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robclarke: Cluck-o-matic, 1993 One of my favorite and more sexually retarded fantasies is of a grown man clucking like a chicken. I can even make myself go cock-a-doodle-doo if I think about him laying a big golden egg for me.
adogandponyshow: Cluck-o-matic, 1993 One of my favorite and more sexually retarded fantasies is of a grown man clucking like a chicken. I can even make myself go cock-a-doodle-doo if I think about him laying a big golden egg for me. Bodyswap is one
harvzilla:adogandponyshow: Cluck-o-matic, 1993 One of my favorite and more sexually retarded fantasies is of a grown man clucking like a chicken. I can even make myself go cock-a-doodle-doo if I think about him laying a big golden egg for me. Bodyswap
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stuck in the apartment writing crack fic because its too damn hot outside. what does that mean for you? shitty pictures no one cares about! yaaay! i didnt put on amy bb cream today, so all of my random shitty freckles are reminding me that they exist.
leanai-dearmad: Chickens for Zooz
took-me-like-a-hurricane: the-absolute-funniest-posts: blameaspartame: honk honk beep beep This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog. I seriously thought that was a giant chicken for a second there…. HAHAHA WTF
02. Four years after The Battle of Hogwarts, Molly Weasley was busy preparing The Burrow for Ron's birthday meal. She was bustling about the kitchen and barking orders at everyone. 'Get the chicken out of the oven for me, Fred!' Molly, mistakenly, barked
Lu, SK, and I got drunk as hell in Brooklyn, picked up some Fried Chicken and waited 20 minutes for the subway while stuffing our faces like no other. Lu lies down on the subway and the cops come by and wake him up telling him he’s taking up too
lovelara: “I wish you didn’t have to post it up. I wish you’d save a little bit just for me.” hate that song so good. have my pics! Gods know I don’t need these collecting virtual dust on my phone (;
“You were reaching for someone else.” fuck……. this got me FUCKITY BYE
I’ve got a hankering for those Burger King chicken fries. I’ve been watching Bob’s Burger’s Season 5, and they kept rolling an ad for them. Haven’t had me some chicken fries in a long time.
for-general-madness: Inktober day 16: Fat.@ephinhell :)[Other Days] i cannot believe the fucKiNg chICkEns are haunting me from beyond the gravekinks got me like:
bahoryell: mockwa: Beethoven — Fur Chiken #this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)
All I want for Valentine’s Day is someone to bring me pizza, and hamburgers, and chicken pot pie, and scalloped potatoes, and veggie lasagna, and lemon pound cake, and cheesecake, and brownies, and peanut butter cookies, and red velvet cake, and
pitchblackglow: I got 20 chicken nuggets 10 for me and 10 for me
sashayed: sashayed: sashayed: me in a dark forest hammering on the door of Nate Silver’s chicken-legged witch hut: WHERE ARE THE RESULTS Nate Silver, through a chink in the door: patience, traveler! even the East Coast polls are not yet closed.
algrenion: “i wish i lived in the country side!” no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week
asexualgem: So I got the best request in the world today - Pearl as a chicken! (with bonus bby Steven) Thank you for giving me a reason to draw this, I hope you like it!
chicken-grease-peace-nipples: lepetitebourgeoisie: paper-thin-rainbow: slacktory: ryanhatesthis: Well, that’s enough internet for me today. I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness. *Gets up from seat and leaves* its been
skywordsord: when you guys make sad posts and no one responds and you think no one cares no no no noononnonono that’s not true tbh I would totally be fixing up chicken soup for you and hug you if you are sad but I’m jsut not good at wording things…….
euro-trottie: therealmalika: yall are really fucking shit up for me Awesome
05-fubu: 56blogsstillcrazy: when u take her to a nice restaurant for valentines day but she used to soda and nuggets Me *goes to fancy Italian restaurant**looks at menu**can’t understand that shit*“Y'all got Chicken Alfredo?”
whitemanbows2black: misty4blacks6: Nice caption, great girl for Black Cocks. Nice Caption. And it reminds me I gotta pick up some chicken for dinner tonight.
lace: Me: hi thank you for calling Olive Garden how may I take your order! Customer: hi I’d like one chicken parmigiana and a chicken Alfredo Me: alrighty would you like soup or salad with your entrees? Them: Zuppa Toscana on both please Me: no
moniquill: Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?
awallflowerrrr: One day you’re going to need me and I’m going to remember all the times you were never there for me but I think I’ll still run to save you.
Ugh, im sick of getting sick. Its taking a toll on my body. I hurt so bad. Vomiting is not fun at all. Especially when it comes out the nose. Yuck. Fml im so ready for the dr to call me and tell me whats going on.
inmyw0rld: onlyblackgirl: foodffs: Creamy Broccoli, Chicken, and Bacon Pasta Recipe Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked! someone make this for me Hell yea
marcitlali:if a guys dick is above 8 inches like. . slap me with it or something or let me pose next to it for snap chat filters but don’t u dare stick that sh*t in me . . Bitch go fuck a whole roasted chicken not me u ain’t demolishing my walls
punk-chicken-radio: Weezer - El Scorcho~PM~ Your first love song to me @slothman-1 💖“I’m a lot like you so please, hello, I’m here, I’m waitingI think I’d be good for you and you’d be good for me”You’re so good
thingssthatmakemewet:@mossyoakmaster surprised me with a date night and dinner reservations at a cool restaurant/bar near our new house! 🥺🥰💖 tried chicken and waffles for the first time ever and it was delish 😍🤤 also had a พ cocktail
officialcrow: marcitlali: if a guys dick is above 8 inches like. . slap me with it or something or let me pose next to it for snap chat filters but don’t u dare stick that sh*t in me . . Bitch go fuck a whole roasted chicken not me u ain’t demolishing
onnanoko-sekai: smiling-prompto: trilllizard420: sangatsunolion: oh ym fucking god anime is cancelled FOR GOOD can i offer you an egg in these trying times? This is worse than the chicken nugget animation. This gave me polio
Think I might play around in Sai later and sketch KH Heartless porn for bit. Really wish I wasn’t too chicken shit and nervous as fuck when it comes to people watching me draw. Streaming has always interested me. I’ve been hit by all kinds
so this is a weird thing to be excited about BUT IM GONNA EAT FRIED CHICKEN FOR DINNER TOMORROW motherfucking popeye’s
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