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burningbrooklynbridges: don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car
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freetobegrace: Highlight of today was when Carly Rae Jepsen started a live stream but she didn’t even know she did so it was just endless muffled talking and weird flashes of light from the inside of her pocket
carsandetc: Toyota’s FT-1 is one of the most talked-about concept cars so far this year. Hopefully they bring something cool like this into showrooms, as the brand is pretty plain vanilla and boring at the moment
twistedvirgorivaliant: The way Zaeed talks about his gun Jessie is how I feel about my car “Inaba” after a engine replacementa transmission rebuild3 radiators and a full cooling system repair and heater core leak bypassedCountless tiresBad oil
thestudentprincesss: timemachineyeah: Sometimes I think about the future of self driving cars and how everyone I talk to about that future is like “okay but in an emergency we’ll be able to take back manual control, right?” and I usually placate
scootoaster: dittoprize: askbadbloom ( It’s a know fact that talking toasters can’t drive a car. No matter how drunk you get it’s still not going happen. ) (I hope you enjoy this gift. c: ) I don’t even have a license, so I wouldn’t even
jaimyire: mickeys28: officialjodyjocks: Hot If her pussy was not so cut up this would be hella sexy SHE WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT @MICKEYS28 SO B4 U COME 4 MY BITCH KNOW WTF U TALKING BOUT JUST REBLOB BEAT OFF N DIE…
carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes
npr: thebeakerblog: This talkative type of lizard won’t blink, but, sometimes, will change its color or shed its tail. Found in warm climates worldwide, this colorful critter has been made famous in the U.S. by a certain car insurance company.
justlookatthosesausages:Member of the “Sorry, I didn’t hear what you just told me, because there are those two people talking 5 meters away, a child crying on the opposite sidewalk, and 3 cars passing by, on all of which my brain focused and put
hottermelon: when your song comes on the radio and you’re tryna feel it but the other person/people in the car won’t stop talking
kyaryrinrin: when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat” so when i got in the car with
unfollower: timoodles: there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police i live in Cumming don’t talk to me
gymtanpolarpop: someone-almost-famous: jesusismyhostage: burningbrooklynbridges: don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car The real pussy wagon. fuck you this is glorious. I’d love this so much more if it wasn’t related to a business
toothyandbooby: artemispanthar replied to your post: Today, I was considering shipping something. In… I initially thought you were talking about shipping a package and got really lost in how the car analogy worked into that. It made a lot more sense
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And yea, anon from the other day I was talking about Pearl getting into cars with - its like CANON now. Pearl’s a greasemonkey. And we need to thank the crew for this gift
Y'know, Garnet might be too big to play kazoo racers, but Ruby and Sapphire are probably the right size
Things I can do: My own laundry My own shopping Keep and maintain a steady job More or less keep up on my chores Drive a car Fix broken things Exist Things I wish I could do: Be more relaxed when talking to people Know when to shut up Feel like I truly
When talking to the Pokemon Center girl outside the cable car building on Mt. Chimney she mentions that I’m “covered in ash” and I was just like “you have no idea”
bigdick11ins: spragzpc1: Proper use of car Need a girl that talks just like her please mmmmmmmmm
acreepyangelonyourshoulder: shmem-the-pem: my mom and I were talking in the car and she said that the reason dean is always shoving free food in his face at buffets and stuff is because he learned growing up that when there’s food in front of you
castielnovalc: thenumbhunter: a-highly-trained-sociopath: mira-of-sassgard: sherlockinhobbiton: likefireandoxygen: lo-ash: kkatkkrap: Tony and Dean would be BFFs, repair cars, eat pie, drink whiskey, and NOT talk about their feelings. This is
fassyy-blog: The car is a total wreck, and I’m a little stiff. But I don’t want to talk about it.
neither me nor this adorable dude that I was talking to on scruff could host, so he picked me up at my family’s house and we went to get a drink, and at some point I said “a car is kinda like a house” and he made a joke about it, and
movieoftheday: Kat: I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes
style > “swag”. thats what i say. you dont need “game” to talk to girls and etc. just be yourself. its not about what you got. its what you stand for. you got diamonds cars gucci prada houses money? good for you!. so what?
Outside your job I walk to your car as you pull up, not looking left or right… your door I approach, opening it. You look up with amazement as I approach.. you speak, but I silence you with a kiss.. deep, sexual, tongue talking to yours in slow
kings-among-runaways: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW AMAZING ANNE HATHAWAY IS FOR A SECOND?! Seriously. Someone takes a photo under her dress as she’s getting out of a car. She happens to not be wearing underwear. And in an interview Matt Lauer immediately
voidbat: carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my
voidbat:carsonphillips:when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad
zutarasteam: FMA:B Meme | 6 Scenes {1/6} “Hello there madam! This is your neighborhood florist!” “What are you talking about, Colonel?” “Eh, sorry. I kinda got drunk and somehow bought a car full of flowers. Wanna do me a favor and take some
kingga-xo: I’m the type of friend that’s down to sit in the car with you at 3am and talk about whatever
mydulcevita: cherokeedays: Where’s the lie tho? Yesterday, after my car accident I visited my doctor and we were talking about painkillers and muscle relaxers she was prescribing me and told me to not drive under the influence of those pills and
realslutty: I wanna meet someone that I can just chill in the car w at night and talk abt everything n listen to music w out them trying to get some goodies
mindblowingfactz: Mel Blanc; the voice of Bugs Bunny, had been in a serious car accident that put him in a coma. After many unsuccessful attempts to get him to talk, a doctor asked “Bugs, can you hear me” Mel responded in the voice of bugs bunny,
lastsonlost: bisexualdillinger: straight dude: talks in depth about cars/sports/any other masculine hobby. me, not heterosexual: i may not be able to understand your hobbies but i support you and am not only glad that you have found something you’re
jhardcastle82: “He refuses to talk, Sir. He won’t tell us where the rest of his unit is hiding.” “Oh, really? Put some electrodes on his chest and abs and hook them up to that car battery. I bet he’ll remember where they are real quick.”
stuartspot: don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time
overcrowdedbookshelf: gallifrey-feels: thenumbhunter: a-highly-trained-sociopath: mira-of-sassgard: sherlockinhobbiton: likefireandoxygen: lo-ash: kkatkkrap: Tony and Dean would be BFFs, repair cars, eat pie, drink whiskey, and NOT talk about
begitalarcos: Wade dives to save an old ladies poodle from being hit by a car and ends up falling off a short bridge, when Peter and the dog look over he has a “Silence of the Lambs” moment and Peter as usual has no idea what he's talking about
brantbluebulge: Had to take my car in for repairs, and captured this while talking to the technician. As we were walking he kept looking at my👖🍆 👀Source: brantbluebulge@tumblr
what a coincidence…. we were just talking about this in AP Government! too bad theyre not going to build it till im like 30 and stuf haha when i can actually have a car to drive!
my mom keeps talking and its annoying the fawk outta me! But Im not going to get my hopes too high! but i think if i get straight As or at least a majority of As by the semester or something i’ll most likely get a car for the rest of the school
shanellbklyn: thomasjay32: thekunninglinguist: nigeah: jjsinterlude: alexbelvocal: What the helll HELL NAH CUZ Nope. Got me all sorts of fucked up. Fuck 😂 Step out the car…I’m not gonna touch you I just wanna talk. Fuck he ain’t
Can we please talk about how one of the kids stomping the cop car was encouraged by his parents to turn himself in and now he is facing eight misdemeanor charges, life in prison, and a 躔,000 bail?
chiefee: kemetic-dreams: CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT COP SAYS HE ‘can’t remember’ climbing on car hood and firing the last 15 shots of 137-bullet barrage that killed UNARMED couple (even though his footprints were found and his colleague says they talked
marissarei: thefineststyle: revyspite: imnonbinary: unltdsky: imnonbinary: Man the future is really wild. We have cars that can drive themselves. My neighbor just bought a Tesla S and I went out to talk to him because I think they’re so cool.
ragingprogressive: silverlullabies: Can we talk about the fact that every time anybody is asked “what would you do if you won the lottery”, everybody’s first and immediate response is “Pay off all my debt”. It’s not “buy a sports car”,
virid-escent: kingjaffejoffer: When the meme is too relatable Lmfaoooooo I get to work early and sit in my car just tryna get my mind right for the day, and here these niggas come up to my window talking bout shit I could care less about. This is
elionking: elionking: I texted my dad about the eye insurance and now every ad on tumblr is about glasses.com Desus warned us And now instagram ads are all about eyebuydirect This muhfucka be listening to me, I was talking about buying a new car with
iwanttobeasissywhore:if we met at the club and you brought me out to your car to talk I would do this to you…I’m such a submissive slut and whore…
