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ninjagiry: ohromanovas: tumblr is an awful place full of awful people and i hate every single one of you. “mr. sandman” came on and without blinking i sang man me a sand. Make him the cutest car door man hook hand
rocknrollfuldead: I’d rather just live in a car and travel all around, meet new people everyday, learn and explore new things and places and just live a meaningful life than go with this usual piece of shit life. I want to live, not exist. Follow
cassjaytuck: what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
goddessofcheese: He didn’t even get manslaughter You can hit somebody with a car by accident and still get manslaughter You can build a bad house that collapses and kills the people inside years later after the fact and still get manslaughter You can
besttblrbits:how much is car insurancebacon-and-liberty-for-all:commanderabutt: thesilvergoddess: michaeldirnt: littlemissmutant: I love this because this is the argument every bioethicist makes about why people with disabilities shouldn’t exist.
elementalisman: dragonlioness: nitrostreak: benkling: jewishzevran: benkling: benkling: to repair the metaphor it’ll need to be “cars invented specifically to kill people” they’re called tanks and they’re…frowned upon BEEP BEEP IT’S
thedailywhat: Badass Marketing Campaign of the Day: Thanks to lawyers and crazy people, every car ad these days notes a disclaimer along the lines of “closed course, professional driver, do not attempt.” While such messages are more or less impotent,
deerstagram: people used to imagine that 2012 would be full of flying cars but all we have is blankets with sleeves
robotindisguise: Now I see why people get spoilers on their cars.
stripescatsandcake: timothywright: raltar: A strange phenomena is happening in some Russian forests. People are finding strange, deep holes. They appear in the dense forest, in the places you can’t reach in a car or truck to bring any equipment to
nathansummers: thesmithian: …up to 200,000 people angry with high costs and poor public services took to the streets. Protesters in Rio de Janeiro burned cars and looted buildings as police attempted to disperse them with teargas and rubber bullets.
deadmomjokes: thetoastiest: squarepeglife: -teesa-: Each seat in the car comes with a specific job. add navigator role to shotgun Backsea’s job is to nap and remind front seat people that bathroom breaks are a thing and if they won’t listen
benkling: benkling: to repair the metaphor it’ll need to be “cars invented specifically to kill people” they’re called tanks and they’re…frowned upon BEEP BEEP IT’S A HOBBY
asucca: I just *burns cars* can’t understand *glorifies deadly regimes* why these darn *loots and trashes local businesses* centrists *blocks traffic* aren’t *smashes nonviolent people over the head with blunt objects* on board with our reasonable
luffykun3695: iwilleatyourenglish: wowvantasticbaby: Just so people know, I looked at the source and the sister was in a very bad car accident and these gifts are likely her way of dealing with her trauma. honestly…. the fact that they didn’t
ohshititsmama: homeless-guy-eats-crap: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm Shout-out to advancements in video game graphics because people in the notes think someone decorated a really expensive car with this IRL this is a video game??????
devoposting: mayflyinspace: theramblinganalyst: shitty-car-mods-daily: Why is there a bomb in the back It keeps people from tailgating. You rearend me and we both die. FORD PINTO 2
toxic-spill: iammyfather: captcreate: How bout’ y'all learn how to drive? Black Ice don’t care how well you learned to drive. Is this shit for real? Somebody comes up with an innovative way to try and keep people from dying in car accidents, and
eeveelutionsforequality: rtrixie: rtrixie: rickjameskinkshame: rtrixie: Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal. App powered car? 🤦♀️ I wish people remembered
gorps: smarmyanarchist: cthulhulovesewe: smarmyanarchist: smarmyanarchist: smarmyanarchist: already knew landlords were bastards but reading that landlord tell fuck knows how many people to sell their cars, spend all their retirement savings, borrow
lotrlocked: weaselle: There was an arrest across the street from my place in Oakland one day – three cop cars with a bullhorn and guns out – and before I could even get out the gate there were a couple people posted up and one of them was filming
shitty-car-mods-daily:Very few people know about the Fiat’s hidden tow hitch location and it’s huge towing capacity.
t00-cl0se: toxic-spill: iammyfather: captcreate: How bout’ y'all learn how to drive? Black Ice don’t care how well you learned to drive. Is this shit for real? Somebody comes up with an innovative way to try and keep people from dying in car
proficuous:americandreambarbie:ovur:People in the 70s would wake up and be like I need to go hitchhiking right nowmfs be like good morning susan! another serial killer in the paper today, so not groovy! welp, time for our daily car ride with stranger
goopy-amethyst:instakill: instakill:dream could tweet “i want to run over gay people with my car” and ASHLEiGH?!? She%%Her… ##16!! on twitter would be like “he can’t control what he says guys he literally has adhd :/ /neg” and get 5k rts
bonnieventure:“ok we’re at the window. what do you want” “i want the burger” “there’s no burger on the menu” “i want the burger” “gendo we’re at taco bell" “quiero una burger” “the number of people in this car is about
thefirsthogokage:chismosite:you can’t support autistic people and support the police. No amount of paint jobs or sensitivity training can stop police from killing with impunity Oh look, and it’s the puzzle piece on the car, for Autism Speaks, which
sureuncertainty: everyone giving up on masks is so fucking stupid, like it’s like if everyone was like huh, we’ve been wearing seatbelts for a while now and it’s really decreased the amount of injuries people have had in car crashes. let’s all
suuckmehard: suuckmehard: Public picture in car at wal. Mart parking lot.. I have lots of people around me Ive been asked about my wal mart pictures so here they are
the-erotic-woman: “Keep your head down,” he wheezed, setting a hand on my hair. “Someone’s walking by.” Giggling deep in the back of my throat, I locked on his cock and sucked it in the vacuum of my mouth. People walking by, the car still running,
therothwoman: jagoandlitefoot: umbrizaphiriz: THE A C C E N T OMG [Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not built for helium balloons!”
meladoodle: just saw a car in GTA turn a corner and without signalling? wtf??? people these days
simplymonay: The Purge really confuses the fuck out of me. Like white people are crazy as fuck. You mean to tell me all crime is legal and the first thing you think of is murder? I want a few cars, I’m def infiltrating the banks, I'ma be all up in
tunatakotuna: so today was interesting I got into work and then the breakers on the telephone pole over my car exploded then the police called up asking specifically if I and my cashier were ok bc they heard about suspicious people in the area then
theconcealedweapon: People will honestly ask “Does that poor person deserve food?” but never ask “Does that CEO deserve ten cars, three houses, and two yachts?” And before you respond with “the poor person is buying that food with someone
lydiduh: neilnevins: I see this in parking lots and it makes me sick. It’ll be 90-100 degrees outside and people will leave their Hugh Jackmans in the car with the window cracked only a little bit. If you see this please call someone so the poor thing
just-shower-thoughts: It’s always the sketchiest people who own decommissioned cop cars.
saladsaladnovski: exit152: jimbowned: exit152: if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise I’ll take “things people who
wageslavememes: Why is this worded in a way that’s like “Isn’t that cool!” Instead of “hey people are fucking living in cars because it costs too much to be a person”.
bolto: labgnome: bolto: my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car Are there people in Australia? no
ayellowbirds: carly-rae-transbians: carbonpressure: dumbucket: it makes me laugh how people portray corvids as these mysterious, badass birds but in reality they’re just @editorincreeps @exhausted-trashgoddex Folklorists say: LOOMING OMEN
illumineeti: writing-prompt-s: You’re the grim reaper, and must arrange people’s deaths. You’re always given a few starting items, such as a car or a knife, but one day you’re given a humpback whale.
homeless-guy-eats-crap: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm Shout-out to advancements in video game graphics because people in the notes think someone decorated a really expensive car with this IRL
slavery: FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!! OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!
jiluan: I keep seeing people outside walking and running around I don’t understand why do that when cars trucks trains and planes are faster. trust me I know I’m a pastor. the master. spell caster. shoot my blaster. eat plaster. yah
bruce-greenwood: absolutelad: justangrymacaroni: a list of fake tumblr stories i can sort of remember: that one where some girl claimed people thought her car was the tardis, so she leapt out of it and looked at her boobs like “wow that’s a development”
stigmateo:honestly life is all about these lyricsfrom bodys by car seat headrest and this edit of a blockbuster painting by tumblr user jeffc3s and this part of de recat’s closeness lines over time. there are some people who are meant to be in each
utopians:a-cr0w-n:utopians:totesmgoats01-published-author:utopians:incredibly, the architect behind both the building that melts cars in london and the building that burns people in las vegas foresaw this exact problem happening for BOTH buildings, did
noodleddragon:one-time-i-dreamt:YouTube’s new censorship policy banned the word “kill” from the platform, so people started using the word “Corolla” (as in Toyota) as a replacement. YouTube caught wind, and then banned all usage of car brand
fairycosmos:i hate when rich people condescend with the whole ‘money can’t buy happiness’ argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn’t fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn’t
balkanica:balkanica:balkanica:@ people who say east europe is depressing: yall have clearly never driven on a highway through the american midwest industrial belt where all you can see is concrete walls, discolored roads, a shit ton of cars and trucks,
polyamorouspunk:Reblog this if you’re polyamorous, searching for a cryptid, trying to communicate with demons, willing to throw a Molotov cocktail at a police car, really want more tattoos/piercings, or just really love nonbinary people.No one will
nattousan:nattousan:nattousan:i love people’s willingness to get hype over dumb shit.I was driving home today and pull up to a light. As i’m slowing down i 👁️👁️ lock 👁️👁️ eyes with the dude in the car next to me. I spring
oinkyourfaceofpies-pig: jakemalik: Hey Australian people how’s 2014 so far? Is it better than 2013 ???? The flying cars came in this morning.
tterrencelovesyou: ”I don’t think I’m fixed. People think that you’re like a car in a body shop. You go in, they fix you, and you’re out. It takes constant fixing.”
my-little-ninja: the-feather-kisses: the-lincolnshire-poacher: fandomsdevouredmysoul: foreverwholocked: whodunits: cosbyykidd: therenaissanceratchet: obi-quiet: Car sex just got a helluva lot easier. or homelessness two kinds of people. you
waytoomuchinformation:grim-badwolf:faithnomore:stanlycoober:the most dangerous game#boopWho has time to make bumper cars specifically for bunnies? people doing the lord’s work, that’s who
naturesome: When I was a freshman in high school there was a boy named Chris who was a senior who had autism and he really loved Hotwheels. He always wanted to show people his tiny cars and instead of the popular crowd making fun of him they got excited
