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While grass is edible, having a diet consisting mainly of cellulose can be tricky and with weird consequences. Some wood-eating insects, for example, have special gut-bacteria which only get inherited on the maternal side (since they get passed down to
In the world of tomorrow, black leather becomes mandatory.
I think the correct canonical term, instead of “prosthetic substitute”, is “automail penis”.
Can someone make out the name of the college on the screen which has such a course? I think it’s “Lorem Ipsum”, but I can’t find their webpage.
Seriously, dude, the lack of a lock should have been a clue.
I think she’s right: do we really always need the newest and shiniest model with a crapload of features nobody really needs?
The downside of being a spark: the constant need for test subjects.
The downside of working in medical engineering: the constant need for test subjects.
This much attention and dedication is kind of flattering.
Is it still furry porn if the protagonist has scales instead of fur?
Apparently, wearing cosplay and a mask is a thing in Japan. I mean, outside of perverted BDSM circles. But a doll factory to produce chaste slaves still doesn’t really exist. Or does it? Dun dun dun…
I’ve never seem “Legend Of The Seeker”, and I haven’t read the book either. All I know is that it has leather-clad women. My imagination is filling out the blanks.
Since the fairy tale of “Caliph Stork” (”Kaliph Storch”) by Wilhelm Hauff is probably not very well known outside German-speaking countries: in the original version, the caliph transforms into a stork (not a woman), to go unnoticed among animals
I think that sword is made of plastic. On the other hand, her hairs are lilac, so you have to obey her.
“…and I absolutely need the first two of those things back.”
To be useful as a fair die, a polyhedron needs to be isohedral or face-transitive, which means that for every pair of faces, there has to be a symmetry which maps one face to the other. There are a lot shapes that fulfill these requirements, far more
I’m not convinced that people are born as dominant or submissive, life shapes us in strange ways, and some of our dearest fetishes are just an acquired taste.
Girl, I think you are suffering a severe case of being Cursed with Awesome.
You lucky guy: instead of your girlfriend spending your money left and right, she looks for bargains. I think she’s a keeper.
A cosplaying photo with a giant key? Irresistible. The presence of a cute girl doesn’t hurt either.
I guess I’m not much of a foot fetishist if the first thing I notice is the necklace.
Unfortunately, due to the omnipresence of ‘shopped images, she doesn’t look like the fairy from photoshopwonderland that she is, but more like an ordinary girl next door.
A ratio of merely 100 to 1? You lucky bastard!
I hope this photo shows a dungeon in the state of redecoration. And not a dungeon in its final state.
Partly inspired by the events surrounding the coronation anniversary of Elisabeth II in 2013. Well, not really.
Random coincidence, or the influence of a higher power?
But you could do it anyway as an act of kindness, right? No? Please?
Am I the only human left on earth who uses a desktop computer instead of a notebook, laptop, tablet, smart phone, smart watch, smart glasses or some other tiny thingie?
Kissing your enslaver’s vulva brings you good luck, at least that’s what Clíodhna, the goddess of beauty and love, told Cormac Laidir MacCarthy. Oh, wait, I’m confusing the Irish and the Scottish.
The realistic outcome: she ties the knot the same day you get institutionalized, since she achieved her goal to drive you crazy. The romantic outcome: she falls in love with you and stays a bachelorette for the rest of her life.
Instead of flirting, unbuttoning your shirt might also work.
Just to clarify: trees are reproducing sexually. Otherwise, they would have no occasion to bloom. And some of them are even dioecious (that is, there are separate female and male trees). So trees do have sex.On the other hand: do you really want to correc
Also kind of stressful: wearing stockings that start to have runs as soon as you look at them.
I think she just recently started keyholding. She politely asks instead of simply commanding.
…and if you never reach that state of inner peace, then that’s just as well.
It could be worse: at least you’re not part of “Titus Andronicus”.
I wonder what the two of you did in the haystack in the first place.
Red hair, glasses… she’s rating high on the scale of girls triggering my fetishes.
If you dream of being fucked in the ass by a beautiful girl, then you’re probably not gay, just a pervert. Unless you’re a girl yourself.But she doesn’t say that she’ll performing the fucking herself, so maybe you’re gay after all, since your
Is it a spoiler if I reveal that Andrea, the character played by Sherry Jackson in the Star Trek episode “What Are Little Girls Made Of?”, is actually a robot?
Proper aftercare after an intense session is a vital part of any dominance play.
Is it cheating if you let a woman who’s not your wife handle the control unit of your brain chip?
What’s better than owning a yacht? Owning the owner of a yacht.
It’s nice of her that she isn’t wearing a mask, so you still get to see another human face.
The title is obviously a reference to the paintings of Barnett Newman.And the word “obviously” in the previous sentence is obviously my attempt to make you feel stupid since you don’t know who Barnett Newman is.
You get attacked by a gang of evil barn posts.
Don’t worry, maybe it’s one of those locks that don’t need a key, since they are not meant to be unlocked.
If you want to try this at home (and it seems like a lot of people want to), you should either use a condom, or wait a few minutes after you applied the cream: it would be a shame if her parts went numb, too.
This monstrous thing looks like a lot of fun.
Since most women have an ass, you have a lot of masters.
Mimas is a moon with a very prominent crater, so it’s ideally suited to put something there and be able to retrieve it later without going around wondering “where did I put that damned thing”: it’s obviously in the middle of the crater.
Zev/Xev is a character from the science-fiction soap opera “Lexx”, a show that was often less funny than it tried to be and sometimes had some serious shortcomings in its storytelling craftsmanship, but it’s nevertheless one of my favorite series,
One single shade of gray.
There have been performances of Erik Satie’s Vexations, but that’s a rather drastic tour de force.
Your current fate is your own fault, since you insulted her, even if neither you nor her can remember the exact details of your insult that caused her thirst for revenge.
If it’s a bad harvest, she can cut off her slaves’ penises as part of a magical ritual to conjure better luck next year.
You’ve met a cute fellow student at Miskatonic University, but maybe she’s a bit too religious for your tastes. On the other hand, she has some other qualities. Two of them.
Trying to convince your keyholder to unlock you could be considered as something like a game of skills. Some skill games are rather easy, and others are notoriously difficult. Or downright impossible.
One of the cruelest mistresses I ever invented.
It seems a bit unfair that your coach is getting the trophy instead of you.
