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I’m pretty sure this hat beats out the chicken hat for the Sheer and Utter Ugliness Award. Which, let me tell you, I did not think could possibly be done.
When that urge suddenly hits you…
“What… We got to playing ‘truth or dare’… the alcohol made us a little brave, and Trey dared be to suck his cock in front of Kevin… I wasn’t letting those two tease me for chicken in out. It’s just
coffeechicken: coffeechicken: I was assaulted by the big tiddy lord. Forgive my Chicken Soul. I really haven’t drawn Vao in a long time. Please also forgive me for that.
megasxxxlr: justblacklistme: THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG Tip: that’s Michelle Trachtenberg
angiemariedreams: glimmermerephoto x angiemariedreams No, I’ve never had sex in my skates. I was holding out for a particularly sexy merby player but he chickened out on me.
harlequinnade: first impressions: x-men and x-men: days of future past
mumfordoftheroad: mumfordandsonsfantasies: All I ask for is 15 minutes of Winston’s time and a bucket of chicken. why did that sound extremely kinky to me
itsallgoodtogo: ‘C'mon son, don’t you ever get tired of watching me undress? I’m no spring chicken you know.” “Gosh mom, I guess you just don’t know how sexy and fuckable you are. Take my word for it.”
mistress-alices-lustyland: You’ve chickened out on me for the last time now hold still.
My sister is in the process of buying my niece a Joy Division shirt…… If that goose ever said that to my niece we’d be eating a bird for dinner…. And let me tell you it wouldn’t be a chicken. But yeah I wouldn’t
lithiumvision: p-alecocaine: that chicken she kept under her bed freaked me out ✧ click for similar posts ✧
amateursmakemehappy: Follow me for the beautiful women. Updated daily. http://amateursmakemehappy.tumblr.com Chicken tenders!
I feel like I’ve been sick for like ever. Someone please buy me chicken noodle soup and cuddle me
porcelainbbw: Having food sent to your house is a godsend for fatties like me! I aim to have it a few times a week (but I would love to have it a lot more). Here I sit down to a chicken & mushroom pizza, donner kebab roll and chips. I always enjoy
grophland: #FOOD I HAVE… UNDERESTIMATED HOW MUCH I WANT TO EAT LIVER AND AM RAPIDLY RUNNING OUT. I EAT LIVER EVERY DAY. I ONLY BOUGHT 1 POUND OF CHICKEN LIVERS TO LAST ME THE WEEK… WHEN I RUN OUT I WILL HAVE TO TURN TO ORGAN HARVESTING FOR MY FIX
miniar:Come find me… hansmjons on snapchat… For more dog and stuff why he look like roast chicken
lifegoesoninmydream666:0nigum0: All I want for Valentine’s Day is someone to bring me pizza, and hamburgers, and chicken pot pie, and scalloped potatoes, and veggie lasagna, and lemon pound cake, and cheesecake, and brownies, and peanut butter cookies,
0nigum0: All I want for Valentine’s Day is someone to bring me pizza, and hamburgers, and chicken pot pie, and scalloped potatoes, and veggie lasagna, and lemon pound cake, and cheesecake, and brownies, and peanut butter cookies, and red velvet cake,
one-for-all-plus-ultra: chicken-burrito-official: lusec: scientists be running experimence i’m testing a thearie don’t mind me just writing my theseus
meeshyarts: So how about that new 15 minute TF2 video guys? Cause yeah. I screeched like a parrot for probably an hour after it came out. Seduce by Me: Me! Bucket of Chicken by: Coey! — Spy: Unisex || Tank Scout: Unisex || Tank || Baseball
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officialwhitegirls: haemus: bombing: i was in starbucks taking a picture of my chicken machiatto for my boho summer blog when some girl wearing a tardis shirt saw me and hissed “hipster blog” so i hissed “superwholocker” and she grabbed me
xekstrin: megasxxxlr: justblacklistme: THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG Tip: that’s Michelle Trachtenberg #note to self#krissy’s next swear? YES!!!!
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i-sucked-dick-on-accident: helloo911:spoonie-sone:connoisseurofcute:ultrafacts:charliemayart:ultrafacts: (Fact Source) For more facts, follow Ultrafacts LOOK AT THESE CHICKENS OH MY GODThese things are so cute they make me angry.I think it’s as
princess-pizza-slut: ✨Having my piercings show through my clothes is my aesthetic. Too bad I’m too chicken to leave my house when they’re showing 🐔 Message me for details on purchasing my content ✨ Keep my caption.
hijefff: hijefff: Photo by: #yojefff | Back to life, back to reality. I’m thinking of doing Hawaii or Cancun in Dec. for my bday! Let me know if you’re down ✈️ @pearlshoeless (at Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers) Snapchat: hijefff
get-right-with-mike: Take a second to read and see what your money could REALLY get you. Plz tell me where I can buy a pound of chicken breast for 98 cents. I call bs
notvoid:This dude that works at my local taco bell says “tacotastic” and when i asked for a chalupa he said “beef steak or chicken which are you pickin”I asked for as many fire sauces he could give me and he said “sure i
madselfiegame: megasxxxlr: justblacklistme: THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG Tip: that’s Michelle Trachtenberg I practically died from laughing at this scene
cyancapsule: Emelie with some lil chickens and a happy bird mom! This image and others can be bought as stickers over at https://society6.com/cyancapsule !See some pictures of the stickers and read my thoughts here!Support me on Patreon for new
gay-art-and-more: masc4femme: Engulfed by Daddy. Now that we’ve all done the family thing, it’s time for a not for family series. A bottom, lying on his back with his legs up always reminds me of a turkey (or chicken) either getting stuffed or waiting
iguanamouth: banesboner: am-pour-me-a-glass: gingadensetsusmokeweed: everyone remembers chicken nugger but what about chichen nuggest nugget nugger nuggest new pokemon evolutionary line forgive me for i have sinned
Having a bad case of the munchies lately for the past three hours… 3 boneless chicken thighs mashed potatoes less than half of my ice cream small bowl of cereal big bowl of mashed potatoes another bowl of cereal This is completely unlike me.
lunar-lavender: mothensidhe: This still makes me laugh so hard, only because this looks like JS in another 10-20 years.This is it. This is my future. Is that motherfucking Ozzy making swears at a kitty for approaching his chicken? :D
gay-art-and-more: Now that we’ve all done the family thing, it’s time for a not for family series. A bottom, lying on his back with his legs up always reminds me of a turkey (or chicken) either getting stuffed or waiting to be stuffed. So this blatant
shittyteenblog: believemeitsdouche: my friend gave me a bouquet of chicken mgnuggets for valentines day G
punk-chicken-radio: the vaselines - jesus wants me for a sunbeam -ax
punk-chicken-radio: talking heads - thank you for sending me an angel -ax and ~PM~
chickenkeeping: bugkeeping: met a very confused bee who thought my pants were a flower today the chickens managed to convince a worryingly large number of people that bees make chicken sounds. all because they couldn’t stop begging me for Treats while
haemus: bombing: i was in starbucks taking a picture of my chicken machiatto for my boho summer blog when some girl wearing a tardis shirt saw me and hissed “hipster blog” so i hissed “superwholocker” and she grabbed me by the collar and whispered
hxhq: me at macdonalds cashier: hello sir wha t can i get for u today me: yeah can i get uhh 4 piece buttermilk chicken tenders and uhhh large sprite cashier: ok will that be all? me:
pokemon-professor-grey: thepolosweater: imsoshive: who know what’s shitty about being an adult? forgetting to take the chicken out … for you to cook for yourself. now you gotta beat your own ass Me
Veronica. The sweetest young lady. She said the most heartfelt thank you to me for believing in her and guiding her to her current career. She made me cry. Her words were so beautiful and sincere. Thank you, Veronica! (at Saffron Thai Grilled Chicken)
tallest-dave: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: MY DAD JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND THREW A CHICKEN STRIP AT ME ITS MIDNIGHT HE WENT TO BED AT SEVEN WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY UPDATE: HE CAME BACK IN MY ROOM AND ASKED FOR THE CHICKEN STRIP
insipid-chives:notvoid:This dude that works at my local taco bell says “tacotastic” and when i asked for a chalupa he said “beef steak or chicken which are you pickin”I asked for as many fire sauces he could give me and he said
memorycycle:memorycycle:thank you sun for growing the grain that fed the chicken that i am eating today and thank you house for letting me sleep in your womb and pee in your mouthjealous of my relationship with her
duckdotcom:cumpster-diving:duckdotcom:people have mad respect for farmers who get up early every morning to collect eggs from the chickens but nobody ever talks about me, the guy who has to get up even earlier to put eggs in the chickens so they can lay
gay-erotic-art: Now that we’ve all done the family thing, it’s time for not for family series. A bottom, lying on his back with his legs up always reminds me of a turkey (or chicken) either getting stuffed or waiting to be stuffed. So this blatant
femdomhotwife-cuckoldpussyboy: So my wife and I made a bet today. She bet me that she had the balls to text Aden directly to fuck me in the ass even though I’m really not down for it. I took the bet thinking she would chicken out but I think I should
shock: shock: love that ubereats calls food delivery “couriers” like it’s some drastic perilous journey to bring me my sandwich Benny shot me in the head for a chicken ranch sub now it’s my mission to kill him dead
