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db-spencer: This series was only supposed to be 3 or 4 shots. Now it’s over 30! Could you say no to a candy-coated Noelle?
daniels-gillies: In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it. - MEAN GIRLS
surprisebitch: buttcheekpalmkang: ride-eternal-in-valhalla: yujuchingu: sapphictaurean: trohmosexual: who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna
bigtymedarkside: Finger in the Candy Bowl“Sweets to Sweets” i always say ^^A Trash Drawthread Request
bohemea: Unfortunately before my death I had no desire left for life… I am just so bored by everything. You might say bored to death. Did you know I couldn’t last. I always knew it. I wish I could meet you all again. Candy Darling (November 24th,
naru-woah: Papa says “no more candy”, which makes for a disappointed Sarada 😞
devilscandycomic: 🎃💜👻🔪🍭HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!🎃💜👻🔪🍭 Hope you had a devilish day! I just wanted to say that even though we started posting Devil’s Candy on the 19th 2014, I think Halloween marks a good anniversary for us.
In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it
ispinthespiral: Shono is one of the best MC artists on DeviantArt. This art right here says it all. Lost in her trance, lost in her candy. What a delicious situation. I agree, Shono is the best.
ditzydolls: “Okay, um… are you ready to try again?” “Huh?” “Ohmigawd! Candi! You need to, like, focus!” “Oh… um, right, sorry. What were we doing again?” “Ughhh! Running away! Remember?” “Oh, right! From-” “Don’t say it!”
samwiththagap: gregwuzhere: Fuck you, candy corn is alright U say “alright” cuz it ain’t good lol Can you not expose me please 😂😂
an-angry-wolf: surprisebitch: buttcheekpalmkang: ride-eternal-in-valhalla: yujuchingu: sapphictaurean: trohmosexual: who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt
socialworkmemes: kerfluff: pallet-town-julie-brown: thatdudeemu: ghdos: I don’t even know what to say about this fuckshit. This is disgusting Prudence read her tho . Yall need to see the slayage Thank you, Prudence. Everyone deserves candy.
notnumbersix: wolf-candy:lolfactory: Things That Line Up Surprisingly Well ☆ funny pictures notnumbersix I would say it was divine intervention lol ALIEN MIRACLE
bowsic: yujuchingu: sapphictaurean: trohmosexual: who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it” Me. Feed Me The Pain Salt if my eye
pleasurable-pain: daddys-candy: Yes, I will, Daddy. As loudly as you want me to. As many times as you tell me to. only when i say so baby
6:10 - 7:45. Maybe thirty kids. I gotta say, though, some of the best costumes I’ve seen for ages! I feel bad for the first few kids, since after that I just gave out handfuls of candy.What was the best costume you’ve ever had? I think mine was an
nothingnormalaboutme: A few of my favorite porn stars that I’m not embarrassed to say that I know by name: Samantha38g, Lexxi Luxe/Anorei Collins, Chaka T, Selena Star, Maserati XXX, Anastasia Vanderbust, Cotton Candi
bbcwhoreandhubby: mastershango: “Every hotwife deserves having herself a piece of black chocolate. When I say ‘chocolate’, I’m not referring to the one that you can find in candy bars. No, I’m talking about the one that’s studly and black,
I have decided Dumbledore always made his passwords candy names because then Severus Snape would have to say things like "fizzing wizbees" and "lemon drop"
fililikilili: Ryuu finally picked up some chicks and Atsushi apparently stole Ibushi’s rifle. I don’t even know what to say about En’s heart-shaped cotton candy…
nastykinkysissycumslut: brandybugotti27: My Candy Stick wanted to say Hi pure lust!
motherjepsen: i went to Walmart to get dividers and stickers for the kids bc one boy asked for some stickers and i was like i don’t have any but i can get some for you and then ended up getting candy despite saying I wouldn’t for a kid and forgot
maryannehill: THIS IS MY BOX OF CANDY…Hi!… and… the box that a penis comes in. Always remember, never throw away ANY packing box that something came in. You never know when you might need it again.Just saying.= )Now go have a fun Valentine’s
that moment When a girl you dis-like asks you for a piece of candy or gym and you say “It’s almost gone.”
his-arm-candy: When you’re scared and Daddy says “Do you want a hug?”
joes-brain-candy: “Silence,It has a sound, a fullness.It’s heavy with sigh of tree,And space between breaths.It’s ripe with pause between birdsongAnd crash of surf. It’s golden they say….” ~ Angela Long
shiroyanagisawa: trohmosexual: who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it” you are weak
femsdoitbetter: “Daddy says that my pussy’s as sweet as candy.”
toopunktofuck: one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall
eadlynsinger: 1. Welcome to Appleton2. Candle Space3. Off Site Location4. Out of the Winter Candy Apple5. All You Had to Do Was Say (you didnt have the candles)6. Shake it Off7. I Wish You Would Give Me My Candles For Free8. Bad Peach Bellini9. Oh Jen10.
trannyup4u: tranny-candy:WHO IS THIS!!!! PLEASE!!! “Honey, you’re never going to guess what happened during my business trip. You know that black co-worker you’re always saying I should get with? Well, I managed to finally get with her, and
strivingking: validx2: You ever had somebody say some unrealistic nasty shit to you they be like “I want you to fuck me on a rollercoaster going backwards eating cotton candy” like bitch you know I can’t do that
brandybugotti27: My Candy Stick wanted to say Hi
brandybugotti27: Miss Candy wanted to say Hi!!!
catanacomics:Happy Valentines Day! 😄 What would your candy hearts say? #catanacomics
personwhosnameyouwillnotguess: firewhiskey-and-policeboxes: nightvaleliveradio: ohperfectcarlos: nightvaleliveradio: *spits out candy* What can I say, Cecil. You must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe. I surrender.
just-shower-thoughts: If I put an empty bowl out on Halloween with a sign that says “Take one”, I’ll look like a good person and everyone will think someone just took all the candy
yujuchingu: sapphictaurean: trohmosexual: who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it” Me. Feed Me The Pain Salt
ambiguouslyevil: toopunktofuck: one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot
randomitemdrop:randomitemdrop:Item: salty licorice pirate candy, granting +1 against Undead and proof against seasickness for d4 hours. Now that I’ve tried it I should say that you have to win a Fortitude check
stealthrockdamage:ghoulchurch:ghoulchurch:The pandemic has seriously fucked up the socializing skills of little kids they dont even say trick or treat anymore they just give you the kubrick stare until you give them candy Me:Hi!! Happy halloween!!!😃9year
dwinkus:when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days
writing-prompt-s: “Say Candy Man three times, then Bloody Mary three times, and then Beetlejuice three times. You’re not so lonely anymore, are you?”
sandersstudies: I want a home mostly just to welcome people into it. There will be bowls of candy for guests, and the cookie jar is full. I’ll always say “I was just about to make a coffee/tea/cocoa, would you like one?” when somebody walks in.
sandersstudies:I want a home mostly just to welcome people into it. There will be bowls of candy for guests, and the cookie jar is full. I’ll always say “I was just about to make a coffee/tea/cocoa, would you like one?” when somebody walks in.
p-m-p: I don’t Care what the Conversation Is about when I hear you say “Eye candy” These are the pictures that flash through my head.
warm-sweatpants:Best Homestuck Valentine candy box I’ve ever seen if I do say so myself
scribblingbearcat: god-dammit-mason: Everyone is saying that the professor is grinding the Pokémon into candy, but consider the following: • The professor frantically running around with assistants, inspecting hundreds of thousands of pidgeys a
drinkyourfuckingmilk: all lying parents will be designated to the parental shame spiral (I’ve been watching too many of those sadistic videos where parents lie and say they ate their kids halloween candy)
share-with-kokawko: tltty: wow summer went by so fast i can almost taste the christmas presents i was going to say halloween candy
summerfinns: First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn’t free candy. Second, there are, like, thirty Ray’s Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one’s on 11th. And if you see a sign that says “Peep Show”,
onlyslimnstacked: Candy Charms - the word says it all!
