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dlubes: vengefulgoddess728: harryorgans: two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids looks more like an orgy someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are
staytruebluerose: Hahaha xD
wowfunniestposts: wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED. IT WAS SUICIDE! My whole life is a LIEEEE! MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD JOKE IS BASED ON A SUICIDAL CHICKEN. Looks like it’s not a joke after all
ohfuckyeahmemes: Anti-Joke Chicken
ohfuckyeahmemes: Anti-joke Chicken
ragecomicarchive: Meme Comic - Party For those unaware of these animals you can see them in action here: Socially Awkward Penguin Paranoid Parrot Anti-Joke Chicken I can relate…
One joke, An entire multiverse-worth of punchlines.Most of them awful.
Looks like the significance of this piece was… eggxaggerated
My mom said that if this post get 20,000,000,000,000,003 likes she will buy my gay dog a fluffy chicken and respect its identity as a rooster
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the
just-shower-thoughts: The “Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side” joke is actually a pun about death.
chibiknightcrossing: chibiknightcrossing: jokes on you guys OC stands for offended chicken WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT THIS BACK
jam-ez101: tredlocity: “beef” means feud “chicken” means coward when someone asks “beef or chicken” it could be interpreted as someone asking you “wanna fight, or are you a coward?” I finally understand the joke now Thanks I just
tredlocity: “beef” means feud“chicken” means cowardwhen someone asks “beef or chicken” it could be interpreted as someone asking you “wanna fight, or are you a coward?”I finally understand the joke now
prussiandragon: birdblogwhichisforbirds: malaayna: romanw3: I know this is a joke but my ADHD brain wont let me scroll You can buy these little clip thingos?? I forget what their called But I toss and turn like a headless chicken in a wind tunnel
Craved chicken nuggets today bc I’ve been thinking about my inside joke with @badlilblubunny but Paul says no, I have to have a sandwich instead. Little girl problems 🐣 They need to take our demands seriously.
seriouslyamerica: It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny. Wait WAT
….. not sure if this is a joke or not…
mylittlefilly: Cross the Road They Said by ~SketchyJackie Aw, poor Scootaloo. She never gets a break with the chicken jokes. Poor Scootsy <3
askmeaniebelle: #166 Stalkerloo: I’ll REALLY be happy when people get over these chicken jokes… XD!
appledress: ru-screwd: 49. Take out at Brower barely gives you any food. #ruscrewd Is this a fucking joke?! LUNCH TAKEOUT IS TOO MUCH. I AM ONE PERSON, WHY DO I NEED TWO CHICKEN PATTIES D: ALSO, WHY DO I NEED 20 CHICKEN NUGGETS?
qwertyas134: my weak-ass brain always turns my nightmares into jokes right b4 im abt 2 b eaten or something alien isolation looks so cool but realistically im way 2 chicken 2 ever play it
voiceactresskurutta: just-shower-thoughts: I just realized that “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” is a joke about suicide I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WONDERING FOREVER HOW THAT JOKE WAS AN ACTUAL JOKEAND NOW IT’S EVEN WORSE
wowfunniestposts: wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED. IT WAS SUICIDE! My whole life is a LIEEEE! MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD JOKE IS BASED ON A SUICIDAL CHICKEN. Looks like it’s not a joke after all this blog is epic
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur
thedailymeme: Anti-Joke Chicken Well, that’s just a bad ending to my all-time favorite joke.
traceexcalibur: well it looks like we can’t make jokes anymore, NO jokes allowed, I can’t even make a “why did the chicken cross the road” joke, because— wait what do you MEAN I can still make jokes like that? what do you MEAN some humour is
collegehumor: The 40 Dirtiest Jokes From Rocko’s Modern Life It took 3 seasons for the censors to catch Chokey Chicken so imagine how many more jokes went unnoticed.
thebuttkingpost: tredlocity: “beef” means feud “chicken” means coward when someone asks “beef or chicken” it could be interpreted as someone asking you “wanna fight, or are you a coward?” I finally understand the joke now
tiny chicken disease
gantalope: olipher-xo: barbie-island: highwayy-unicornn: justtrolling: chaystar: wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED. IT WAS SUICIDE! My whole life is a LIEEEE! MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD JOKE IS BASED ON A SUICIDAL CHICKEN. ^^^^^^^A SUICIDAL CHICKEN HAHHA
planetplumbob: explosive-jingly-tardis: twofingerswhiskey: MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON
asskawa: Ushijima reminds me of those people you have to explain jokes to and then don’t even laugh after. Or the kind who ruin jokes by saying something stupid like “what..that’s impossible, chickens don’t cross roads they live on farms”
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
just-shower-thoughts: I realized the joke, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” To get to the other side" was a suicide joke.
thepizzawasaggressive: Peridot with her book of memes and bad chicken jokes (Amethyst approves)
barbie-island: highwayy-unicornn: justtrolling: chaystar: wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED. IT WAS SUICIDE! My whole life is a LIEEEE! MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD JOKE IS BASED ON A SUICIDAL CHICKEN. ^^^^^^^A SUICIDAL CHICKEN HAHHA oh shit WHY WOULD YOU DO
twofingerswhiskey: explosive-tardis: twofingerswhiskey: MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON
traceexcalibur: well it looks like we can’t make jokes anymore, NO jokes allowed, I can’t even make a “why did the chicken cross the road” joke, because— wait what do you MEAN I can still make jokes like that? what do you MEAN some humour
