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If you have ever been on Chatroulette then Slutroulette may seem pretty familiar. The name certainly will sound familiar, but once you load up the site it will all seem pretty damn simple. If I have one complaint it’s the insistence that I sign up for
Girls Picking Up Girls. ♥ “Why the fuck not?” ♥
acenolan: Anyone have a good way of getting rid of writer’s block? I usually get up and go for a walk but I know music helps some people too.
acenolan: I’m sorry to hear that. I’m sure they understood, though. If not, they’re an idiot. I threw up in his car… I wouldn’t blame him if he didn’t understand.
maylivingston: I got the dress from Zara and I got the jacket from the fashion closet to wear to a PR event. I am pretty sure it was made by an up and coming young designer based here in Miami! That’s amazing. I can’t wait to see what
jordan-reet: Sadly it’s not a brand you can find in stores. Well normal stores, it’s from a health store that I pick up alot from when I drive to see my parents. So either you can drive or let me give you the present of tea. That’s true, I got
krugerphotography: I need someone who can hold decent conversation to join me for lunch today. Another air head model and I’ll end up breaking something which I’ll end up regretting later. Have you been hanging out mainly with the models we use
jordan-reet: Haha well they can wake me up, just not at the break of dawn, because that means shortly after you’d be woken up too for breakfast. And no one likes getting up that early no matter how good my omelette and French toast may be its less
jordan-reet: Good because I really didn’t feel like getting up. I’m way too comfortable here with you. [ Giggling, Anna smiled up at him She moved up a bit and leaned in towards his face, her body still laying down, but this time on her stomach
jordan-reet: [ His hands weren’t under her shirt long when her worked up the courage to slide it up, pulling his lips away from hers long enough to slip her shirt off, his lips quickly found hers again. Tossing her shirt to the side his hands came
jordan-reet: [Shaking his head and laughing when she patted his head and he smirked.] I didn’t know if you’d mind… but since you bring it up [His hands moved over her lower body, and up over her breasts, his teeth catching her lower lip tugging
jordan-reet: No not at all, we are on great terms, She doesn’t tell me that there are other girls that would be better for me out there. But I blew up on her and she the point to chill out. You blew up at her? Oh I didn’t mean for that to
jordan-reet: It’s been alittle while since we’ve had Chinese? I really wish I would have met you sooner then I did Miss Banks. You read my mind! I wish that too Jordan, all the time. Just gotta make up for lost time now.
jordan-reet: [Watching every reaction of hers, it made him smirk even wider, hearing her breath change, feeling the bumps over her skin when she shivered. His eyes widened when he brought them up over the exposed skin, his hands caressed over her
jordan-reet: [Jordan smiled widely when she agreed to his idea, that was exactly what he wanted a night where it could be just them.] That sounds perfect, under the stars. [His lips parted from her breast and started kissing up her chest to her neck.]
jordan-reet: [Jordan looked down at the woman, his lopsided smile plastered across his face.] Well that just means we have to make up for all those times. [He shot her a wink, bringing his hand to her face pushing a few pieces of hair from her face,
jordan-reet: [He nodded and smirked still.] That’s okay with me I’m fine with making it up whenever we can. [Letting out a soft groan when her hand moved over him, feeling how hard she and her amazing body made him. His lips found hers trying to
jordan-reet: [He wasn’t sure if it was the fact that he was with her or the fact that it had been so long since he had been touched this way. The countless times he accidentally worked himself up, only to have to either do it himself or just take a
jordan-reet: I was actually still awake, I stayed up late, I was playing the guitar and then I looked at the clock and time just got lost. You can always wake me up by crawling in bed with me though, that’s why you have a key beautiful. Oh nice, what
jordan-reet: Yes ma’am. I’m sure I’d like to wake up next to my girlfriend any and every day I can get. You don’t even need to sneak in, you can wake me up and be like hey lets cuddle. I’ll cuddle you and fall back asleep. You are so adorable
jackson-alexander: No it’s fine, If you want I can take it to my mechanic to patch it up [He tightened the bolts of the spare tire and began lowering the car down] You’re good to go! Oh you don’t have to do that. You’ve done so much
jackson-alexander: What if I just don’t show up then? Seriously, Anna.. it’s fine. I’m helping a friend, you don’t need to repay me. Guess I’m gonna have to bring the coffee to your office then…
jordan-reet: Jordan tensed up feeling her rub teasing over his jeans, it wasn’t a bad thing he just hadn’t expected her touch. Smirking softly he kept massaging her, ignoring the thoughts that came through his head when she touched him. Seeing
matt-delancy: Will do! A few minutes later, the lights in her apartment flashed to let her know Matt was at her door. After she opened it, she gave him a warm grin. “hey Matt, come on in.” she welcomed him before picking up her dog Lucy
matt-delancy: “I think I get it. Who are you going there with?” he asked before the lights flickered. He saw her get the pizza and put himself up grabbing his wallet. “How much was it?” he asked once she was facing him. He had
matt-delancy: Once again he found himself raising his eyebrows at her, and he wondered why it seemed so uncomfortable for her to talk about sex. It was a natural thing, no need to be all worked up at the mention of it. “I… Uh… Think that’s
jordan-reet: Jordan wasn’t sure why Anna was so worried about not doing something he didn’t like, he wasn’t hard to please, specially if it was Anna, she was so easy at getting him worked up in all the right ways. Feeling her lips against his abs
matt-delancy: Great! So think up of a nice dedication too, cause I bet a lot of people would love to see your story! I promise, I will think up a great dedication. I hope they will!
matt-delancy: Not really. I bounced around quite a few places when I was growing up. California was just where I ended up staying for the longest… Oh okay. Is that where you went to school too?
jordan-reet: I love you too. [He finished his wine, and stood up from his chair.] Would you like to go watch something or sit down in the living room? [He asked curiously before walking behind her and started rubbing her shoulders.] [ Relaxing into
jordan-reet: [Pressing a sweet long kiss against her lips, he watched her stand up and take his hand in hers.] Something scary or something funny? [He asked curiously.] Scary. [ Anna smiled as she took a seat on the couch, admiring him while he worked
jordan-reet: [Jordan laughed lightly when she cursed, it was still hot to hear her do, like him she didn’t do it much. Watching his friend lean against the counter and pick up a brownie that sat on the plate on the counter, Marcus never let his eyes
jordan-reet: [Jordan’s face turned bright red, then Anna offered to leave and he shook his head quickly.] No please stay. Marcus can I catch up with you later? [ He asked politely, wanting to spend the time with his girlfriend right now. Marcus nodded.]
jordan-reet: [He smiled looking up to her, running his hands over her sides as she settled back onto his lap.] I completely understand that. I’m glad we weren’t doing too much because I wouldn’t have wanted him to see you wearing anything less.
nat-rossbtc: annabellebanks: Actually he said he hopes you get the message that he isn’t interested in you. It’s so cute how desperate you are to stick up for him. I’m not sticking up for him. I’m telling you what he said to me.
jordan-reet: “Well that just means you need to let loose more.” He winked, being playful obviously. Pulling up to the bar and parking his car. She laughed, “Well I’m almost always the designated driver.” she reminded him
jordan-reet: Getting out of the car he came around to the other side, wrapping his arm around her. ” All the more reason to not be, and it’s night time.” He joked as they entered the bar. Leaning into his side, she smiled up at him. “Are
jordan-reet: “If it’s you it’s never a terrible sight.” He smiled and thanked the waitress when she brought their drinks over. Their fingers lacing and he started to run his finger over her skin softly. “Unless I throw up in your
jordan-reet: Seeing her wide eyed as she looked over to him. Smiling when she leaned in and spoke quietly so no one would hear them. He shrugged slightly. “Whatever you want, whatever comes up…” He smirked at his insinuation. “I mean eventually
jordan-reet: Once he belt was undone, he unzipped hs pants and unbuttoned them, pulling them down leaving him in his boxers in front of her. When she said she hadn’t either it made him hope she was going to take him up on his offer of joining. Once
jordan-reet: He looked up to her with that sexy smirk she loved so much when she rolled her hips into his. He knew she was going to act innocent and that was fine he just didn’t want to say something that was off putting to her. His hands ran over
jordan-reet: Jordan smiled and looked up into her eyes. “So eventually you’d like to have a ring on that pretty little finger of yours? I mean I’m not asking you now to marry me, but I can say I’m certain you’re the one I want to put that ring
malachidavenport: I was going to offer myself up for auction, but I decided that would be too big of a risk. Haha. I was actually expecting someone to do just that. What are you going to put up for auction instead of yourself?
theodorestone: Is that boyfriend of yours cooking up dinner? Or are you cooking it up for him? We haven’t even talked about it yet. We’ll probably both cook, together. I don’t want him to do everything. What about you? Any fun plans?
erin-ellingson: annabellebanks: Yeah. Hopefully she’ll warm up to me eventually. I’m sure she will! So what are you up to tonight?
ma-morrison: We’ll have to see about that… I end up messing things up quite regularly… But, thanks nevertheless… Well hopefully Theo will understand, if you do accidentally mess things up.
malachidavenport: I’ve got some movies playing, I made some coffee, and I have some editing to finish up. What about you? I just got back from getting pizza with Erin. Jordan’s passed out so I’m just cleaning up the house.
malachidavenport: That sounds.. fun. The pizza was fun. Got to catch up with her and all that. Cleaning up, not so much.
mini-stratford: annabellebanks: I haven’t heard from him in five days Mini. I think it’s a little pass the whole “oh he’ll show up eventually.” Stage Have you tried contacting hospitals, the police or anything of the sorts? After five days
mini-stratford: annabellebanks: I sent an email but haven’t heard anything back. Sending an e-mail doesn’t work… You either call and make demands - but that would be hard for you, right? -, or you just show up there on a mission. Yeah, I can’t
mini-stratford:And just when I thought they really didn’t have anything better to come up with… Honestly, that kind of genre is completely overrated. And I absolutely detest the shaky camera they make us sit through for like an hour and a half. Oh
mini-stratford:I just refuse to subject myself to something like it. Unless I somehow end up having to attend the premiere, in that case, then I’ll probably end up snoozing through the whole thing. I know it’s not one of the best things, but, I did
Every Friday night i get chatted up by some drunk person stumbling into my back seat.
I’m super bored, send me your best chat up lines bcuz they’re always fun