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ineffablequality: “I’m 87 years old…I only eat so I can smoke and stay alive.. The only fear I have is how long consciousness is gonna hang on after my body goes. I just hope there’s nothing. Like there was before I was born. I’m not really
thetallblacknerd: I find those “eat her out/rub her butt/finger her to relieve her stress” posts so corny. Like just listen to her and let her vent and reassure her. I swear y'all think sex can solve everything and have a real juvenile view on human
unlimitedloads: I Get You All You Can Eat, Just Have Some Patience w/ Me. mmmmm
fartgallery: fartgallery: just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie do not do this
waveyporticelli: a-hero-mistaken-for-a-villain: How can that nigga breathe? Easy! .. Just keep eating! Lol
“Pray ‘til I go blind Pray 'cause nobody ever survives Prayin’ to stay in her arms just until I can die a little longer Saviors and saints, devils and heathens alike She’ll eat you alive”
i’m just so mad at myself. for eating crap. it made me feel bad, it put me in a bad mood, and i’m mad that i can’t seem to give up sugar. i’m fucking addicted and i’m afraid of what will come from this. i used to be able
sophiealdred: astoldbygengar: lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god. disclaimer: this does not apply
kentxscott: This is me. I’m not jacked, I’m not ripped, I’m not a beast. I just push myself as hard as I can! I don’t eat great all the time, actually ate an entire large pizza and an order of cheese sticks right before this. Take it or
eatyourheartoutfreud: red-robin-hood: Genderfluid means I can look like this and feel comfy cozy. And make gender rolls your bitch. Jesus Christ are you fucking kidding me with your goddamn perfect face when I see shit like this I just want to eat
freshcleanfit: Don’t sabotage your efforts by making healthy eating seem more daunting than it is! It’s just as easy to grab some veggies as it is to grab a bag of chips. But, that being said, it can be very difficult and even scary to change the
likeaclassicbitch: whosbeeneatingmyporridge: I can’t get enough of this ‘clean eating’ thing yum Elsa you just made my night!
I’m tired and sore this morning. Yeah I went hard in the gym alright and I can feel it all across my back, arms and legs. I just want to go back to bed and sleep for another hour but I need to eat, shower, and clean the kitchen and hopefully also
pratchettquotes:An ant has an easy mind to read. There’s just one stream of big simple thoughts: Carry, Carry, Bite, Get Into The Sandwiches, Carry, Eat. Something like a dog is more complicated–a dog can be thinking several thoughts at the
oldirv: One load of cum - that’s just a snack for a faggot. Five loads is a hearty meal. Scratch that - SIX loads. After servicing five Men it’ll be sure to cum, and then it can eat it’s own load as well!
sex-in-the-family: txt: Daddy I’ve just for back from my run and now I need to relax, can I sit on your face whilst you eat my ass and pussy? I love it when you do that daddy x
justanothersara: clandemens: We need to hear more stories like this in the news: Julio Diaz has a daily routine. Every night, the 31-year-old social worker ends his hour-long subway commute to the Bronx one stop early, just so he can eat at his
i-know-that-i-wont-surrender: mirrorsstartowhisper: Just because someone’s parents are together, someone has a nice house, has nice clothes, isn’t poor, eats every day and has a loving family doesn’t mean they can’t be depressed, have anxiety,
megvnmvrie: submissivemale360: megvnmvrie: When ever any guy comes onto me sexually I just get multiple urges to tie them up and torture them and beat them until they can’t feel a thing and cut their ugly dick off and make them eat their own dick,
THAT NIGGA LIED JUST SO HE CAN STAY EATING THE BOX
the-pieman-is-here: misswolfette: fartgallery: just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie @the-pieman-is-here why does this make me think of you? 😂
bastetdevouringlady: So I quickly doodled this out since it has been eating me up, and I just HAD TO YO. This is based off the fanfic called “Sweet Melody” written by Strickens, it’s a tad bit smutty but you guys can read it here if you’d like.
ashotatthenight: you’re not a true fan of that band unless: you like a few of their songs that’s it that’s all you have to do you don’t have to know the name of their family pets or whether or not the lead singer can eat an entire banana just
cmder: cmder: Help Me Eat I’ve got พ (after subtracting the money for hrt appointments) so I need some for food. I can offer: video/photo editing, web design, website transfers, app dockerization and many other programming projects just ask! If
seriouslyhornyhousewife: whitehotfemmes: Hungry for more? Then Follow Me to WhiteHotFemmes.tumblr.com. for an all-you-can-eat buffet of pussy! Makes me just a little dizzy.
deadwooddross: As promised, some fun woodland sprites!! Just kidding, they’ll trick you into eating your pets and burning down your own house for kicksEvery now and then there’s an elf that can be considered..humane, but they’re rare, and often
asklelemonylenny: dreamingdusk: vandermarin: coincidentally, i just ate some Oreos and you know what? i’m gonna keep eating them suck it, homophobes Where can I buy these oreos? o-o -Lemony Lenny Buy ALL the Oreos!
the-exercist: fit-happy-beautiful-smile: I’m never eating Oreos again 😢😭 Keep in mind that the average person can burn 70 calories just by: Sleeping for about an hour Meditating for about an hour Cleaning your house for 20 minutes Mopping
konkeydongcountry: k64corruptions: Oh my fucking god reggie fils-aime emerges from your computer screen, eats your cookies and 3ds games, and swaps your plate out for another (just because he can)
saintcreole: americahatesblackpeople: saintcreole: Men’s hygiene is JUST as important as women. Please try not to stink. Please don’t use AXE. Please drink water and eat plenty fruits so you can also taste as good as your partner. Please Exfoliate
keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:just-shower-thoughts: If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them. They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too
socialjusticeace:darrenpillowscriss:celtic-pyro: parakeet: so it turns out great tits can and do kill and eat both other birds and small mice when food is scarce, particularly during winter, and i just cannot get over this picture. it looks like the kind
catpda:catpda: how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it
geezus-louisus:andrearrrrr:Caterpillar creates place to hide so predators can’t kill while it eatsHaha caterpillar is just like me eating mash potato under my duvet…
vaspider:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:opalescent-potato:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:actually it’s complete bullshit that humans can’t simply eat 14,000 calories in one sitting and then just not be hungry for a week. that’s a major design
warmkid:please go to sleep knowing you are needed, wanted, beautiful and lovable. don’t be so harsh on yourself; you are doing just fine, and your happiness and well-being is the priority. eat something. drink water. get some rest. i love you. you can
meowstic-seer-of-the-future: fuckyeahawfulfantrolls: can any of the 9,000 of you help im trying to find a meme image with my friend its one of the toy story meme images “_____, _____ everywhere” ones but instead it just says i w;ant to eat the diShwasher
catpda: catpda: how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing
bruhita: birds act like theyre better than me??? just because they can fly??? at least i dont eat bread off the ground, idiots
keepcalmandcarrieunderwood: just-shower-thoughts: If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them. They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too
assdownloader: truekingalastor: assdownloader: truekingalastor: Why don’t they get new jobs? hey can i ask you a question real quick You just did damn you really got me there. anyway eat shit and die, you are worthless
glumshoe: crying-budgies: glumshoe: You fool. You sent a mere boy to do a manatee’s job. hey what does this mean??. He’s just a kid. He’s never gonna be able to eat 10-15% of his body weight in sea grass per day. Look at him… he can barely
bird-big: puyopuyo: i wish i lived in the sims, i could just be like “ooh, shooba wormie!” and eat a sandwich fun fact: you can already do that
arbane235:uss-edsall:I’m just farming karma by doing good deeds so when I eat it in 60 years or get stabbed for being snarky in public I can respawn as a foxgirlWeird light novel title, but okay.
nutsacktorturer:gchqsleeperagent: nutsacktorturer:gchqsleeperagent: does covid fuck up your gag reflex are you having trouble in the men’s room I’m eating sausages and they’re just sliding down there whole like never before can we meet up
sluty-anal-wife: And this was just the first load for you to eat. I bet you can’t wait for the next two guys to cum inside of me ;)
eatingisfab: i wish i can just read good novels, watch great movies, listen to my favorite songs, travel, see beautiful things, eat whenever im hungry and sleep when im tired but no no, i have to go to school, graduate, find a job and struggle.
I love my brother bc he does that childhood dream of buying tubs of toll house cookie dough for us to eat just because he can.
xndria: I love my brother bc he does that childhood dream of buying tubs of toll house cookie dough for us to eat just because he can.
justagirlnamedkayla: mmfd meme: [1/5] scenes “I just can’t eat in front of people.”
juvenile-reactor: Steve: Don’t eat too many doughnuts Tony, I can hear you Tony: I’m just trying to make it a little trickier for you
randomsplashes: randomsplashes: when u wanna eat ur piroshki in peace but ur skating dads just can’t stop flirting in front of u (based off that salad meme lmao) (on redbubble!!) bonus: yurio’s like “my piroshkis ain’t here for ur food innuendos,