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charlesoberonn: Normal TV Schedules Steven Universe Schedule
charlesoberonn: luxtempestas: new cool posture
charlesoberonn: revedas: THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THIS EPISODE AIRES 43 YEARS AFTER THE ORIGINAL SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU
charlesoberonn:This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.
charlesoberonn:This comic successfully fused millennial rumor and boomer humor.
charlesoberonn: Biology tells you you’re 70% water Chemistry tells you you’re 60% oxygen Physics tell you you’re 99.99999999% empty space And I tell you you’re 100% a cutie.
charlesoberonn: Please don’t tell girls “The boy who’s picking on you actually just likes you” Even if it’s true, you shouldn’t teach girls to respect that sort of affection. And you should definitely not teach boys that expressing their
charlesoberonn: tardis-mind-palace: theselener: friend is mean? friend makes you feel bad? friend doesnt act like a friend? i’m confused do I kill him or what
charlesoberonn: lewishaoki: warcalledlife: Not sure why but this is how my phone took a picture of lightning Looks like it took half of this world, and half of a dark world. It’s so rad and creepy, gives the spook chills Science side here: The
charlesoberonn: No offense, Americans, but your impeachment process is a fucking joke.
charlesoberonn: sword-mlm: WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension The World Health Organization is going to do what?!
charlesoberonn: kikithegirl: uriesays: clatterbane: haydengise: ultrafacts: groovypirate: bee-the-gatekeeper: chauvinistsushi: bebinn: hellkatsally: ultrafacts: Source These dudes are fucking legit. They don’t just show up one day in
charlesoberonn: a-heavily-glazed-donut: l20music: 4sk-l4tul4-pyrop3: micaxiii: deductionfreak: hazelguay: The most valuable chart… yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that // I’m going to reblog this to help all RPers when
charlesoberonn: “How did you get so good at art?” “I picked up a pencil/tablet/brush”
charlesoberonn:Lapis and Peridot are a canon couple/best buddies in the official High School AU
charlesoberonn: Rose Quartz and Pearl Fusion / Rainbow Quartz Dance
charlesoberonn: How does Garnet blush?
charlesoberonn: By George R.R. Martin (1996-ongoing)
charlesoberonn: I like the “young hero finds a clever pacifist way to save the world without resorting to killing his enemy” trope.
charlesoberonn: Reporter: “Madam President, Madam President, one question please!” Connie: “Yes?” Reporter: “Is it true that when you were 13 you rode a giant pink lion while fused with your to-be-husband, holding a magical sword and shield
charlesoberonn: Amethyst: So Pearl, what was more badass: Running away from the human authorities, or Homeworld’s authorities. Pearl: I didn’t run away from Homeworld’s authorities. I usually ran towards them, with my sword in hand. Amethyst:
charlesoberonn: Nerd Character: [sentence with 11th-grade levels of vocabulary and one scientific term] “Normal Person” Character: In English, please.
charlesoberonn: dcstrider: i spent more time on this than i wanna admit knifefuck :)
charlesoberonn: condesces: remus lupin’s patronus is a wolf are you SHITTING me like can you imagine him doing it for the first time and finally succeeding and it’s a fucking wolf and all his classmates are like “oh that’s cool” and meanwhile
charlesoberonn: Conservatives: There are queer undertones in Steven Universe!Steven Universe Writers: You’re right, we’re gonna fix that!Steven Universe Writers: *makes queer tones explicit*
charlesoberonn: crusherccme: found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom I like how some of these responses are polite and even sexy and others are just sick burns. Truly a
charlesoberonn: And people dare call these jobs “unskilled labour”
charlesoberonn: “How did you get so good at art?”“I picked up a pencil/tablet/brush”
charlesoberonn: I was discussing representation of gender in fiction and I was thinking about how the ‘dead wife’ and ‘dead mom’ tropes are way too common in fiction and there was a big imbalance in killing prominently female characters. But
charlesoberonn: When your friends are more than two years younger than you
charlesoberonn: When the protagonist child has access to things a child shouldn’t have access to
charlesoberonn: “Go to sleep in a normal time!” “Get out of your room and off that chair!” “Do your homework!” “Do such chores around the house!” “Focus on your schoolwork!” “Stop
charlesoberonn: freddieboychilton: When someone you thought died in a show suddenly is back Can we please make ‘Shia Surprise’ an official term for this?
charlesoberonn: UK law says that they have to release all documents and files about a certain national event 100 years after that event happenned, even the most classified and secretive files. This means that in 2018, UK will release all top classified
charlesoberonn: This is my favourite selfie. It has so many impressive things that make it amazing.First of all it’s in spaceIt showcases the spacesuit in all its glory, tag and lights and allYou see the space camera, the Earth, and the ISS all in
charlesoberonn:nexya:I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was
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