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rorymachell: carbink: castielsroosterteethwingman: So basically the cylinder that science has used as THE kilogram since 1889 has been losing microscopic weight, like a few billionths of a kilogram. What scientists plan to do is instead of having
carbinks: so this is like my desktop now and theres some stuff i’ve noticed on it in the backgrounds so we have team magma over here all serious and lined up like an army, totally no-nonsense and then we have team aqua… starting off with this
carbink: grimeclown: “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?” “yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?” “absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’ “uuuuuh hold on” *fishes something out of my pocket*
carbink: carbink: Look at this scar. This is proof that I was once a mother. I gave up my body and my child for my country. There is nothing left inside me now. Nothing at all. No hatred, not even regret. And yet sometimes at night I can still feel
carbink: valleanenowe: [wakes up] [clown vanishes] aaaahhh that was a nice rest. i slept like a baby all night. time to start the day [gets up] [takes a shower and brushes teeth] [gets dressed] [goes about my day taking care of business] [comes home]
yellowjuice: carbink: brainstatic: I feel like a Christian arts and crafts store engaging with ISIS in a Mesopotamian tablet smuggling ring should be more than a one-day story. Hobby Lobby’s Hammurabi robbing hobby I can’t believe you’ve done
carbink: mods are asleep post toilets with threatening auras
carbink: fuckinstardust: ariesmarsinthe3rd: this is my favorite fucking video as of now that baby gonna come out as a smoothie the baby’s in there like
carbink: raiikyuu: i love each and every fairy type v much except mr mime he can go die
eitaroo: Odd-looking Carbink’s from the new movie! Die, Majima, Naito, and Joke.
anduinsholydick: carbink: my astrally-projected self meeting my physical form as it sleepwalks towards a drink of water at 3am the fucking perspectives here is killing me
carbinks: tfw people dont put that thing back where it came from
carbinks: hey guys!! i’ve opened up commissions/changed my prices again! I’m pretty much willing to draw anything, but i will not draw NSFW. Sorry! if you’re interested in commissioning me, send me an ask here and if you would like to see more
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carbinks: Goooooood Evening everybody~2 hour (ish) sardonyx speedpaint! Get as a notebook, phone case, or print!
carbinks: its been raining so much here aaa (get as a print, journal, and other cool things on redbubble)
carbink: megapope: i know a guy who’s bought in entirely to microsoft’s ecosystem. he’s got a windows 10 computer, windows phone, uses microsoft edge, and has bing as his main search engine. he refers to looking things up on the internet as ‘binging’
thecreepy: crystal gems garnet, amethyst & pearl (and steven) would like to battle!!
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solos1s: source
pokescans: Pokémon Center coloring book (End of this particular book)
ofunoe2: ポケモンログ4
wolfiboi: day 43 carbink
carbink:raiikyuu:i love each and every fairy type v much except mr mime he can go die
aciidwire: blindcaius: First we had Norman Reedus and his Funky Fetus Then we had Guillermo del Toro and the Baby of Tomorrow And finally we have Squad Leader Mads and the Skeleton Lads @carbink
mapelie: anduinsholydick: carbink: my astrally-projected self meeting my physical form as it sleepwalks towards a drink of water at 3am the fucking perspectives here is killing me Surreal af
carbinks: hoenn’s similarities with florida are frighting because florida has a tropical climate and many port cities just like hoenn florida is home to rick scott, who is evil. hoenn has evil teams also florida is governed by large creatures who
remanedur: kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd: carbink: my astrally-projected self meeting my physical form as it sleepwalks towards a drink of water at 3am was this picture taken from upstairs or downstairs
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carbinks: last night i had a dream that i bought mario kart but it was hacked to make all the characters naked and i saw waluigi’s waluweewee. it was like a creepypasta but worse
carbinks: so this is like my desktop now and theres some stuff i’ve noticed on it in the backgrounds so we have team magma over here all serious and lined up like an army, totally no-nonsense and then we have team aqua… starting off with
carbinks:pokemon & recreations quote taken from parks and recreations, lol.
carbink:Mega Pidgeot (x)
the-alexandrian-alchemist: theneon-panda: carbink: thenimbus: The worst chair infestation I’ve ever seen thank god for that rope otherwise thatd be super unsafe I’m that single guy in blue below it staring…..waiting
carbinks:when you draw something really good when you flip it
carbink: squided: tlitookilakin: engineer-pearl0: tastefullyoffensive: “Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.” Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?!
mousathe14: frogtangos: papabraus: autisticblueteam: so fun story from playing pokemon earlier i was fighting a carbink, and it called for help. but it didn’t call another carbink, no, a sableye turned up. i was a little confused, but i rolled
frogtangos: papabraus: autisticblueteam: so fun story from playing pokemon earlier i was fighting a carbink, and it called for help. but it didn’t call another carbink, no, a sableye turned up. i was a little confused, but i rolled with it just
carbink: akamxru: akamxru: IM THE MARIO eat. your. arms. and then again, GOGAGUGUAHGH GADI GTO THE MARIO I. Am. God. and then you know, cOME ON, ITS TIME TO GO EAT THE DARIO DOOD DO DO DO DOOTadduh JUST, LIKE, THAT! DICK This post just activated
carbink: thenimbus: The worst chair infestation I’ve ever seen thank god for that rope otherwise thatd be super unsafe
carbinks: w1ngd1ngs: i make good posts @weeniefang
carbink: kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd: carbink: my astrally-projected self meeting my physical form as it sleepwalks towards a drink of water at 3am was this picture taken from upstairs or downstairs yes
carbink: my ideal date is bringing over your 3ds so we can pokemon battle, loser has to kiss the winner.
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carbink: ewonenaellav: timmy turner: i wish anybody who dies goes to hell no matter what i was thinking about this post earlier today and almost fell down the stairs
carbinks: his name is blart
carbinks: jiebadiah: what a lovely couple gemguardian