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Can you handle it? …. Enjoying showing off, me and my boyfriend having a lot of fun!It’s exactly how you should be getting it from a group of guys, you dirty lil cockslut. Thanks for the submission!
Can’t I have an #ass and a thigh gap? Can’t I have IT ALL? Also, this is the only place I usually wear pearls. ;)
hvndredpercent:Human, behave yourself,you have burst at the seams. Let it allfallout, open your mouth. Often I lie wide awake, think of things I can make, but I don’t seem to have the partstobuild them. Human, I wonder why you’re a better make than
(( It chose you. ))OMG EIGHTBIT ARE YOU SERIOUS! XDDD GOD DAMNIT I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS, AND IT IS HILARIOUS XDDD Just gonna have DEAL WITH IT! XDDD DEM SUNLGLASSES AND TAIL NOMS x3 THANK YOU EVERY MUCH EIGHTBIT THIS IS AWESOME AND FUNNY XDDD
The Anti-Stress Pupper has just fwumped on you! Share this Anti-Stress Pupper and you will never ever ever ever have to overtime at work ever again and you can come home to your boo while he’s still awake and you’ll have plenty of time to do ~stuff~
Have a creepy unicorn with my head on it.
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Have patience, little whore.You can make it through this.When you do, everyone will be so proud of you.
I ordered take out, I’m so pumped I hope I can stomach it
It’s WEDNESDAY.. So here we have Miss Red @therealmissred letting folks know how she was blessed in this sheer dress and thongs. Can’t miss it at all. #booty #thick #cheek #kake #nikon #baltimorephotographer #redhead #thickness #model #photosbyphelps
Can’t believe it took 15 yrs to have our first official Photoshoot.. but it happen and you did AMAZING!! You supported me in my beginning, which has lead me in so many discoveries as we have changed and grown over the yrs. You are the shout, that
When I’m older I think I want to be a prison counselor. I have the ability to show compassion to the vilest of people and I think it would be best for our shared universal energy to be someone who can help the bad energy in a person turn to good energy,
killbenedictcumberbatch: no ones saying you have to hate apple and stop buying their products forever if you’re a long time user but god aren’t you mad about this? arent you fed up with having to buy new parts just for your products to be usable?
can’t get enough of ch 229 asahi he had such great facial expressions i love him
It’s a shame though isn’t it, that I’ll never be good enough for anyone. That there’s always something wrong with me, that I can never do anything right. That I’ll always just be second best to anyone and everyone.
vampireapologist: You know those posts and memes about how everyone is afraid to indulge in daydreams in public in case someone nearby can red minds? They all have like, 50k+ plus notes so it’s a safe bet everyone around you indulges in random daydreaming
It’s like the second I’m about to forget you, you message me and I have to pretend nothing’s wrong again
Buffy and I really need to find/make some friends with similar interests so that we have people to hang out with.
Hannibal goes to McDonalds in this fic and no one can stop me.
brendanicus:Really the main problem is politicians have forgotten they can be killed
Can we talk about how, after eating shawarma, I really like it in a nonironic way? Like, it actually tasted delicious. I don’t even like meat that much, and I thought the marinade was perfection. I need to have it again sometime.
It looks like I’m just going to have to call a bunch of mutual friends and just be like hey I probably can’t be friends with you anymore, because I can’t expect you to stop talking to someone who has become very, very toxic to me, but
Yep so, having a panic attack about adult stuff again and i can’t sleep because of it…fun
it doesn’t matter to me if the food tastes good if it doesn’t look good you can’t bribe me to eat it
can I just- can I just set something straight? if your only response to someone’s argument is to use a flaw in their grammar, syntax, or spelling you have lost the argument. turn off your computer and think about your life.
It kinda sucks when you dislike the most popular fan works in a fandom (especially small ones) for any number of reasons (wildly inaccurate character interpretations for example) but they’re so popular it’s all anyone recommends and all the newbies
Hey, so, you know those video clips people make where they take a clip from something and place different faces over the characters in the video (like one character will have the logo of a company over the face, stuff like that) I know how to do this
Can't sleep it's only been 1 day without my cat , I can't stop crying , why did it have to die.
gallifreyanconsultingdetective: dianeraeb: siriuus: do action movies know they can have more than one female character Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and
today was such a good day wtf where is this wave of sadness coming from can you not.
nctafailure: txkeyouout: fyi don’t try to fucking fix your theme or the html WILL be deleted. don’t touch it. OKAY I JUST WANT TO ADD TO THIS because if you have gone on your theme and it’s deleted, once tumblr fixes this and you can edit HTML
can it still be considered a nap if I’m taking it at nearly 1am?
The things that run through my mind at night, this is why I can’t really sleep to busy thinking about you and about her I want to let you go but it’s hard when I think about you everyday which is weird because you have moved on you made it
Can you see me in the crowd? I’m in the back left area! Lol 😂 This awesome lady took it to@the bank and let us have it! All of it!!!!! She’s amazing and Las Rakas rocked the house with her!!!!! Great set! So much fun to dance to! (at San Francisco,
lovelytrainwreck: laserquest-love: he-who-spawned-the-furies: The saddest thing I have ever watched gives me shivers This is one of the saddest things i have read
Can we talk about this horrendous person for like one moment? They are the Donald Trump of Tumblr. All they do is insult people who read or write fanfiction. I mean you have the right to your opinion, but like Trump, it doesn’t really matter to anyone
flopsy-art:amygdalae:If your cat is curious abt what you’re eating always let em have a lil whiff. 9/10 times they don’t even wanna eat it they just wanted to know what it was. it’s cute*WWHEEZEE*
general-illyrin:general-illyrin:How many side blogs do you have?01-56-1011-1516-2021-2526-3031-3536-4041+See ResultsIf you vote, please reblog so it can reach more people. (I wouldn’t normally ask, but this is a serious poll that I am genuinely
sexhaver:i unironically believe electricity is the closest thing we have to magic in this universe. consider:it’s basically what human “souls” are made of (your consciousness is the result of miniscule amounts of electric charge jumping
Can I just say real quick that jokes about serious topics aren’t always bad. It’s not uncommon for me to joke about things like death and anorexia because I’ve experienced it personally and it makes me feel a little better that I’m
Can people please not get upset when I draw a shirtless male character and not draw his nipples. I’m not lazy, I have my reasons. Nipples are harder than you think to draw. Try drawing two circles, one inside of the other, and have it look like
have you ever eaten food just so no one else can have it there’s actually a word for that god bless the english language
OR JUST DON’T ASK AND DON’T DO IT THANK YOU
“Can I have your buddy, honey? Can I put this wherever I need it tonight? I’ll let you watch”…….
have you ever eaten food just so no one else can have it
senorpond: when you wake up angry in the morning and somebody says “you must have got up out of the wrong side of the bed” excuse me my bed is up against the wall it isn’t my fault that i can only get out one side you motherfucker
it’s official, I have put onto my yoga account that all of the instructors should push me harder in class and not let me take any breaks I need to work on my standing head to knee, my backward bending halfmoon, and my triangle. I have to send
Every damn day I think to myself, oh my GOD I have to wipe off all this makeup later and then DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN TOMORROW. 😩😖
Can someone please tell me they’ve already finished Nico’s route too so I don’t feel like the only obsessive one because I finished it yesterday and I’m just sitting here
The positive about never having a sex life is that it can never be used for selfharm. Positive thinking.
it’s the last day to call congress to stop FCC and help save net neutrality!so I wanted to share this page again, you just have to type your phone number and they will give you a script of what to say in the call!let’s do it guys!!
It’s the butt plug honey. You have been conditioned to become a sex toy when plugged. This required hours of chemically induced hypnosis and electroshock therapy. Shame you have been made to believe you can’t touch it and no one we send you to
It’s not one listed prints, but I did get this commissioned a while ago from you, and ended up printing and framing it myself so I can have it sit above my desk. Love your work, and still love this cool ice horse. :D Oh yeah, you can print those on
@ blogs that have blocked me: IM SORRY FOR INCONVENIENCING UR DASH IN ANY WAY………….. IF ITS FOR SPECIFIC SHIP ART OR W/E IM NOT REALLY SURE but sorr yyy;;;;
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane You mean *in love. Why yes yes I have/ am. 😌
I still have dreams about you & I swear it’s the shittiest feeling. It’s like going in for that final step but not realizing is deeper then you braced for, that same drop in your stomach. I wake up feeling so powerless.
It’s funny, when I am feeling sexual on my own, essentially all of my attention is focused on my clitoris. Then during sex, I can’t fucking staaand having it rubbed. It’s too much. (Aside from oral sex, then it’s too much in the best way).
I can’t even begin to explain how rude this isI have spent my entire life with people telling me I am too skinny or I need to gain weight and honestly I am so tired of it because I am perfectly healthy and my weight is fine as it isHow is this any less
officialmatho: rainy day why do you delete my caption only to recopy it almost exactly so it shows up as if you were the one who posted it. no. this is not okay. my caption was “Rainy day.” and you can find the ORIGINAL POST AND CAPTION from MY