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lindseybluth: elijahkrantz: There are lipstick stains on my capri sun which lana del rey song is this from
harampolice:me: beer is so nastybearded 26 year old yuppie white man that listens to the black keys: thats because you drink capri sun sweetie:) your palette is so unsophisticated grow up (: I ferment my own piss
ghostcongregation: songsaboutswords: im not paying three dollars for this theres no capri sun and they didnt spell salammy right when you inform Mother that you would like to eat lunchables just as the other schoolchildren do at luncheon
considerablybigben: *puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
taylor-sea: *leans against wall* *sips a capri sun* hey
*takes a sip from my capri sun juice pouch* nothing is real
jerkidiot: jerkidiot: I DON’T WANT TO GROW UP I WANT TO STAY A LITTLE KID FOREVER I NEED CAPRI SUN I NEED TEMPORARY TATTOOS IS IT WORKING
cookieforyou-castiel: drmichaelaquinn: a party where everyone dresses up in fancy dresses, and you eat novelty chicken nuggets, fruit snacks, and drink capri suns and watch cartoons a party where everyone wears pajamas,and you drink red wine and have
h0llaween: yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.
cookieforyou-castiel:drmichaelaquinn: a party where everyone dresses up in fancy dresses, and you eat novelty chicken nuggets, fruit snacks, and drink capri suns and watch cartoons a party where everyone wears pajamas,and you drink red wine and have
strivingking: Posts that some people make on tumblr about what their attracted to be so dam specific yo lol Women be like “When dudes in wal-mart be 6’2 and up wearing grey shorts and have their haircut and be lookin fine looking for capri suns in
interquast: dancing-fancy-pirouettes: porcelainskylines: h0llaween: yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets. #brendon urie age 17 he is ready
wtfsofunny: Follow wtfsofunny for more=)) I lost my shit at “Apply Capri-Sun straw”
wenius: whenever i drink a capri sun it lasts for like 0.06178 seconds
tasia-reader: I got verified on Twitter about a week ago, and I sarcastically made a tweet that since I’m verified now it’s time to get some sponsors for my stream. I listed 3 people, Redbull, Capri Sun and YouPorn. So obviously, YouPorn responded
stupidpunk:Was stuck in traffic thirsty dying etc so I ripped open a Capri sun with my teeth bc u know one hand on the wheel and sucked the whole thing dry in 10 sec flat only to glance in my right side mirror to see a young man staring at me in the next
bobcatmoran:I don’t know if any of my followers are the types to drink Wild Cherry Capri-Suns, but Kraft has just issued a recall for a batch of them because they were partially filled with a diluted cleaning solution. Obviously, if you have any
maggiekarp2:lizardsister:remember when trump gutted the FDA and ever since we’ve had year after year of near constant major food recalls Today is Capri-Sun and frozen pizza btw
drmichaelaquinn: a party where everyone dresses up in fancy dresses, and you eat novelty chicken nuggets, fruit snacks, and drink capri suns and watch cartoons a party where everyone wears pajamas,and you drink red wine and have fancy finger foods
princeruffian: capri sun what the fuck does that even mean
steakpanties: why are children so mean??? like those little shits will not spare you, they’ll straight up go “why your hair so ugly?” or “your makeup looks funny” tHEY WILL DRAG YOU THROUGH THE FUCKING DIRT WHILE HOLDING A FUCKING CAPRI SUN
dontbeanassbutt: nuka-rockit:remember kids: rats are the capri sun of the vampire world hi what the FUCK does this mean
beetledrink: taakoenchilada: beetledrink: beetledrink: stick a capri sun straw into a hot pocket or don’t, i’m not a cop sounds like something a cop would say the only people less qualified to be an authority figure than i am are actual cops
sergle: what if instead of biting you, a vampire just jammed a capri sun straw into your neck
johnnyjoestarrelatable:how’d they make capri sun thinner than water
kinktendo-shamecube:kinktendo-shamecube:she got that Capri Sun Roarin’ Waters pussylord please forgove me but i think im bout to respect the pouch
typical-ingrid: I like to think the vampire boy’s mom gives him his daily blood in little capri sun pouches, and that the other boy is completely oblivious to all the signs that his friend is a vampire.
ragazzzo: *takes picture of me holding capri sun at party and posts it on facebook* getting jacked uuuuup tonight!
paranoid: crystvllized: live fast die young drink capri sun
relaxxxing: spaceshipsandpurpledrank: shouldnt: They really need to make capri sun packs bigger. I’m not fucking 7 anymore. I am a grown man. All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it. Step your juice game up
paxamericana: welcome to the friend zone. it’s a zone for friends. hang out, have fun, grab a capri sun. there’s trampolines and a ball pit.
overthemistymountainsliesadragon: shouldnt: They really need to make capri sun packs bigger. I’m not fucking 7 anymore. I am a grown man. All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it.
loserstfu: fuckyahumor: lindseybluth: elijahkrantz: There are lipstick stains on my capri sun which lana del rey song is this from
I guess I’m going to try to sleep a little more. God knows I need it.
beefsquatch: you know how strippers have that thing where they pull a chain and water splashes down on them i want that but with unopened capri suns
harampolice: me: beer is so nasty bearded 26 year old yuppie white man that listens to the black keys: thats because you drink capri sun sweetie:) your palette is so unsophisticated grow up (: I ferment my own piss
officialunitedstates: euqah: officialunitedstates: Life hack: they serve capri suns at bars if you ask nicely REALLY? Nope, I was lying. It doesn’t make economic sense for bars to carry children’s juice pouches. Follow for more disillusionment.
pinataprincess: capri sun what the fuck does that even mean
