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captoring: librarianarchy: I love when small children identify all quadripedal animals as “doggy!” It always reminds me of the time Plato offered the definition of a human as any “featherless biped” and Diogenes busted into the Academy with a
captoring: thewigmonsters: thewigmonsters: thewigmonsters: so who else is in the mood to run off to a series of small, interconnected caves with me, and be cave neighbors for the next ten years, cons: we wont know about any new memespros: we make
captoring: clientsfromhell: I have a client who communicates exclusively via Microsoft Word. If she has something to tell me, I’ll receive an email with nothing in the body, but a Word doc attached. That’s where she writes her message. Whenever
captorations:pratchett will write an entire book about the grim reaper pretending to be santa claus while the grim reaper’s granddaughter goes about hunting down the dumbass who decided to kill santa, and then right when you think you’re done and
captoring: i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and i am so using this and you should too let’s bring it back
captoring: descamisados: My haters: scrawny male pattern baldness baby Jesus Me: rippling muscle baby Jesus, ready to strike were there no babies in the middle ages what gives
captoring:richgf:Sad frog (Pepe) originated on January 22nd, 2009 so sad frog is an Aquariussomeone do this for all signs. i wanna know my patron meme “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life” is a Capricorn
captoring: ceruleancynic: a-kent: hannibalacious: a-kent: arostevenstone: This one boy in my math class insisted that there are 27 letters in the alphabet. He ended up with 27 because he was counting ‘and’ as a letter. I am a senior in high
captoring: when you had bad vibes about someone and then it turns out you were right
captoring: 4w-k: all time favorite quote c: shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.
captoring: naturalsanguine:allthingshyper:gehayi:hiddlesbatchlove:forever-falling-forward: platredeparis: bnycolew: mannysiege: Progress What Imma just let this sit here MOTHA FUCKIN SCIENCE sources: Engagdget DailyTech CBS They turned RNA into
captoring: latin america spans 3 subcontinents and has 20+ countries yet people still somehow think we all share the same culture
captoring:do people know about this? i feel like they must know
captoring: blastortoise: Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you there is a component in olives that some people taste
captoring: carpeumbra: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever??
captorations:this fucking show
captoring: honmania: jean-luc-gohard: Waka got a higher ACT score than Steve Jobs and two Presidents, and that’s just great. (x) btw for non americans like me, the score goes from 1 to 36
captoring: boredpanda: Untranslatable Words Turned Into Charming Illustrations *l’appel du vide and *påleggalso, funny to see “tretar” because in brazilian portuguese that means “to start drama with someone”
captoring: mattressblowoutsale: o my fucking lord sea lion: *quiet panting and sniffing* human: [offscreen] “speak” sea lion: “AAARRHH”
captoring: noelle-washere: niggas-with-weaves: megustamemes: This guy can spin anything on his finger. I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass. the fact the other guy is
captoring: youtube ads just waste their first few seconds before the skip being like “PLEASE DON’T SKIP THIS AD PLEASE PLEASE” meanwhile ppl on vine are squeezing in entire feature film amounts of material into 6 seconds for fun what i’m saying
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captoring:i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons andi am so using this and you should too let’s bring it back
captoring: boredpanda: Untranslatable Words Turned Into Charming Illustrations *l’appel du vide and *påleggalso, funny to see “tretar” because in brazilian portuguese that means “to start drama with someone” That’s not what “duende”
captoring: this is from a store in los angeles called The Echo Park Time Travel Mart, and it’s pretty much the coolest place
captoring: do people know about this? i feel like they must know
captoring: librarianarchy: I love when small children identify all quadripedal animals as “doggy!” It always reminds me of the time Plato offered the definition of a human as any “featherless biped” and Diogenes busted into the Academy with
captoring: theoldaeroplane: pokemon: “we put a Great Ball in a trash can on the SS Anne once and players are now compelled to check literally every single trash can in every single game”
captoring: terezidactyl: jakeenglishfromstatefarm: DONT BELIEVE WHAT ANYONE SAYS ON APRIL 1STESPECIALLY ANDREW HUSSIE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME WE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT WAITING FOR THE 4/13 UPDATE WE GOT JOHN AGGRESSIVELY IRONING PANTS AND
captoring: nothisisnotdog: eridanthescienceman: on a scale from Tavrisprite to ARquiusprite, how much do you enjoy life? this was the post the got me into homestuck. seriously.
captoring: currently alive: john aranea roxy dirk caliborn the condesce jack and PM sollux aradia casey erisolprite and ARquiusprite the felt except for sn0wman spades slick ms paint godcat the lusii on LOMAX dying: rose terezi possibly dead (due to
captoring: sp00kyqueer: I always have he urge to grab a pigeon but like what would I do if I actually caught it cherish it
captoring: nephyria: “asexuality is just the lack of a sex drive, or a really low one” uuhhh no. really, no. that is incorrect, you have been lied to, i’m sorry. asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone. sex drive is your horny meter.
captoring:when oitnb season 3 rolls around, can we all keep in mind alex is an emotionally abusive, lying, dangerous, unrepentant criminal who literally threatened to rape a girl at one point and all around a very shitty person and not worship her as
captoring:mmicdotcom:Watch: The FDA will allow gay men to donate blood, as long as they haven’t had sex in a year. Alan Cumming has the solution.gay and bisexual men. i just think it should be noted specially since it’s alan cumming talking
captoring: splintercellconviction: demonologys: you people should learn about the goetic demons like for example: this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him whats
captorations: aragorn: and then i’ll say “this army” and then you run at them right through me with your army behind you ghost king, known dramatic bitch who habitually spends like five minutes scaring and chanting at intruders before killing them:
captoring:hetare-ttk:Natalie Portman and Taika Watiti hyping up the new Thor movie as “so gay” and “super gay” respectively JUST before the premier screening only for the plot to revolve all around Thor and Jane’s relationship is so extremely
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