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princekarkat: i see this and think “wow! the spotted paint brush does that to a lupe? i’ll bet all the other pets look so cool!” THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A NOT-SUCKY BRUSH FOR A CHIA.
appledress: donnerdont: princekarkat: i see this and think “wow! the spotted paint brush does that to a lupe? i’ll bet all the other pets look so cool!” THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A NOT-SUCKY BRUSH FOR A CHIA. FALSE. Apple Magical Chia Pop.
aestheticrequiem: lastqueenofmars: kittenesque: themockingcrows: Every single sick day, between the shows that were interesting, these would pound into my damn head. THAT WAS A LOT OF SICK DAYS, AND A LOT OF REPEATS OF THESE COMMERCIALS, I CAN HEAR
dammit-jim-im-a-blog: hang-the-bastard: ladywarblerforever: hang-the-bastard: sfveganyogi: Maggie Menu On the menu for Maggie tonight is puréed sweet potato, puréed brown rice, sprouted organic tofu, chia seeds, and digestive enzymes. Does she
retrogradeworks: crucifigo: hang-the-bastard: ladywarblerforever: hang-the-bastard: sfveganyogi: Maggie Menu On the menu for Maggie tonight is puréed sweet potato, puréed brown rice, sprouted organic tofu, chia seeds, and digestive enzymes. Does
stilldoingscience: aesthetically-shitposting: stilldoingscience: You know I’ve never done a chia pet but I tried really hard You know what? He’d be proud of you Thank you
theawesomeadventurer: gymleadercheren: so there’s this item on neopets called chia flour and what it does is basically, you’re in the battledome against someone else’s pet and you lob it at em and it turns them into a yellow chia. the thing is,
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gameandwatch: gameandwatch: children are like chia pets but instead of adding water you add semen what the fuck did i just type
gymleadercheren: so there’s this item on neopets called chia flour and what it does is basically, you’re in the battledome against someone else’s pet and you lob it at em and it turns them into a yellow chia. the thing is, the effect doesn’t
unclefather: storybookplotholes: unclefather: me: *sits on a chia pet*me: I can’t WAIT for it to grow Sierra, what are you implying? It’ll grow up my butt!
kylesuselesspostings: mainstreamrevolution: A how-to on growing moss graffiti. Enviro-graffiti. I like it. It’s like a vandal’s chia-pet.
harleyquinnsmissconduct: This dress… I feel it should have a puppy or a chia pet or a toddler sitting in it, its like one of those baby carriers but this one is the slutty edition lol *for when you gotta go to the club but you couldn’t find a babysitter*
