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“Ooops! Your mom’s seen me naked since we were kids and I thought she was back home. But you’re certainly not her.”“Geez, I’m sorry, Aunt Sue. I… I… I…”“I won’t tell if you
thebrutalizer: Former Chinese factory worker, now a paintoy. Thanks a lot for the submission “These pics are from the early sessions many months ago. As you can see she´s certainly not enjoying it, which made me enjoy it all the more. I also
the-queen-of-ok: spevvy: destinedforjohnlock: john-without-a-holmes: are you fucking kidding me. well hello I have no idea who this is or what the hell is going on but I feel I ought to reblog it because it looks scientifically important. This
U have not lost a single hand yet…who knew I was this bad at poker…I would say u certainly banked on it because u have a confident cocky smile on your face right now…three more pieces of clothing left…thank God I wore panties
1.) New Car 2.) Our own place 3.) Relocating to Chicago area. 4.) Acceptance to the university I applied to. 5.) And last but certainly not least.. I’ll be getting married. :) This is all that 2015 has in store for me and I cannot wait!!
Mom always insisted on being on top. I didn’t mind - it still blew my mind that she even wanted to make love to me, I was certainly not going to do anything that would even begin to change her mind.
privatefamilytime: My daughter is certainly not shy about letting me know what she wants and when. Sex. Right now.
This is me EVERY SINGLE TIME I see a freaking genderbender drawing of Bio 3 people. I go “OH GOD MY EYES THEY BURN FFS WHAT THE HELL OH GOD CANNOT UNSEE”. Some people might like those and so on, but they’re certainly not my cup of
no-regrets-4-me: whoreattitude: Plugs are like thongs. I like them visible. Wow. “I don’t think he’s from around here, pet. And he’s certainly not paying attention to you. Why don’t you go up to him and welcome him
erosdiabolik: The Mrs. often strokes me through my pants while we watch TV. It can make it difficult to concentrate on what we’re watching, but I’m certainly not complaining!
I’m uploading this because I want to keep the message in my inboxI nearly cried when I read this, you are so sweet and although you don’t love me, this message made my heart melt. I am most certainly not an angel too haha, I wonder who you
theultraintrovert: “I’m very influenced by black culture, but I don’t think of it as black or white’…‘It’s not me trying to act or pose in a certain way. It’s a lifestyle—like a suaveness or a swag, per se. But I don’t really like
Source: fetishkitsch Samantha II Turns out I was lying. I too am locked in a chastity belt, and my master rarely unlocks me, and certainly not to have sex with someone else.
I am going to be brutally honest with you. Certainly not because I have to, but because it serves my purpose.You are much less than I was promised. You are a significant disappointment to me.Since I cannot take that out on your girlfriend who misrepresent
A rough sketch I did of Jenner from The Secret Of Nimh. He hauntingly stays with me through all these years, because he was actually the first villian in my childhood who was genuinely threatening. This is certainly not my cleanest sketch and I can’
wemblingfool: coolcatgroup: cutekittensarefun: The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat. “You’re in my bed. You’re in my room. You’re in my house. And let me tell you something, I am most certainly not a happy camper. No, sir. Indeed
Roses? Nice…but really? Certainly not what I want, nor what I NEED! Yes, you will atone for having to be reminded of this again! NOW…I shall expect you here, kneeling before Me within the hour. And you damn well better have brought
hyperxxxlmonster: enter my LE PAMPLEMOUSSE archive This man was a visual mentor for me - I have taken the silicone journey and love my size. Certainly not near to Le Pamplemousse in size but with personal enjoyment oh yes indeed - WOOF
thiswandcouldbealittlemoresonic: An Endless List of Reasons to Love the Tenth Doctor: The Way He Breaks Our Hearts
knifeandlighter: i dont consider myself an “alpha” male, but im certainly not a “beta” male either. i dont like leading or following, but if i have to lead i will, and if it makes more sense to follow i generally will do whats asked of me. i
gatisss: coeykuhn: Oh my.Well that’s certainly not cocaine, then wtf did you take sherlock.-COEY!bug creeping up behind him just makes me think of doctor who/donna . __ . ;;;;___ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! New Favourite!
mikai-art:OK so I’m 99.9% certain that Aoba plucks his eyebrows.BONUSAnd this is how Noiz would find out about it
1 AM, I’ve closed the goddamn Dimensional Crack TWICE now and basically flipped a certain loser off because lab? Abandoned? NOOOOHOOOO YOU GO THERE MISTER NOT ME FUCK OFF.Good night. (Shhhh honey I’ll sleep in tomorrow.)
becausefallout: If I see one more thing about Mad Max not having a plot… It did. It really did. It had one of the most human and fundamental plots there is. Hero leaves home. Hero returns. See Odysseus for the most famous example of this. That’s
If you believe a person can’t cosplay a certain character because of race, unfollow me.
I do not need this salt and pepper shaker holder, but I certainly want it
reaperdoodles: My first and most certainly not last Steven Universe painting! I could write an absolute essay about how much I adore this cartoon and how much Pearl means to me but instead I’ll just tell you guys how much I love being part of a fandom
dat-soldier:thetooncrew:dat-soldier: Deltarune Chapter 3 predictions certainly not just me mashing my 2 fixations of the moment together i think about this post constantly its been in my mind for hours i had to do something to get it out of my head
People have permission to send me tumblr kisses at midnight because I'm certainly not getting any otherwise.
rollinggo: Well…if you think about it, arent we all monosexuals? We’re all attracted to one gender…the human gender You’re certainly not engendering yourself to me with that statement…
louises-belcher:I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them.
so like you guys should tell me what your notps are &why.C8
foxycyrus: These are such original ideas.Where did you come up with that?Certainly not from me, right.
prettypennytraining: I hope he gets back soon. He took the only key with him, and I don’t know how he expects me to eat lunch like this. I’m certainly not going to eat from that bowl on the kitchen floor in front of the camera. It was bad enough
theruleset: Forcing the dildo into her dripping little cunt certainly got her attention. The intermingled moans with the gasps of pain were a change of tune, but not what I wanted. I was going to have to get meaner, and Moxie was going to suffer.(with
juseatthedamncake: andrewchristian: aussiespacetimetraveller: Another upside down selfie because lets face it… who’s gonna stop me? Certainly not us! We definitely enjoy them :) Get your gear at http://www.andrewchristian.com Submit your Famous
sardonic-grin: tfw you inherit your uncle’s memories and you’re stuck with the vivid imagery of him doing the bodyguard for the rest of your life
piggys-pleasure-pen: I love my fat curvy piggy body…..I’m certainly not a small girl even in my imagination but I have come to love every inch of me and be completely comfortable in my skin.
obedient-slutboy:cherishmyslave:Introduction It’s certainly not a handshake, is it slave? Bringing me out to meet Her friends
thetiredknifer: upsettingrapeculture: Hugging 101! This is so important!Children need to learn that if they are uncomfortable touching/being touched by certain ppl (adults) they do not have to.It helps the child to understand that they are under no
Gotta say, podcasts are one way to help assuage loneliness. Keeping me moving forward and not crashing into a horizontal surface. It still requires my phone but its better than a video means I can have more attention on what needs to be done. Like eating
talldarkandadorable: This was the first time I ever took photos of myself dressed as Lucy. It was amazing to see how different I looked, but the experience certainly taught me a few things. I also realised that I’m not very comfortable posing for photos,
butch-king-frankenstein:raginrayguns:if a mad scientist creates me to guard the princess’s prison, and I actually prefer to eat the mad scientist and free the princess, I’m certainly not going to be convinced by him saying “but I created you to
coeykuhn: Oh my.Well that’s certainly not cocaine, then wtf did you take sherlock.-COEY!bug creeping up behind him just makes me think of doctor who/donna . __ . ;;;;___
humphreybogartt: If someone’s dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I’m certainly not dumb enough to turn it down.
bigbicepsgirls: Happy Flex Friday! I am currently 13lbs above stage weight. Certainly not shredded and thats ok with me!
sexypieces: Ass torpedo… certainly not for me !
thesubkitten:Celebrating the real men of Tumblr Though not something I tend to do, your shout out certainly made me ponder. Thank you for this opportunity. I am so glad you took the opportunity! Always celebrate the men of tumblr!
I have to admit I had my doubts. My best friend Dave said he could turn anyone out but certainly not my sweet innocent step-daughter. After I got this video he told me she was going to be gang-banged all weekend.
lovethatbeauty: I love it when Canada comes to town! I’ve always had an appreciation of Canadian women…….I’m not really sure why, but it’s certainly led me to some gems. I’ve featured a number of Canadian stunners here at LTB………my
chibird: If someone likes a certain type of music, there’s no need to judge them for it. It doesn’t matter what others think of the music as long as you enjoy it (and you’re not blasting it at 2 AM)! ^^
ahhpigtailgirls: I’m really liking having the new teacher’s assistant around. It’s certainly not hard to find different ways she can assist me!!
hornyfamilylife: royalsiblings: My sister convinced me to buy this bed specifically so I could fuck her like this. I’m certainly not complaining! Follow us for more!
a certain ship(s) heavily remind me of someone that i have complicated history with and i’m trying to tell myself that it’s ok to not like it because of that sole reason
maxfrormers: chrossrank: Well,i was certainly not expecting that but….i dont think i like it Still a better twist than the Mandarin in Iron Man 3 actually,this reminds me A LOT of the mandarin twist
privatefamilytime: My son came home to give me my Mother’s Day gift in person. Three days later and he’s still giving it to me. I’m certainly not complaining - in fact, I wonder how much longer he can stay.
