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…and then enjoy the years and years of the horniness high plateau.
Given that half of my followers have “sissy” somewhere in their Tumblr names, I doubt that she’ll be very popular among them.
Do it, for the greater glory of Arstotzka.
I think it’s just superstition; I know of no natural mechanism how this could work as described.
So, they used the frozen sperm of their husbands from a sperm bank, right? I mean, what other possibility is there?
I guess I’m among the very limited group of people who actually liked “Endless Eight”: I found watching it a rather relaxing experience. But then again, I wasn’t watching it when it first aired, so I knew what to expect.
One of the great things about traveling abroad is that you can leave your everyday life and worries behind.
Why is she telling you all this stuff that you already know? It is as if she’s doing it for the benefit of some invisible reader beyond the fourth wall.
I’m not an expert on architecture, but there seems to be this weird trend among them to make everything as transparent as possible. Have they never heard of privacy? Conversely, it seems like cars are getting smaller and smaller windows, making it harder
I did quite some research on the correct plural form of the word “penis”, and came to the conclusion that anything but “penises” is a bit silly.
Hm, my favorite kind of breakfast.
At least she didn’t bring a bunch of little kids running and screaming through the restaurant and disrupting the date.
Underwear manufacturers trying to sell us their stuff show us images of women sitting around in their underwear causally talking with each other as if that’s the most natural thing in the world to do. That’s rather unrealistic. In the real world,
Don’t believe liberal, tree-hugging naysayers, permanent growth is a good thing and a fundamental part of Capitalism.
A friendly reminder that today is winter solstice (at least in half of the world), and in these cold and dark days, we all need some love and kink.
The irresistible charm of insane women.
I think the rest of her clothing compliments her stockings quite well, so “matching clothes” is a rather subjective term.
Another variation of my “let’s pretend that people never shower” theme.
Had your fill of QuadrillesThe Madison and cheap thrillsBored with the BeguineThe samba isn’t your sceneThey’re playing our tuneBy the pale moon
Come this way, honored Odysseus, great glory of the Achaians, and stay your ship, so that you can listen here to our singing; for no one else has ever sailed past this place in his black ship until he has listened to the honey-sweet voice that issues
I think it’s unlikely that you are going to leave her after she just revealed that she’s your favorite kind of woman.
There is a lot of Panty & Stocking cosplay out there, but it’s a rare find to see Garterbelt included.
Well, since none of these girls seems to be diving very deep, it’s more like The Shallow Blue.
Image her standing in front of you, the book in one hand, she demands your key while squinting to read the page.
The longer your current streak lasts, the more difficult it becomes for the members of the club to find the courage to piss off the other members by being the one to end it. Which means, after a certain tipping point, you are doomed forever.
You can lament that reality fails to life up to your fantasies. Or accept the difference between the two as an exciting source of tension.
Obviously a gender-swapped version of the eighth doctor.
“There is an universal tendency among mankind to conceive all beings like themselves, and to transfer to every object, those qualities, with which they are familiarly acquainted, and of which they are intimately conscious. We find human faces in the
There are three kinds of archaeologists in the world: 1. Those who wear Stetson hats and a whip. 2. Those who wear glasses and travel through wormholes. 3. Those who wear short shorts and tank tops and elaborate polygonal ponytails.Although I guess in
“I have found strength where one does not look for it: in simple, mild, and pleasant people, without the least desire to rule—and, conversely, the desire to rule has often appeared to me a sign of inward weakness: they fear their own slave soul
Anonym:No, really, who are you outside of this? Are you a literature professor or a mathematician?
You will soon find out which theory has a chance of being correct, and which one will be falsified.
How fortunate that there are reliable and always error-free translation service of the company Google. (The previous sentence was translated by Google)
All these lands shall be hers, except for that one moon of Jupiter.
What are little boys made ofWhat are little boys made ofSnips & snails & puppy dogs tailsAnd such are little boys made of.What are young women made ofSugar & spice & all things nice.Well, not really. Girls can be really gross, too. But
In Orwell’s 1984, O'Brien says, “The sex instinct will be eradicated. Procreation will be an annual formality like the renewal of a ration card. We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now.” And it’s
And a night to forget the location of one tiny, important detail.
If you’ve never heard of mixed singles beach basketball, its rules are similar to Calvinball.
The ancient Greeks believed that the uterus, if not constantly fed with semen, starts to wander around in a woman’s body until it finally attacks and bites other vital organs, leading to all kinds of ailments and behavioral disorders, subsumed under
At least she doesn’t tell you that it’s a completely transcendent being beyond the realm of time, something that can never be experienced while entrapped in this mortal coil.
Three variations of the same theme, but with increasingly smaller scales.
If only it were so easy to get rid of subscriptions in real life.
Another example of my obsession with rust; see also Rust Never Sleeps and Misplaced Parsimony.
A poultry farmer needs lots and lots of cock cages, but even more hen houses.
It was rather difficult to find a model for this photo shot willing to get the tip of his penis surgically removed.
In “The 120 Days of Sodom”, the Marquis de Sade tries to undertake the heroic attempt to encyclopedically[1] list all possible perversions; cyclopedias[2] were a big thing in his time. One side effect is that de Sade describes masochism long before
“We turn clay to make a vessel / But it is on the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the vessel depends.” — Dàodéjīng
And the straps of your top are a tad bit thinner, but that can be fixed.
As so often when I try to come up with a short, tight version of a story, I can’t resist the temptation to create a more elaborate version.
You are surely glad to hear that your worries were premature. Remember, do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.
Usually in this kind of story, the man bets his freedom and looses. But what if that already happened?
She also has very delicate, sensitive ears. Four of them.
The definition of a gentlewoman: always having time to have your genitalia licked whenever you feel like it.
Even if the virus doesn’t kill you, it effectively puts you out of the gene pool.
By the time this entry gets posted, I guess that the popularity of zombies is probably already on the wane. Anyway, it’s interesting how zombies temporarily overtook vampires in popular interest.I think vampire stories mainly deal with the troubling
When finally you surrender to us, it must be of your own free will. We do not destroy the heretic because he resists us; so long as he resists us we never destroy him. We convert him, we capture his inner mind, we reshape him. We burn all evil and
…and we also ran out of caviar.
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