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captainstevexxx: loveontopknot: This how I dance away from guys who try to dance or flirt with me while I’m out. this ^
captainstevexxx: lanactrlaltdelrey: this is some real next level shit holy fuck
captainstevexxx: hereinlife13: These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together! http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/ I love this
captainstevexxx: werq it out mama
captainstevexxx: markliddell: omg
captainstevexxx: tkyle: you wanna hot body? you better work, bitch. omfg
captainstevexxx: ellienonymous: IJS okay so I wasn’t the only one who thought this when she did that lol
captainstevexxx: It’s safe to say that my outfit helped me win 1st place in the booty shaking contest (: Woof! Boy, you iz foine!!
captainstevexxx: acyclerace: abusethesenses: yusitstampham: jennynd: LOOOOOOL, found this on a facebook group titled “LOL! Justin Bieber trying to hide his lil Boner” HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! he has a WHAT? IT’S NOT HIS FAULT HE HAS A WIDE-SET
captainstevexxx: worldofvalere: (via peauhomme) sup redhead? Holy…. … Now I know what I want for christmas this year.
captainstevexxx: aconstantransit: backsagainstthewall: (via sailingfree) oh hello OHAI. We haven’t met. But we need to. Like, now.
captainstevexxx: rubenigga: venji: gcollection: terryterror: iheartscruff: (via thextaste) Wow. eat me all you want, unf! hahaha Fuck. This beauty gets an autoreblog. Like, totally.
captainstevexxx: axioms: sisterspock: midorisour:recycleanimals:robin-sparkles BEHOLD MY MASTERPIECE OH MY GOD CAN I LOVE YOU ANY MORE RIGHT NOW NO OH MY GOD. PERFECTION. I NEED THIS ON MY BLOG. I - no words. … I’VE DIED AND GONE
captainstevexxx: Dear Pope, I Hope You Die Within The Week. Hate Always, Captain Steve XXX aka The Devil Hi. Why does it look like a monkey threw shit on the walls behind you?
captainstevexxx: lagodilot: wohhhotdude (via tgrade5) LOLWUT?! WHAT IS THIS?! I CAN’T EVEN! That, my friend, is a man getting fucked by a chicken. It’s really bad furry porn…HAH
captainstevexxx: acyclerace: rainbowballz: nicoleemariee: bendthelight: feedmetothetrees: freestylemydestiny:-distortedreality:mistursunshine:thatstarinthesky:beneathmybones:(alsobeastwars) Not porn. But it IS relevant.
captainstevexxx: saltfight: herromeekadow: chazecito: forfucksakesdude: (via mrgolightly) omg he needs to do this to me NAO!!! And one and two and one and two; in and out and in and out.
captainstevexxx: jdulayftw: tumblrisforlulz: (via cuntpunt) Always relevant.
captainstevexxx: SNPD (give me more tattoos) MMF. So sexy.
captainstevexxx: thisiswhatiswrongwithme: itakethewords: quintossential: (via bisexualfury) THIS.
captainstevexxx: SNPD, matching my chonies with my shirt Goddam you are a sexy motherfucker.
captainstevexxx: deconstruct: thirsties: (via boyhood) can someone explain this to me? the news story i read about it had nothing to do with it It’s a sinkhole, from a few years ago, in Guatemala. From what I understand, a few people were
captainstevexxx: moneiri: mistersparkle: blueprinter: the3rd: shamama:(via pinchedonny) Relevant.
captainstevexxx: electricshambles: I had to come back to change. GPOY - “Straightboy” Edition UNF! I second that UNF!
captainstevexxx: Making up for my recent lack of purple UNF!
captainstevexxx: I think this is the most GAWTH I’ve looked since high school UNF.
captainstevexxx: skrugs: happypride: angelzfly: namuuu: no idea where this is from or who made it but it’s too funny. Dying. LOL DEAD.
captainstevexxx: Red, white and… Blue balls, happy 4th? Unf.
captainstevexxx: gabrielwest: pornotumble: (via m3n, pumpkindred) my blog needed this, deal with it Amen. The only proper way to greet a hairy man in a jock is to stick your finger inside of him.
captainstevexxx: K, going to a fashion/art show, bye Sexy motherfucker. UNF. UNF AGAIN.
captainstevexxx: K, going to a fashion/art show, bye — Goddamn boy. FOINE
captainstevexxx: GPOYW: The “aftermath of a poo blog” Edition UNF.
captainstevexxx: I wish everything were purple, goodnight Hollywood —– I would do such wonderful things to this man. UNF.
captainstevexxx: robblerobble: markhamilton: saruhmae (via -screencaps) SHE’S MY ULTIMATE SPIRIT ANIMAL ^This.
captainstevexxx: badnoodles: acrossoceans: Craig: I’ll ask you three questions and you tell me the truth on two of them and one of them’s a lie, and I have to guess which one.Ellen: Perfect.Craig: Alright then. Do you have a boyfriend?Ellen: No.Craig:
captainstevexxx: Driving/snack Betch, don’t get your sexy ass killed, k? Driving + Snacking + Cellphones = Roll over explosion. :(
captainstevexxx: Dear exboyfriend, this shirt looks way better on me than it ever did on you, deal with it —– Seriously, you’re fucking UNF.
captainstevexxx: WTF have I done?! — You’ve gone and sexified yourself even more than I originally thought possible.
captainstevexxx: chazecito: grapedinthemouth: louisesarah-: icecream-headache: ihateyourpity: alwaysattract-: (via lovebytheriverside) GPOY.
captainstevexxx: Went back to school 34 lbs lighter today, thank god I didn’t lose my black girl ass Sexy sexy. UNF
captainstevexxx: tommmy: boyblair: xoxo-vomit-girl jane i’m just gonna leave this here Holy fuck me running. I’m hard now. :x
captainstevexxx: funkpunkandroll: virtualstorm: fromsydneylee: peachpastel: warningdontreadthis: One day you people will actually care and reblog this. But he’s still missing and people are still looking for him and maybe there’s someone out
captainstevexxx: fuckyeahfuzzybutts? … I’d hit that. Then stick my tongue in it. :X
captainstevexxx: kidatombomb: wahlee: Oh hey, it’s me and Jameson. i don’t think i’ve ever choked anyone during sex I…would enjoy this.
captainstevexxx: lagodilot: imnotmorrissey: (via drapesoldman) can i have this? The tender moment? Yes. Louis Garrel? Back off betch, he’s mine!
captainstevexxx: chrissnicole: fallenandrogyne: (via catsatan) (via badasschris) (via fuckyeahthecraft) light as a feather stiff as a board Top 10 favorite movie, and I’ve always wanted to try this. :x
captainstevexxx: dat ass Holy fuck please tell me these two have fucked, and that it’s recorded.
captainstevexxx: tgri5th: Logan, ya don’t gotta put the kilt back on HNNNG Sweet baby jesus.
captainstevexxx: jacksonjawbreaker: chaptersonapage: believeinnarwhals: jeffsmannequin: WUT IHSYDUAIHUSH9SUAIOJDJAO THIS OGMGEIRDFJKXC IITUERDFGJKX sdegivwh oxygen please Dead.
captainstevexxx: jbohbih: drive-by-argument: and so it begins Oh God no. yessssss ^This.
captainstevexxx: Sexually Suggestive Stretching/Party Mode That’s hot.
captainstevexxx: how i plan to spend halloween Excuse me, sir - does this cloth smell like chloroform?
captainstevexxx: proteinshakesandrocks: rainbowballz: well my brain just fell out the window Never will i trust anything now sun dials, you guys are idiots, bye ^Steve’s response, FTH.
captainstevexxx: himynamesdylan: gabesaportahadanorgasmbecausei: omg ohmygod. dayumn, whodat?! UNF LOL, I always had a crush on Aladdin.
captainstevexxx: fuckyeahjockstraps: armistance: bonerbag: theantipodeanhomo: (via vincentvincent) haha heh, funny thing about this is that i’m the one being quoted. this is from like a year ago SRSLY? That’s awesome. I ▲ you even
captainstevexxx: if he had some body hair i’d probably think he’s hotter ^What he said.
captainstevexxx: Eating Pizza Naked FTH UNF. Those hipbones.
captainstevexxx: pitabread: jamesraymond: loud by rihanna. 1. s&m2. what’s my name featuring drake3. cheers (drink to that)4. fading5. only girl (in the world)6. california king bed7. man down8. raining men featuring nicki minaj9. complicated10.
captainstevexxx: getthefuckoutofmyheadgirl: iplaywithbats: lesbianbrofist: -taylormarie: trufax are tru They forgot lesbians. what is air? This would be perfect if it had lesbians and gays loooooooooooool Does air even exist??
captainstevexxx was a gogo dancer the other night. I vote he makes it his new career.
