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Fuck it I’m wearing the dress. If they wanna bring up gender roles I’ll tell’em they can go bake me some.
watchingishot: Vacations have never been better. My husband invites a male friend to come along for some MFM. They both compete everyday who is going to fuck me first. Now they found out they can do it together. If they knock me up I won’t know who
Gotta love glasses-wearing sexretaries in pantyhose turning me on. They make me get hard stiffies by humping their nylon-clad legs (and fuck-me heels) up against my cock. Then she can bury her hosed feet in my face and forcibly subjecting me to sniffing
clockmocker: clockmocker: h4x0rwaif: clockmocker: I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up Quick question clock, what the fuck. You can’t just throw stuff like
scarytwink: Imagine if there was a yelp for people and u can look up what their exes have said about them or how well they rated them in bed
weteevee:parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
twixie-answers-mod: clockmocker: clockmocker: h4x0rwaif: clockmocker: I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up Quick question clock, what the fuck. You can’t
suicide-is-my-father: I fucking hate that I’m so extremely sensitive. I fucking hate that I get attached so easily and when I do I lose myself completely. I fucking hate that I can’t express my feelings and they just build up inside me and torture
i hate when i invite people over, and they see me light a cigarette in the living room, and then they think they can light a cigarette in the living room and i have to disillusion them. you dont pay no bills here, you better smoke that bitch on the back
rebelalicexo: I wonder if anyone can see you fucking me up here? I kind of hope they do 😉
kannibal: Well they all pretend they’re orphansAnd their memory is like a trainYou can see it getting smaller as it pulls away All the struggling nephews, where do you all belong? Bilbo from KivrinEngle’s Children of the Lonely Mountain/ Sons of
lockedforherinaz: Mmm fill me up with your fingers ;) they feel soo much nicer than your little dick! HeheNow get down there and make me cum with that amazing tongue 😛 💦…no you can’t fuck me. The cage stays on.
when they want a reinhardt but u fucking hate reinhardt o(-(
thats-tea: secretsunkept: thats-tea: 😂 I ordered a sandwich once & they gave me nuggets instead. I’ve been ordering nuggets ever since….. They never fucked up my order ever, not many places I can say that about.
su-ic-id-al: unhiddenscars: WHEN YOU BITE DOWN ON SOMETHING YOU’RE ACTUALLY BITING UP BECAUSE YOU CAN’T MOVE YOUR TOP JAW this just fucked me over so badly
in-vagina-we-thrust: niggablvd: My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents Keep her
swordofgryhffindor: can we appreciate harry in the second gif? he’s like #hell yeah he has a family tree #i should know because they almost fucking killed me in my second year
birdioakenshield: “fuck you Peter you can’t tell me what to do!”
glowcloud: u know when u wake up and u can’t remember ANYTHING specific about a dream that u had but u just have this vague FEELING from that dream… that fucks me up
presidentglitchybutt: samrgarrett: samrgarrett: samrgarrett: samrgarrett: Playing Pokemon Sapphire and naming my character “FUCK ME” No way this can go wrong MOM MOM NO I regret everything HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN T O ME I MADE MY MISTAAAKES
magnezone: don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
cumvirgin: I want you to cuddle me and kiss me in public and look at me like I’m the most important person to you but I also want you to pull my hair and breathe down my neck and fuck me until I can’t see or walk properly
mebemrcupcakes: If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?” It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.”
his-name-was-lee:“you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-”excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects me to still
gillfeesh: hugobugo:cannon-fannon:THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.OMG I can’t fucking breathe this is too real@northern-giant THIS IS WHAT YOu HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO. ITs NOt FUUuN JORDAN
kimslutstuff8: I really wish i could fuck all of my followers, obviously i cant, but i can sure try, im up to 15 that have fucked me now. Not one of them complained at all, some times they bring their friends to share me with, I am up for that the more
Yo I can’t stand it when people confess to doing harmful, problematic shit on tumblr and when they get called out they’re like “ughhh black tumblr is about to drag me/y'all are doing too much/lol it’s not that serious”
breedingcow-slut:I want my husband to be fucking me when robbers break in and find us, they knock my husband out and tie him up while they tie me up as well but only so they can fuck my dripping stretched pussy as my husband wakes up and is forced to
vanilla-icees:what if you set me up in a room on display for your friends and watched as they take turns finishing wherever they want on me so you can reward me for being such a good cum dump by using other men’s cum as lube to fuck my dripping pussy
dasha-loses-it: clockmocker: clockmocker: h4x0rwaif: clockmocker: I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up Quick question clock, what the fuck. You can’t just
maisie-clark: I fucking hate that I’m so extremely sensitive. I fucking hate that I get attached so easily and when I do I lose myself completely. I fucking hate that I can’t express my feelings and they just build up inside me and torture me. I
youfunkybitchyou: cosmic-noir: hersheywrites: shesalive-saiyouu:fantasyofawildsunflowers: 💃💃💃 TWERK TEAM WHOOOO!!???. #killedit Yaaaaaaaaaaas. OH MY FUCKYASSSSSSSS FUCK IT UP !!!!!
gothiccharmschool: maybenotboring:sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second* This should not make me laugh as much as it does.
brownskinclub: instagramchild: instagramchild: “Had to do it for the people one time ❤️ #AlphaXi #DST”instagram : @ daasha_j You can’t tell me they didn’t fuck it up cause they did THEYFUCKEDITUP OMFG I’M SO FUCKIN HYPE THEY!!!DID!!!THAT!!!
naive-innocence: I feel like guys just build up a friendship in order to have sex. They think they can just talk to me and then fuck me and then they are done. To me, that’s disrespectful but most do that. I just want to know their intentions before
bgcflawdess: I love moments like this where Bad Girls can admit they fucked up and make up. Tiana definitely went up in the ranks for me this episode.
mrbootyluver: chocolatenvanillamix: damnyourdirty: Love this shit! Short girls are so much fun to play with I just can’t do this with the heavy bitches i fuck in fact they can pick me up and fuck me with a strap-on……….errmmm to much information……lol
suicide-is-my-father:I fucking hate that I’m so extremely sensitive. I fucking hate that I get attached so easily and when I do I lose myself completely. I fucking hate that I can’t express my feelings and they just build up inside me and torture
weirdnwise: Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their fucking life at 1am or when vodka fills their veins all they’re going to wonder is why the hell they weren’t enough for you and it will slowly tear them apart, and just because you aren’t
i have friends who self-destruct on purpose. they ruin things for themselves because they don’t believe things can end well, so why prolong the inevitable? they’d rather fuck it up on their own than wait for something to happen TO them. i don’t
haleysdragons: piggy-sluts-dungeon: The last thing I remember was walking home from school. I woke up to being gang raped They then tied me up to trees by the road so everyone can come fuck me
kinkykcgirl: Remember how you said you wanted me to be a slut. Well, I fucked 3 guys in our bed last night. They picked me up at the bar and brought me here and fucked me all night. I can still feel their cum draining from me. That what you had in
deadpool-for-equality: the-voiceofsanity: princessplutto: It really fucks me up that I still can’t find a Rey action figure and I’ve searched all of downtown Disney and went to the Disney store. They even had a Poe figure and he was hardly in the
littleteenslut: After school, mommy ties me up so that when daddy gets home with his friends they can all fuck me. Aren’t I such a good daddy’s girl.
i fell in love with years & years even more
And just when I thought that Steven Universe can’t possibly top itself, they continue to push out things like this. ‘Mr.Greg’ is probably in my top 5 episodes, Pearl’s Ballad and the sequence that was with it was just utterly gorgeous
softlilpet:imagining my dom forcing me through several orgasms with their fingers/tongue/toys until i can barely hold myself up before they hold me down and finally fuck me themself. i’m so weak that all i can do is gasp and moan and whimper while they
My parents fucked up…. the car they bought me…. The title to the car is in MY name so therefore neither of them can legally take my car (like they threatened to do). Hahaha this makes me so happy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA suckers 😂
