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Oh man I am so happy right now. We can take over an acquaintance’s apartment because he’s going abroad and won’t be coming back to this town. I’ve been worrying about our housing prospects for months, but oooh man. This is such
desirethepositive: I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town” and they
npr: If you want to see how refugees are changing Buffalo, N.Y., the West Side Bazaar is a good place to start. It’s an incubator for immigrant-owned businesses. And it’s the only place in town where you can eat Ethiopian sponge bread, Burmese noodles
insertsexytimehere: roryink: cummingtonites: galmhd: princeofthelight: hairofdoom: im laughing why is this even buried deep inside windows programming GUYS GO DO THE THING. WHY IS THIS EVEN HERE?! Can’t forget about flourish.mid and town.mid
mixxtapej: mugglescanttameme: wreckingbally: Welcome to Night Vale is a free podcast in the style of community radio set in a strange, Twilight Zone-esque town called Night Vale. What do you need to know? You can listen to it on itunes for free or
yindy: mixxtapej: mugglescanttameme: wreckingbally: Welcome to Night Vale is a free podcast in the style of community radio set in a strange, Twilight Zone-esque town called Night Vale. What do you need to know? You can listen to it on itunes for
robotsandfrippary: habitualrogue: That can’t be a good sign welcome to toon town.
nachosinthetardis: maxhole: if u dont think moaning is the hottest shit u can get right outta town
warpedchyld: this-too-too-sullied-flesh: kristoffbjorgman: hashadenoughpoptarts: Step aside Jelsa There’s a new Disney/Dreamworks crossover ship in town can their ship name be Harming because they’re both colossal asshats who fuck everyone’s
laplazuli: cookiesoreosandmilk: SIGNAL BOOST THIS SO ALL THE GIRLS IN DENTON TEXAS CAN SEE THIS AND STAY SAFE, AND NOT GO TO THE BATHROOM ALONE, PLEASE.Girls in Texas, and other towns that are unsafe areas, please stay safe, and don’t go to public
neil-gaiman: neil-gaiman: neil-gaiman: holdharmonysacred: Nothing like wanting to read some Neil Gaiman short stories when you have no money, Google refuses to cough up PDFs, and you can’t exactly get up and run to the town library to see if they
itneeds2bstrange: Daddy, mom is still out of town for a few days and we don’t feel good. Can we stay home with you today?
daddysbottom: My brother-in-law Chris and I get along very well. In fact, we get along even better when my sister is out of town and I can spend plenty of time with him, rubbing his muscular, smooth chest as he’s pounding his big cock deep into my
slytherynn: thelilnan: drillbot: new-zealand-town: i’ve watched this like 12 times i can’t stop laughing #cats what the fuck this cat is broken omg my cat does stuff like this.
maxhole: if u dont think moaning is the hottest shit u can get right outta town
camuizuuki: ro-s-aspa-rks: lagertha-lodbrok: nikkilouwho: drillbot: new-zealand-town: i’ve watched this like 12 times i can’t stop laughing #cats Dying. oh my god i love this shithead cat Why cats are amazing #897876923 peeing myself
time-travelingbananas: cunicular: New Zealand is the worst with ridiculous puns seriously we can’t help ourselves we have a town called Bulls and everytime we drive through there I just Oh god, we’re in Bulls…WHYBULLS JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU FUCKING
chocolatebirdie: vriskamindfangserket: I’ll never forget the time I went to a gay pride parade and on the way back home the train was so packed everyone was literally hugging each other and I said “I can’t take this, I’m just a small town girl”
blacksquares: next time you’re at a party in a town that you hate or dont give a shit about or something see how many dudes you can sneak off with and like go to take off their pants but then just pull their belt out of their pants and leave. see how
meladoodle: meladoodle: Imagine a volcano erupting and covering the whole town in lava. Kids everywhere would be like ‘This… this is what we’ve trained for’ I can’t believe how many confused messages I got for this… I’m referring to the
ghostinthedude: “That’s right pretty boy. You wanna be possessed, don’t you? You want to give your sexy body over to me. Let me take you around town. I’ll use your handsome good looks to find a daddy so we can get fucked together. Don’t worry,
blackreignbow: rudegyalchina: last-bi-in-town: The whole conversation I had with the white mom who let her son do black face for a school project… Can’t believe she let him do it. JFC my feed is filled with FUCK UP ASS PASTIES IN BLACKFACEif
sodhya: tajziyaati: sodhya: I can’t even get a text back His name is Bapurao Tajne. This is the worst drought they’ve had in decades but the higher caste villagers said his family weren’t allowed to use the town well because they’re Dalit,
dearestdummies: After an evening out on the town, it is a good idea to sit quietly for a few minutes and erase any stray facts or ideas that might have snuck into your head. If your man wants you to know something, he’ll tell you. If you can’t be
interrachelqueen: Going around town telling people I can deepthroat anything and then I meet this guy….
faeralyn: Folk metal is seriously so great. Like, you can live in a forestless town/city and it transports you to a foresty realm where everyone is having drinks by a hearth, telling tales of victorious battles and secrets of the forest
deathrock: savvybee13: twitchywitchygrrl: Spirit Halloween, give me all the spooky. I can’t wait until the store in my town is opened. I’ve been stalking the website for weeks. That deathrock Peter Pan poncho top thing is so mine.
kinkkult: ✨💖👑 PETTY PRINCESS 👑💖✨ Made this GIF tonight feeling so nostalgic right now, I miss MySpace. By the way I’m leaving town on Thursday, coming back on Monday. Place your order tonight and I can have it shipped tomorrow!
elmakias: rivals-of-this-town: Can we talk about how Adam labels his photos please. hahah that alan one is supposed to say shut
julianocasabranca: FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town
mattoeflorenzi: hollywood is a one-industry town, but i think you can smell it from a mile away when people are telling you what they think you want to hear. i don’t care. i don’t care if you hate this movie, i don’t care if you think i’m shit.
katskinx: sexyandthethief: bearpapi: You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place … the town’s name is dixon i just can’t
unexplained-events: Raining Spiders In the southern Brazilian town of Santo Antônio da Platina, hundreds of spiders can be seen hanging from telephone and power poles. The species of spider are Anelosimus eximius, which are classified as social spiders.
hotwife115: Hubby is out of town again. Leaving me alone on my Fertile week. I just can’t help myself. Had to try out a new cock. We went 3 rounds and it was lovely.
myaddicktion: My husband can only see him once a month when he is in town for business, dude is hung and knows how to fuck. Every time he breeds him he literally fucks the cum out of my man. I wish I could do that.
There are hundreds of nuclear fallout shelters in Switzerland; including a tunnel (roadway) that can be sealed off at both ends to become an underground town that would hold 20,000 people.
hartosexuals-mdk: jackorefi: catp0rn: drillbot: new-zealand-town: i’ve watched this like 12 times i can’t stop laughing #cats WHAT THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET I LOVE THIS SUPER MUCH
acnana: Animal crossing game where at night your town shifts into a spirit world and you have cute bat and ghost villagers that you can interact with.
doubutsu-no-mori: now im just hacking my e+ town to see if I can make it *aesthetic*
fantasyknight578: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Dean Domino, a singer with a pistol, after watching the Courier single-handedly murder an entire town of “immortal” enemies, deal with hundreds of traps and deadly poison gas: lmao, I can beat
chobanibonnieandyanni:“You got a problem with my cans, Bethany?!”Town Meeting (2015) Dir. Melissa Strype
doodled93: teaboot: Ffgfdthffghh just found out my great-grandma was engaged to like 11 men during ww2 because rando guys about town kept proposing to her before enlisting and she kept saying yes because ‘well I can’t say no, they’re going to war
yardsards:hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?ALTi’m going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her
whatdoyoumeanitsnotawesome:gnawingstories:Letterkenny can be summed up as “Everyone wants to sleep with the most autistic guy in town” and I think that’s beautiful
ninetieslasher: “You can’t do a slasher movie as a TV series. Well, think about it. You know, a girl and her friends arrive at the dance, the camp, the deserted town, whatever. The killer takes them out one by one, ninety minutes later the sun comes
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This house is to empty and there’s no one in this town who can love me
writing-prompt-s: Another body had been found, this one more gruesome than the previous. The whole town was in shock, but not you. You were just angry, someone had out done you in their first attempt. They think that they can compete with you and that
mollywhoppinghoez: last-bi-in-town: carefreeblackho: I’m screaming THE LAST ONE AHAKSBSAKDN I can’t breathe
m16s-m1911s-and-beer: anditssunday: m16s-m1911s-and-beer: anditssunday: just got to burger town y'all want anything??? Uh yeah 🅱️️ro, can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… Russian invasion triggered by a false flag airport shooting. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fortooate: foxy-mulder: thankyu: a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed alright boys, i’m pretty sure we can all squeeze into this very small town together
cool-town: luchadoreofliberty: Can’t cum until the McRib is back. Tumblr app sent me a notification saying “luchadoreofliberty is a genius” and linked to this
megapope: rubbing down my groin with rogaine to create a crop of pubic hair so thick that i can go about town nude without exposing my penis
eevee-nicks: severalowls:Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup… well. the answer should be obvious.
derinthescarletpescatarian: derinthescarletpescatarian: My town just got a new temporary rule where you can only walk around the giant volcano lake clockwise It’s to help with social distancing but it sure sounds weirdly superstitious “If one wishes
mythicalcoolkid:mythicalcoolkid:Hey can we queers please remember that the rural queer experience has unique challenges thanksComing out is different when you know if you come out to one person you risk the whole town knowing. Coming out is different
