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You love the fact that your new girlfriend can hang around with your buds while your not around.
goonparadise: stacielovesgirls: goonparadise: strokebabe - Why can’t you take your eyes off of cock? I wonder how long she would have to lick that cock, without letting it cum, till the whole thing, cock and balls, turned…blue. Not long, in my
Not only was your boss in beside you, in the room, and your wife, almost naked, in front of him, and you. She even said, “honey, you can stay, but remember that your boss is the only one allowed to fuck me.”
I’ve lost control and I don’t want it back I’m going numb, I’ve been hijackedPanic! At the Disco - Nicotineshoves mick bodt towards a broken atsit!eren after ch 18, “fix him”slightly nsfw version in the dick blog.
prayfuckdie: i lied.. I’m not really frustrated.. but can I still fuck you? (M) I’ll pretend to be frustrated more often if this works. Ha! I like the thought of a lover being so supportive that they say yes to this. My (S) is like that.
If you guys thought Coulson's death was sad, imagine what happens when Stan Lee can't cameo anymore.
my inspiration for this was to be a mermaid (not really)
Guys. Seriously. Stop. Being. Arrogant. Dicks. Think. With. Your. Head. Not. With. Your. Penis. Didn’t your mother ever teach you how to be decent? @mumbles94
My jaw hit the floor. Sano drew Skutts. I just got it. *drooling over the glorious futa* I can go die happy now. (Also, that was my first commission… and holy shit it gets hard to be patient. You guys who are waiting on yours have no idea how
biggaycocks:achievemenhunt:madgastronomer:The Chrome browser exists to show you ads and track where you go so that Google can show you more ads. Please stop using Chrome. Firefox is open source, and while Mozilla is not perfect, it isn’t actively fucking
Can You Please Fucking Reblog This if You Think A Guy and a Girl Can Go Out Together and it Not be Date
dreamlike-melody: I can’t stop laughing at the fact that not only does Yuuri hold an onigiri pillow/plushie in the kiss and cry, but his fans also toss food related things for him after his performanceAnother onigiriNigiriTempura And a donut You
littleotherkinthings-andproblems: Anonymous asked: I #ave a question for ot#er Alternian trollkin. I can feel t#e base of my #orns w#ere t#ey attac# to my #ead, but not really t#e rest of t#em. Is t#is common? #ow did t#e rest of you figure out w#at
sleepyquail replied to your post: oh my fucking god i hate these fucking levels holy… whiiiiich ooooone (also are you playing on Normal cos jesus it can be a bitch sometimes) *plays soothing music and passes an infinite ammo RPG-7* i don’t
vetor2064: Even more. This time featuring Tetsuo. Mostly…Not gonna bother with a link this time. You can just find the clips on youtube anyway.
Can I just say fuckin holy fuck, holy shit fuck, and what the damn mother fuck!!! Imagine this is your best friends girl, and you try to pretend you’re not affected by this beauty. That’s just cruel!!
shaclows: yxxz: yxxz: you know what’s really odd? numbers not divisible by 2 That joke was so bad i can’t even
johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: the-unpopular-opinions: I hate it when people are like “wow I’m so awkward!” or they think acting awkward is cute and quirky. It’s not cute and fun when you actually are awkward and can’t talk to anyone or make
justacoffeeshop: doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat sounds like you have tom jones disease is it rare? it’s not unusual
christopherwhitelawpine: Mads Mikkelsen photographed by Kennet Havgaard
leaningtowerofstark: quidditchcaptain: leaningtowerofstark: I dont understand how people can not like cats theyre like little motherfucking tigers that roam your house and you can cuddle them and theyre fluffy and theyve got adorable little paws and
dirtyaceattorneycrackfessions: Do not steal clients from people like me. I will take you to court, and forge evidence, and bribe a little girl, and frame you in every way, so that you can never go back to them without tasting defeat like blood in your
gays-cats-and-funnies:can-you-even-not: gays-cats-and-funnies ramck001 pleasantnightmare007 zoologydragon stushi-roll this is so fucking cute! Love red pandas
thestormalwayscalms: jackwynand:daddy issues = not funny being traumatized by a father figure to the point where you can’t trust any man = not funny getting scared of men raising their voices = not funny living your whole life wondering why your
datesp8jr: Y’all worship an actor until they make one little mistake then they’re the worst person on the planet. Shut the fuck up. Not everyone’s on Tumblr 24/7, learning to be the best little SJW they can be like the rest of you. People fuck
Called a guy out yesterday for just straight up falling off the face of the earth and not answering my texts, a day after he was all omg I can’t wait to meet you blah blah and being needy and shit, YET always looking at my snapchat story. Oh, he
you-do-not-know:yimra:skovenshemmeligheder:woeworld:beetledrink:quite literally fucking anything can happen right nowPangaea will reformFinland is a superpower by 2021👀finnish empire 2021
dimmadivorce:its always “lets remove the incinerator at the bottom to save the plinko horse” and not “lets not put a horse in a fucking plinko machine” 🙄
captainjonnitkessler:Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -
It can suck to be a mail clerk - especially if you're not a male
Not my art, if you know the artist please feel free to contact me so I can credit this!
GOD DAMN IT, IT’S SPELLED SENSE, NOT SENCE. FUCK
when will people get that "pretty for a black girl" is not a fucking compliment?
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Fuck this whole situation. Fuck myself for letting this happen. And fuck you for letting it happen too. Fuck your attitude and twofaced-ness. What the fuck was I even thinking…?! I CAN’T DEAL WITH MALE SPECIMENS LIKE YOU.
Fuck. I’ve never been this upset with myself. I fucking ruin everything. Can’t even describe how I feel right now. You probably think it was our fault but it’s not. I just fuck everything up. Wish I had a rewind button. I’m sorry.
wayward-hobbit: “As long as I can remember, when I was a little kid I have always been conscious that we are here for a limited period. Not really fearing death at all, but as a little boy I did resent it. I thought it was unfair because there
jokebud: slavery: I’m watching naruto and this old guys like naruto if you can get me some ASS I’ll teach you to walk on fucking water son i HATE that i know that you’re taking about jiraiya
Not having money is so amazing. Who could have known how much better every part of life is when you can’t pay rent or food or relevant medication it’s so underappreciated to not have anything to make existing easier 💖 more people should
mangledsmile: i just want to fuckin kiss you but i fuckin can’t because ur not fuckin here fuck
Hey uhhhh computer can you maybe not go fucking black screen when I JUST GET IN A COMP GAME
equalistmako: equalistmako: This is even more disappointing than my life choices Oh… right. Well, I mean this still sucks for people without iPods/iPhones. ugh why can’t I just read it on my computeR THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR *flips
astro-surf:naked-yogi: scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: HA! I am literally nauseous from reading this last sentence. Are you fucking joking? I want to throw up. I can’t practice yoga in the nude in public, anywhere in the world,
