-free? Yes Gluten freeSoy freeNut freeNo artificial colors or flavors
chickpeatramp: deanogram: vegans and vegetarians trying to make me feel bad for eating meat is the same thing as people trying to ban gay marriage because they think it’s wrong Nope WHAT LOL
chickpeatramp replied to your post “If you’re ever in Pittsburgh, go to brillobox and get the Wells…” Ahhh, why haven’t I run into you in the Pittsburgh? ! Are you in Pittsburgh???
chickpeatramp replied to your post “chickpeatramp replied to your post “If you’re ever in Pittsburgh, go…” I am! I was in bloomfield with my man for a bit, but ill be moving to friendship within the next few days. Where are you? what???
kayteexlouise replied to your post “chickpeatramp replied to your post “chickpeatramp replied to your post…” I may be moving to pgh soon. Worth it? its a very live-able city, not too expensive. There are a lot of changes going on now, a lot
chickpeatramp replied to your post “chickpeatramp replied to your post “chickpeatramp replied to your post…” Yeesss! We can have a Spak Bros. date! ugh yes please!
chickpeatramp: Life goal—drunkenly piss in as many snooty rich people yards as humanly possible. My favorite activity
chickpeatramp: i’d like to propose a toast to everyone who, after years of slumming, is finally sleeping with someone entirely out of their league. we made it guys, we made it. Still waiting for this day
chickpeatramp: As a woman, I think you don’t realize how few male friends you actually trust until you’re drunk at a bar and you need one to take you home. True. That’s how you know which one is a good guy, and which one was just waiting for
chickpeatramp: *care about animal rights Other people: God, you care about animals? There are so many problems in the world. Why don’t you care about a real issue? *care about a “real” issue Other people: What you think you’re just gonna change
chickpeatramp: Weekend goal: perfect seitan stroganoff, fucked by an angel banana chocolate peanut butter weed cake
chickpeatramp: The whole “Haha bitch, I’m riding your man’s dick” form of female empowerment needs to go away forever. You’re not cute, you’re fucking deranged. Please go take your place upon the throne of unwanted, plebe dick on low self-esteem
chickpeatramp: browngirlblues: What is it about relationships that make people so fucking annoying The worst part is I’m aware of how annoyingy my relationship probably is to people but I don’t know how to not be fucking happy as shit about being
chickpeatramp: i want my tombstone to one day read “here lies the only human being on earth who would willingly and regularly devour a plate of steamed, plain tofu” I used to eat tofu raw Unseasoned Cold
chickpeatramp: Won’t call anyone attractive unless theyre a borderline fucking Adonis while I walk around looking like a sleeve of saltines Lmfao
chickpeatramp: qloobs: evrek4: revolucionvegana: qloobs: maybe vegans are so shitty bc their food tastes like someone shit on a plate and called it organic Maybe nonvegans are so shitty bc their food actually contains fecal bacteria. owned. I’d
chickpeatramp: treekisser: Oh hello! Vegan athlete Dominick Thompson makes The Tree Kisser ”Animals Are Not Fabric” tee look pretty damn good! Still available in all sizes right here: http://bit.ly/1lIP08x well then
chickpeatramp: the fact that people go to zoos for dates just baffles me. like, “oh honey, check out this depressed, caged animal that looks like it wants to jump out of its skin!” “ooh, yes, its like a metaphor for the future of this relationship”
julroses: six selfies from 2014, has been a very decent year, probably the best. I tag africanandvegan, littleyellowfirelights ukucutie browngirlblues cocodura chickpeatramp shayneelouise kale-drogo fucktahpolice (sorry in advance if you’ve already
chickpeatramp: noanimalswereharmedpodcast:Avoiding studies for 2+ hr podcast editing sessions. Making a three hour conversation about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre into a thirty minute one might be the death of me. No Animals Were Harmed In The Making
