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cant-help-cheating: If you ever saw your wife with your friends, you’d never believe that this is the same woman who just lies there and waits (not very long) for you to be done.
cant-help-cheating: Your don’t think it’s appropriate for your friends to be buying your wife lingerie. She assures you that not only it is appropriate, it would be unfriendly of her to refuse and ungrateful of her not to model it for them.
cant-help-cheating:Your wife showed your friends how her tits pop out of her new swimsuit. They assured her it will be dine.
cant-help-cheating: Your friends all laugh when you say your wife would never be down with facefucking.
cant-help-cheating: You’d be shocked to her your friends call your wife’s tits “slut udders.” Especially if you knew that she likes it.
housewife4fantasylife: cant-help-cheating: Your don’t think it’s appropriate for your friends to be buying your wife lingerie. She assures you that not only it is appropriate, it would be unfriendly of her to refuse and ungrateful of her not to
Daddydog’s kitty hasn’t been doing so hot. Bailed on working today to visit and say goodbye and offer my condolences. To anyone who has ever awkwardly had to hear me meow at shit in old mic streams, its that kitty’s fault. Always walke
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: sweet-cherry-fairy: thick-thighs-and-french-fries: baawri: Say no to stereotypes, be happy everyday! [x] Cant reblog this enough I love that this shows both sides, how society is ingrained to see women as baby-makers
chelseajadexo: have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me
cant-help-cheating: She knows you’ll be home soon, but your wife figures there’s time to give your friend Tom a quick blowjob.
cant-help-cheating: Your wife loved trying to seduce your friends. Truth be told, it wasn’t that difficult.
cant-help-cheating: Your wife’s ass was her feature that first caught your eye. She and your friends laugh about how you thought that marrying her meant that ass would be for you alone now. An ass like that needs more cock than you’ve got.
zarakane: Not sure what to wear for Tranny pride in Manchester in a few weeks….think im gonna avoid my thigh high boots cus it will be boiling hot and I need to be mobile rather than limping around after an hour :P Cant wait to see my friends from
magicalgirlmindcrank: I still cant believe they designed the perfect pokemon right off the bat wow just look at it. Its soft, cute AND everyones friend. It can be whatever you want it to be. The perfect size to hold and the perfect face to smooch. its
I think I’m making the decision to sell my pass for the con this weekend. I cant handle being in the same space as my ex best friend. It is killing me because I want to see my past students. But I cant do it.
curtains-of-beef: conjunxs: you should never date someone for the sake of dating someone. you should be good friends, if not best friends with your partner. if you cant go to your partner for personal advice, if youre afraid to call your partner out on
cant-help-cheating:You should be home from work soon. Your friend has your wife watching for you so he can finish early if he needs to.
surfacage: commission for kitt humanity’s strongest!! (also bandages…..hehehehe)
conjunxs: you should never date someone for the sake of dating someone. you should be good friends, if not best friends with your partner. if you cant go to your partner for personal advice, if youre afraid to call your partner out on something, if you
meatgod: audaciouswife: cant-help-cheating: Your wife sent this picture to your friend, with a text saying she’d be home alone all weekend. I’ve sent pics like this to hubby’s friend’s. God damn,meatGod approved
masochistangelxx: me and my friends were talking about sex and kinks the other day and my one friend was like “i cant believe some people get off on embarrassment like they like being humiliated and hurt” and i was just like :) yeah :) cant believe
chelseajadexo:have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me
17yr: there could be a lil lonely ghost buddy following u around cause he thinks ur funny and cute and wishes he could talk to u and be ur friend but he cant cause hes a ghost
curtains-of-beef: conjunxs: you should never date someone for the sake of dating someone. you should be good friends, if not best friends with your partner. if you cant go to your partner for personal advice, if youre afraid to call your partner out
cant-help-cheating: Your wife was a big fan of your friend’s football team, as well as being the after-game entertainment.
lifesyourcanvas: let-me-be-skinny-to-death: asking-mice-and-men: cant-you-see-imbroken: of-keen-gaze: Did they just say boys are beautiful??? Aren’t they supposed to be handsome… why can’t they be beautiful? o.o One of my best friends is
cant-help-cheating: It seems like whenever your friends are around, your wife’s shorts get shorter and shorter. She tells you it must be your imagination and to stop being jealous.
bigbirdvevo: why cant we be friends i sing as i go onto page 38 of your blog
yezvs:me: wanna go out tonight?friend: sorry cant tonight :(me: ok honestly if you hate me just tell me? what have i done wrong. if you dont want to be my friend just say sorefocuses
american-mouth-flightless-bird: “ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!” The Musical. #JEN#SO MUCH JEN#I GET WORRIED SOMETIMES WE TAKE IT TOO FAR
snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii: american-mouth-flightless-bird: “ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!” The Musical. #JEN#SO MUCH JEN#I GET WORRIED SOMETIMES WE TAKE IT TOO FAR #you cant be best friends
tooaya: crabbyjammies: bernardlblacks: being friends with artists to get free drawings doesn’t even work!!!! i am an artist and i cant even give myself free drawings Honestly if I tell you I’ll draw something for you there’s really only about
thank u friends for your kind words regarding the previous anon ahahaha i understand my art hasn’t been 100% clean and spiffy lately and as i said it was due to school, time-consuming reasons, and plain laziness dfdfHhg but i am glad you guys are