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“What do you think, perv? Do these little shorts make you want to fuck me more than my perky braless tits? You can say it’s gross and wrong all you want, but you still watch as I tease you. What’s going to make my little brother finally
wifesahottie: Lying time again…”No baby, I promise you can’t see through your top”
m-fing-slender-man-on-a-plane: luipaardjack: Jeff. Jeff. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff! No. Jeff. No. Jeff. No. Jeff! Stop bothering me. Jeff, there’s something in my closet. There’s nothing in your closet Alex. You’re not five. Jeff, there’s
myredbike: Forever your protection Slide your tired body against mine and rest your weary head on my chest. Let me wrap my arms around you. Nothing will happen while I’m here to protect you. No one can reach you or touch you. You’re safe when you’re
dollbreaker: You’ll hate yourself for masturbating to this for the rest of your life, and you’ll hate yourself for putting yourself in situations you desperately want to escape but can’t, but you’ll do both, all the same. You’re forever in
collegehumor: mashable: Can You Make It Through This Entire Video? No skipping ahead. No pausing. No opening another tab and letting this play in the background. Adam Ruins Everything <— Full Playlist
omorashisuggestion:No I didn’t wake you up. You were sleeping so well and I know how long it takes for you to get back to sleep. There’s a town thirty miles from here, can you…Oh I’m sorry! I really should’ve woken you up. Do you have any spare
sumisa-lily: “Can you be happy with the movies, and the ads, and the clothes in the stores, and the doctors, and the eyes as you walk down the street all telling you there is something wrong with you? No. You cannot be happy. Because, you poor darling
hotwhiteguy: hotwhiteguy: i lost my number, can you give me yours no no no not your phone number your credit card number
thistlefly: thistlefly:“Source? Can you provide a literal example of-” No! No, I don’t always have the concrete citations of what I believe to be morally correct in my back pocket. No, in my focus on keeping my own offline life together I haven’t
happychuckmas: when people are prejudice but you can’t call them out on it because half this stupid website agrees with their narrow-minded drivel. it’s okay to want to ‘fight your cause’ or what the fuck ever, but seriously, you
justjasper: inkformyblood: There are no Penelope Garcia/Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid fics. (Or if there are I can’t find them) I kinda want to try my hand at writing them but I don’t feel too confident with them rn? But no harm no foul I guess. I’ll
buttersmd: captain-snark: czechs-and-holdings: Can we PLEASE remove the stigma for blue collar work in America? “You don’t wanna be a garbage collector when you grow up, do you?” า,000 a year, no college needed? God forbid you take an honest
throughthewildblue: You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps). Do you know what else you can’t buy with
youredamagedgoods: Cute anniversary idea: Spend the year beforehand making you completely helpless and dependent on me, until you no longer believe you can live without me. Convince you that all your friends hate you until I’m the only one you have
#Emergency Program One means I’m facing an enemy that should never get their hands on this machine. So this is what you should do: let the TARDIS die. Just let this old box gather dust. No one can open it. No one will even notice it. Let it become
sh-iroyasha: Hello there! I need some help, can you please like or reblog, if you have the next stuff in your blog 🙏 Gintama Haikyuu!! Free! Days Yuri on Ice!!! Akatsuki no Yona Nijiiro days Kuroko no Basket Short cake cake Kiss him not me Noragami
chekhovzgun: Mutuals: hey mutuals feel free to hit me up whenever Me: hey Mutuals: lol no not you
regretfulness: tinymelee: uh.. guys? trump has 292 electorals as of a poll released today, and shit just got really scary.. (if you’re wondering how this is possible when he doesn’t have the popular vote, just remember that you can win the election
brilliantpanda: i like mass effect because… it tells you that everyone’s important, that no one’s too small or worthless to save, and you can kiss aliens
notmysecret: ambersweet1337: notmysecret: can someone fuck amber so she can stfu No but really though.Please do not apply unless you are at least my height. beggars can’t be choosers. Yes, where do I apply?
incestpornworld: *when your mom gives you the look of wanting more there’s no way in hell you can say no*
thewillowrae: Somehow you’ve red-rovered the gestapo circling my heart and nothing can defeat you–no death, no ugly world. (The Past Is A Grotesque Animal // of Montreal) 11-17-2015
“If you think it’s natural for people to sacrifice their own lives to save others, surely you understand that sometimes a single death can save many lives.” — Mikasa “The only thing we’re allowed to do, is to believe that
oekaki-chan: “Mikasa, i can do it by myself, so please go to your room, additionally you’re totally disturbing me…” “No Eren, i know you’re bad at history…”
“If you’re under our refuge, you will be able to live a peaceful life.” - Humanity’s Strongest Family Can’t help but love Mitsuki’s statement in the new OVA <3
jaejussi: rockstar
fuku-shuu: The conclusive image of the Hangeki no Tsubasa game - Armin, Mikasa, Eren, and Levi in the “Thank You” class!The in-game versions can be found here, the clean individual images here, and the stats versions here!Hangeki no Tsubasa will
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zuviosgemini: rufi-oh-no: cnnbreaking: REALLY FLORIDA??? ARE YOU OKAY??????? no we’re not How can you ask us this? We’re basically the inner ring of Hell.
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impregnationfreak: “I’m gonna cum in you!”“No don’t, please! I’m ovulating! I don’t want to get pregnant!” “Ooooohh…..too late! HHHRRRNNNNGGGHHHH!!!!!” “No please! Oh god I can feel you spurting in me!!!”
buttcramps: why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away
leadfeathers: geekerypokery: jeremymcbitchin: Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever. i want a novel focused around a character with braces during
drunkpeeta: healthy-from-the-inside-out: drunkpeeta: it really pisses me off that it’s 2013 and i still have to wait for my hair to dry like can someone please invent something that can dry it quick?? you mean like a hairdryer? can we agree to
powerburial: signedsincerelymegan: powerburial: just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before. or you could do the easy thing and
1of2dads: Dad and I had a code. Can you help me with a project in the garage was the clue to each other we need to shoot. I can’t recall a time went one of us ever said no, or can’t do it. Dad had caught me jacking off in there when I was 17. He
noir-acrylic: Nah uh if I want to dress up sometimes for no reason then I can, you’re not stopping me lol and there’s no reason for you to be talking shit either. Ugh freaking self centered teens in this generation.
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hawkeyedflame:hst3000:hawkeyedflame: i love listening to my fiancée drawing“no stop”“oh no i didn’t mean to do that”“wRONG LAYER”“wait go back”“what line is that?!”“cAN YOU– [irritated noises]”“oh you…bastard”“what..layer
superlansde:You guys don’t know this, but there’s a meme going on in Mexico about how our economy is going to collapse because no one wants to use their new fifty pesos bill because no one wants to let go of their axolotlsLook at that dude
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sissytherapy: having no balls means real sissy orgasms, you can still cum but it is so much more satisfying knowing you no longer produce anything masculine :3
myclassywife:Sometimes I just can’t help myself, you don’t mind do you? No, no I do not
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lovntspoon: “How can you ask me that? I am making love to you.” “I know honey but you get rock hard when we do that. Maybe you’re bisexual?” “Maybe. Do you mind that?” “No baby….did you notice how wet I got fantasizing about you and
horrors-of-the-mind: Cat: *Wont allow you to snuggle*Brain: “The cat hates you. No one loves you not even the cat” *Laughs*Me: “It’s a cat, a cat can’t hate you” Brain: ….Me: ….Brain: “HATE’S YOU HATE’S YOU HATE’S YOU HATE’S
privatefamilytime: “Can you come in here,” my mom called. I was jacking off at the moment and didn’t want to be interrupted so I called back, “I’m busy at the moment. Can’t it wait?” “No, it can’t. Come here right now,” she said. I
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carmenbass: There is no salvation for the soul but to fall in Love. Only lovers can escape out of these two worlds. This was ordained in creation. Only from the heart can you reach the sky: The Rose of Glory can grow only from the heart. Rumi