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pppeeepee: This gets me hard every time

I swear every time I go to make fried chicken I’m somehow out of canola oil

diamondsonmygrill: me leaving school on fridays me every time some woman views my profile on a dating site but is too chicken shit to message me…

haruprince: pissfreak: pissfreak: LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my

teaboot: zaynsamosa: white person: *eats chicken tikka masala once* i just…. i feel so connected… to indian culture …. I’m learning to speak islam…. check out my third eye….. chakra Every time I see this. Every damn time. I’m immediately

hannahhectic: teaboot: zaynsamosa: white person: *eats chicken tikka masala once* i just…. i feel so connected… to indian culture …. I’m learning to speak islam…. check out my third eye….. chakra Every time I see this. Every damn time. I’m

I WANT TO COME OUT TO A FRIEND AND I’VE SEEN HER ALMOST EVERY OTHER DAY THIS WEEK, BUT I CHICKENED OUT EVERY FUCKING TIME. COME ON, SELF, YOU CAN DO THIS. SHE’S GOING TO BE MAD THAT I DIDN’T TELL HER SOONER, BECAUSE I KNOW SHE’LL

farorescourage: pimptav: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one i really want you to get that chicken man If it makes you feel better I reblog this every time I see

jackismechajesus: Today, my Calculus teacher taught us how to make a chicken with a dish towel. My mother always bitches about how I fold towels because it’s not the way she does it. From now on, every time I fold a towel, I am going to make it

teaboot: zaynsamosa: white person: *eats chicken tikka masala once* i just…. i feel so connected… to indian culture …. I’m learning to speak islam…. check out my third eye….. chakra Every time I see this. Every damn time. I’m immediately

haruprince: pissfreak: pissfreak: LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my

jackismechajesus: Today, my Calculus teacher taught us how to make a chicken with a dish towel. My mother always bitches about how I fold towels because it’s not the way she does it. From now on, every time I fold a towel, I am going to make it

haruprince: pissfreak: pissfreak: LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my

extraneousredux: My favorite salad. Wood grilled chilled chicken, mixed greens, bleu cheese, sugar roasted pecans, dried cranberries, green apple, raspberry chipotle vinaigrette. Served cold and fresh on a chilled plate with a chilled fork. Every time.

haruprince: pissfreak: pissfreak: LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my

augustdementhe: bogleech: How people can mistakenly think or just subconsciously feel food works: there are “unhealthy” foods like pizza or fried chicken and “healthy” foods like fruit salad or steamed vegetables. Every time you eat an “unhealthy”

A choice: two hot and fresh, crispy, crunchy chicken breasts from Popeye's Chicken, with two sides of your choice, and a fresh from the oven buttermilk biscuit OR you get to play with a chick of your choice titties, but no sex

sheriffswan: I know this is daredevil but every time the characters refer to Hell’s Kitchen I can’t help but expect a very angry Gordon Ramsay to come out of nowhere to yell that the chicken is fucking raw you dickheads

jackismechajesus: Today, my Calculus teacher taught us how to make a chicken with a dish towel. My mother always bitches about how I fold towels because it’s not the way she does it. From now on, every time I fold a towel, I am going to make it

haruprince: pissfreak: pissfreak: LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my

haruprince: pissfreak: pissfreak: LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my

bvddhist: bulbacsar:u-gotta-kik:This picture is Fox News’ worst nightmareA republican’s back goes out every time this is reblogged hippie | organic | spiritual

evilregale:hart-2big:guidetrainlove:One that maintains a conversation record.YES…FUCKING…PLEASEI will reblog this every time it is on my dash until this happens. (and don’t get rid of the messages I already have when you make the switch) !!!!!!!!

jackismechajesus: Today, my Calculus teacher taught us how to make a chicken with a dish towel. My mother always bitches about how I fold towels because it’s not the way she does it. From now on, every time I fold a towel, I am going to make it

monkeysaysficus: blue-eyed-skeleton: haruprince: pissfreak: pissfreak: LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add

yrbff: madlori: sheriffswan: I know this is daredevil but every time the characters refer to Hell’s Kitchen I can’t help but expect a very angry Gordon Ramsay to come out of nowhere to yell that the chicken is fucking raw you dickheads I DON’T

yrbff: madlori: sheriffswan: I know this is daredevil but every time the characters refer to Hell’s Kitchen I can’t help but expect a very angry Gordon Ramsay to come out of nowhere to yell that the chicken is fucking raw you dickheads I DON’T

I have literally done every chicken impression on this show, at various times in my life, to zero applause or recognition. It’s on my list of secret qualifiers for the love of my life.

haruprince: pissfreak: pissfreak: LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my

silh0uettic: Worked 9 hours today and the place was dead so I spent the whole time reading every type of magazine: celebrity, music, tattoo, motorbikes, murder, chickens, knitting, batman comics and porn wooOo what a day

sexypantyboi: Every time I tell myself before masturbating that THIS will be the time I taste a lil of the cum…I always chicken out. Smh.

sexypantyboi: Every time I tell myself before masturbating that THIS will be the time I taste a lil of the cum…I always chicken out. Smh.

sexypantyboi: Every time I tell myself before masturbating that THIS will be the time I taste a lil of the cum…I always chicken out. Smh.

sexypantyboi: Every time I tell myself before masturbating that THIS will be the time I taste a lil of the cum…I always chicken out. Smh.

punk-chicken-radio: Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees LLN Every time 😢

punk-chicken-radio: beck - everybody’s got to learn sometimeeternal sunshine of the spotless mind-ax This makes my heart hurt. Every time.

haruprince: pissfreak: pissfreak: LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my

er0tic-reverie: Every girl remembers the first time she tastes a mans cum, and the work she put in to deserve such a treat.The way your heart raced and you panicked as he unbuckled his belt, and unzipped his jeans.Wondering if you’d chicken out and

aresmarked: plantanarchy: ampervadasz: Unmute ! I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her she says “chicken. song” [A bombastic orchestral piece plays, to which the chicken steps in time.]

haruprince: pissfreak: pissfreak: LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my

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