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tropic-mews: tigersquash99: itsaudreynotaubrey: This will never NOT be funny I’m so glad this is on tumblr My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED
jaxblade: iwouldfookthat: I can’t believe Captain America: The Winter Soldier blatantly ripped off Pokémon The First Movie. GET THA FUCK OUTTA HERE AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA NO WAY This Gif makes even more sense now .
unclefather: Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about
esperhabasi: angels-tooth: “Captain Racist Learns Nazism Is Frowned Upon In Germany” I swear this walking talking smegma blob gets dumber by the day Christ. These aren’t even antifa, he’s literally saying anti nazi stuff is bad
stormingtheivory: captain-ameriadoc-brandybucky: So, apparently, 45% of TIME magazine readers think the word “feminist” needs to be banned in 2015. The fact that the word is even ON the writer’s list of “Words That Should Be Banned in 2015”,
Look at him now. Captain of the rugby team and president of his fraternity.So easy for a true Southern Belle to control.Isn’t is cute how hard he tries to keep us with us even though the humbler keeps him on all fours.Come along now. We don’t want
sabacc: THERE’S NOT EVEN ANY WIND INDOORS, HIS COAT JUST DOES THAT OUT OF RESPECT Captain America: The Winter Soldier review by Sam H.
forgotn1: Even Superman knows Captain Marvel is stronger.
philosopherking1887: elizabethan-ho: philosopherking1887: daily-marvel-dose: get-the-cheese-to-sickbay: malcontent7: Double Standards: India Jones: Men: Captain Marvel: Men: You’re absolutely right and you should say it But it’s EVEN
alangcontreras: somethingratchet:filthyreckless: captain-joah:Ayeeee Effortless Melanin. Who is even fucking with kid on this level Fucking talent right here.
deerworld: “Captain America! Say cheese!” - stranger on campus not even 20 seconds after I got out of my car
tehbluebubble: 30 Days in a Haunted Mansion #29: Pirate You shiver your timbers as the hulking Pirate Captain points his hook threateningly at your chin, along with dozens of other swords and guns by his trusty crew. You dont even give a fuck as
stunnerdude:whethervane:angeredpomegranate:captain-dorkalicious:”We’re gonna have to break in”literally my most favorite thing ever omgplease even if you don’t like gravity falls, please, watch this *hacker voice* I’m in
captainboomboomboomlove: Pull the shades over ain’t even got time to take the shorts off Captain rush
superherofeed: Team Captain America don’t even argue.
xanderthesalamanderx: I can’t handle the Captain America Civil War trailer and I haven’t even seen it yet.
ltr300-alpha6: Relax CaptainAfter a long day of drills and sitting in her chair, Captain Leia Mayson needed a release of sorts to help clear her mind and body. That evening she invited Sera to her room for a session of relaxation and it started very
-dandelions: “My head may not be worth much at the moment but this is the head of the man who will eventually become the world’s number one swordsman. If you can’t even protect your captain then your ambition is worthless!” “What
ouendanl: captain-ameriadoc-brandybucky: So, apparently, 45% of TIME magazine readers think the word “feminist” needs to be banned in 2015. The fact that the word is even ON the writer’s list of “Words That Should Be Banned in 2015”, alongside
nessa007:The fact that Andre Braugher has still not won an Emmy and hasn’t even been nominated in recent years for his portrayal of Captain Raymond Holt is an absolute travesty.
ekaitz: God, here are a bunch of sketches from the past month to present. Captain Sugar Puffs is the cereal mascot of Titan Saga. So many AU… some are even AU within an AU.DON’T. LOOK. AT. ME.
superherosquad: MARVEL MEME » 10 characters » Carol Danvers/Ms Marvel/Captain Marvel “Hi, I’m Ms Marvel. I’ll be beating you senseless this evening.”
whethervane: angeredpomegranate: captain-dorkalicious: ”We’re gonna have to break in” literally my most favorite thing ever omg please even if you don’t like gravity falls, please, watch this
cellular-thirst: jumpingjacktrash: thatssolame: Chris Evans went full Captain America and lost every last chill he had cap is not even slightly fucking around GO CAP GO
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And here are the two grab bag shirts I got from TeeFury! I reckon I got lucky, they’re both for shows I like and I’ll totally wear these shirts. I even contemplated buying the Captain Mal one when it was originally for sale!
adirtylilsecret: jonthebutcher: Dr. Facciler, Captain Hook, Scar, and Jafar could get it, their drawings are foine as hell Y’all can’t even say Xtina doesn’t look like Ursula lol
findsomethingtofightfor: black-nata: AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN CINEMA HISTORY AN AMERICAN MADE MOVIE SWAPS FANATICAL PATRIOTISM FOR BASIC HUMAN DECENCY EVEN THOUGH THE MOVIE ITSELF IS CALLED CAPTAIN AMERICA AND IT DOESN’T GET ANY MORE PATRIOTIC
sherloques:Captain America: The Winter Soldier Audio Commentary:“This is the revelation of Bucky. We wanted to do it when the whole world was falling in on Steve. To find out that the one thing he thought he knew was not even true was like having the
holybat: captain-tsundere: jackiemakescomics: ^THIS Whoa. Nailed it. Since I follow Dirty Disney Confessions it’s Gay Disney Porn which is a lot worse yesterday my brother almost saw Aladdin’s penis I didn’t even want to see it on the first
awakeningeden: lifeofkj: erectionsandtea: sinofthemockingbird: bringerzl-deactivated20180120: Chris Evans helping clean up even though he doesn’t have to because he’s the lead fucking actorHe truly is captain america, isn’t he? and he didn’t
thewife101cevans: zwynn: Chris Evans on Jimmy Fallon promoting Captain America: The First Avenger. (July 12, 2011) School portraits are shown, explanations given and blame laid. Part 1 of 2 How did he even fit into that shirt?! @avenger-nerd-mom
captainamericafangirl1992: peopleareaproblem: I kind of admire how they made sure we’d fall in love with Steve Rogers before we fell in love with Captain America. SO ADORABLE!!!!! I wanna cuddle with him so bad you guys dont even know.
sp00pyarmin: 2spooky4nitori: nervous-neon: autumn2spooky: zombiepyrope: eteo: captain-raviolevi: what is this even are you fucking kidding me seriously scREAMS Fucking omfg loud yelling every time
xcyclopswasrightx: xcyclopswasrightx: xcyclopswasrightx: Cosplayer Bellechere as Captain Marvel This post had less than 100 notes yesterday. Looks like it found its way into the cosplayer circles of tumblr though.Even got a reblogg from Gail Simone,
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mortimermcmirestinks:captain-price-officially:this is so goddamn well-composited. I’m not kidding even slightly when I say that this is an unbelievably well-made piece of art
allxthirteen: theladylillibet: black-nata: AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN CINEMA HISTORY AN AMERICAN MADE MOVIE SWAPS FANATICAL PATRIOTISM FOR BASIC HUMAN DECENCY EVEN THOUGH THE MOVIE ITSELF IS CALLED CAPTAIN AMERICA AND IT DOESN’T GET ANY MORE
thedemonprincelucifer: whaletitsunitedxox: How do i even caption this? “That’s Captain Jack sparrow.”
vitun-iso-hauki:captain-trenchcoat:tabularojo:bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:till-the-end-of-the-bucky:hinekurapounamu-x: unfollovving: weirdteenblogger: WHAT THE HELL MUM I’d be happy with a mom like that I’d be fucking happy if I even lived
trans-punk: midtown-parker: midtown-parker: glitterthegaywitch: cryingsaltbaby: midtown-parker: devils-anus: midtown-parker: so butthurt men are leaving negative Rotten Tomato reviews on Captain Marvel before they’ve even seen it ???? If
zennistrad: jumpingjacktrash: thatssolame: Chris Evans went full Captain America and lost every last chill he had cap is not even slightly fucking around
brichibi: nessa007:The fact that Andre Braugher has still not won an Emmy and hasn’t even been nominated in recent years for his portrayal of Captain Raymond Holt is an absolute travesty. HE HASN’T?! WHAT?!
marvel-mistress: SoI got this awesome Avengers popcorn bucketIt’s got Captain America, Iron Man, and even Black WidowLook, there’s HulkAnd ThorButWhere’s Hawkeye?There he is
dylanobriens: aimmyarrowshigh: There are two little boys outside my apartment building playing Captain America and Winter Soldier, and — I’m not even IN MCU fandom, but this seems very accurate — they are just taking turns carrying each other
the-captain-destiel: “I smell good, don’t I? I taste even better.” I bet you fucking do.
RivaMika Week 2.0 ||Day 2 - The Gift [★] “Captain? Why am I supposed to carry these if it’s my birthday?”“It’s training at the same time. You should never slack off even if it’s your birthday, soldier.” “…and
beautiful-illusion-wonder: Captain Levi and Cadet Ackerman? Source This AU could work. And maybe it could even end on a happy term. Ahhh this is a reference to Toshokan Sensou/Library Wars! Another one of my favorite series <3 Levi is definitely
i-really-heichou: I’m really glad there’s a large percentage of us that read that as Kanye Ackerman.
“It’s time, brat.”I never understood…what envy was until now. “Thank you, Captain, for walking me down the aisle.”Even if…I wish I were walking towards you instead. » Smoke & MirrorsPrequel to this (?)
vitaminkae: Don’t tell me that you don’t see it~ I’m sorry if this has been done. I just needed to get this outta my system. Please click, tumblr likes to squish things \(ʘ‿ʘ)/ I usually don’t comment on reblogs but I must say this:
ayyitsjonn: attakid: captain—morgann: thecleverhelper: I am going to explode omg AHAHAHAHAHAHH I CAN’T EVEN…LAWD HAVE MURCI
unclefather: Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how
bottomfeeding-top: captain-frank-boy-universe: edsonciriacodasilva: EDSON CIRIACO DA SILVA Woowww!!! The talent which with this man Ames and inserts his penis with no hands and without looking even when it comes out of the guys rectum he Nails it
hellotailor: however, even if someone else in that room had been a human boy at some point, they 100% would not have played with ships in bottles because unlike captain picard, they did not emerge into the world fully-formed as an erudite 19th century
midstorm: I love how even when they are standing they are perfectly in character. Just look at Steve, all Captain like, while Bruce is fidgeting to the side.