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THE DRAWING (LINE ART) OF THE FINAL COMIC PAGE HAS BEEN COMPLETED. COLORING WILL COMMENCE TOMORROW BECAUSE IT IS LATE AS FUCK RIGHT NOW.
transgender-questions: Hello! I apologize for being a bit inactive. My mental health has taken a turn for the worse and I’m trying to relax so that I can get back on my feet. I’ll be fine, I just need take a small break. I hope that you all are having
liberty-has-died: garedrothschild: moralesdiana: “What happened to make your day so good?” “Existing happened and it’s made my day great.” You are a joke and I can prove your whole life is a pathetic lie and you’ll prove me right
jeranism: This is simply a sample submit. In it I have included a link to checkout info about the moon hoax. Also, you can use the editor to make words BOLD or put them in italics. You can include bullets like this or this or even this You can use the
liberty-has-died: psych2go: liltoasterstrudel: Thanks for helping me become a better liar Lol The better you know how to lie the better you can spot liars. You need special glasses to see liars
I never steal I can’t steal, no matter how bad I want something, no matter how much I want to steal whatever it may be I just can’t something just won’t let me, so I work extra hard or give something up so I can have it and when I finall
don’t get me wrong, i love me some good selfcest. It just has to be interesting and make sense for the character. And there are definitely many ways to go about it.
I saw the name “Jessica Nigri” in my inbox… i guess it’s timethe day has come.
waltzmearoundagain: beckysanspants: can i has shirt Can I also has shirtOr manWith or without shirtWould prefer with actuallyI always wait until the last possible secondTo unwrap my presents
giraffepoliceforce:vnicent:otteroftheworld:My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.how does. how does this happen.
socksfaninmass: socksfaninmass: Let Me introduce you to My new boy and the pics from his first assignment. He’s a HOT younger southern sub and as you can see has great feet, wears nice white socks and My favorite work boots. Sadly he has to be
bastardfact:cungadero:were–ralph:were–ralph:it really isn’t a joke but like. if you want your indie game to do well you need to have at least one hot furry character in itits fine if they’re 8-bit we can work with that just put
reversingyourpolarity replied to your post: Could somebody do that thing where they give me a… Can I has Fili/Kili AU where they are steampunk detectives by any chance? It has lived in my brain and refuses to go down on paper. FtM Kili is always
indevan replied to your post: … oh god the ableism surrounding eren gives me shitty flashbacks to my ygo fandom days magnified tenfold This is going to be a mega rude post, but I am still really fucking pissed that the fic that has the most kudos
I’ve been silent on the pronoun discussion taking place on Tumblr, but if you are considering it/its/itself pronouns, can you please provide secondary pronouns I can refer to you with? I am very uncomfortable with the way that pronoun set has
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
skarchomp: tempestpaige: the complete and utter distaste the defunctland youtube channel has for michael eisner gives me so much joy
kurose-riku: can we talk about tfatws basically confirming that bucky has a thing for sam’s waist/hips please
uss-disaster: hogwartzlou: you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags
policymic: Watch: ‘They Daily Show’ exposes birth control-penis pump double standard Although the birth control mandate has been hotly debated and contested for its burden on taxpayers, Medicare has spent 逈 million on penis pumps in the
laughtergalore: artemispanthar: All instances of Amethyst (+ Opal) summoning her whip thus far (I don’t think we’ve ever seen her dispel her weapon) Has anybody else noticed that the whip changes? Amethyst can choose which style she would like
eesh, people can be so judgmental these days
“Long-haired rocker gives pink woman a band T-shirt and is touched to find they actually wear it” is a phrase that can apply to at least two things Rebecca Sugar has worked on.
corsolanite: Saladit - Toxic Lizard Pokemon Type: Poison/Fire Ability: Corrosion “From the base of its tail, Salandit can emit both a toxic gas and flames. The gas has a sweet odor that causes dizziness. The female can also release pheromones
Life has been kicking me around quite a bit recently so I haven’t been able to be active around here as much as I’d like, but I can say I’m super excited for next week’s episodes and I will definitely be posting about them no matter what inconvenient
thesims4blogger: The Sims 4 Base Game Available FREE for a Limited Time Origin has one week only, offering The Sims 4 Base Game (Standard Edition) for FREE. The game will remain in your Origin library even after the promotion has ended. Click to redeem!
thewittyphantom: More Millennium Book info: -Since Takahashi felt like Yu-Gi-Oh has already ended inside him, he didn’t really know what to do when he heard about this new movie. A lot of time has passed since the original series, so he thought
owlmylove: bibliotheksbewohnerin: things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with DO OTHER PEOPLE NOT HAVE GARBAGE DISPOSALS
chasing-after-skirts: Tsk, no! I look at Riza! She’s a very nice woman. She has, um.. she has very nice….brown hair? “OHMYGOD REALLY HAVOC YOU’VE BEEN WORKING WITH HER FOR YEARS BUT ALL YOU DO IS STARE AT HER TITS.” I DO NOT STARE
hc that koujaku is actually super cranky when he has to wake up too early and sometimes, because noiz has an obscure sleeping schedule, noiz would be up to shower him in gross domestic lovey-dovey shit to make his day better. like he’d have a simple
wolfwithatophat: KOUJAKU NENDOROID HAS BEEN RELEASED FOR PRE ORDER I REPEAT KOUJAKU NENDOROID HAS BEEN RELEASED FOR PRE ORDER LOOK AT THIS ASSHOLE HES FUCKING BLUSHING.JUST FUCING SHOOT ME NOW
daughterofthefandoms: gettingahealthybody: learnasigo: kiodi: the fact that girls can wear pants but guys cant wear skirts has confused me for most of my life the fact that guys can walk around topless when it’s hot but girls can’t has frustrated
jupitersaurus: Theory 1: Donald Trump doesn’t know how to read. Theory 2: Donald Trump can only read at a 4th grade (or lower) reading level. Theory 3: Donald Trump has dyslexia. Theory 4: Donald Trump just can’t see that fucking well. You
jupitersaurus: gregwuzhere: jupitersaurus: Theory 1: Donald Trump doesn’t know how to read. Theory 2: Donald Trump can only read at a 4th grade (or lower) reading level. Theory 3: Donald Trump has dyslexia. Theory 4: Donald Trump just can’t
swamperting: “Hiromi has taken over Izumi as Head of the Nase family. But it hasn’t had much effect on his daily life.”
1452. Both Fiora and Melia are renown Animal Crossing New Leaf addicts. Fiora's town is very zen-based with some cute elements, and she has sworn to keep Fauna as long as she can. Melia has based her town a little off Alcamoth, and is trying to get all
montypythonsflyingsurplus: anawkwardfruit: capsicle1916: baconllamatimelord: miss-doctorwho: partners-in-time: miss-doctorwho: If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of gif’s yet. Or italics. How can I express my feelings
44bankshots: ferid is a dreamboat
averageisnotenough: See how much he stretches me baby? That’s why he can make me cum so much harder than you can. It has nothing to do with skill or how much I’m attracted to you, he just has a bigger cock than you.
gloryholeswallow: I’ve taken a lot of girls to various Gloryholes and I’ve seen some amazing cock suckers but I have never seen a girl that can make guys cum as hard and fast as Hope can. She has a perfect name because you “Hope” you can last
glowering-smol: so I was rewatching su and I’m 90% sure Centipeetle was/is a Quartz warrior? I mean every Quartz we’ve seen has had the wild, white hair She (in her corrupted form) has gem armor similar to Jasper’s There’s a few frames during
thebootydiaries: doctorginnydiangelowinchester: thebootydiaries: huntress-out-of-control: thebootydiaries: redneckdevilpitbull: thebootydiaries: waterlilly549: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: me: saw weed 3 times has 7 gf has 9 abs listens
captioned-vines: basedgodtookmyusername: Single me vs me in a relationship Single: “I can’t stand people always talking about they girl. I like low-key stuff.” In relationship: [shouting] “EVERYONE LOOK AT BAE! SHE’S SO CUTE! SHE HAS A
learnasigo: kiodi: the fact that girls can wear pants but guys cant wear skirts has confused me for most of my life the fact that guys can walk around topless when it’s hot but girls can’t has frustrated me for most of my life.
huffpostqueervoices: ‘Younger’ Star Nico Tortorella Opens Up About Being Sexually FluidThe actor has said has “the ability to fall in love with totally different types of people,” regardless of their gender. “I don’t focus on what you have
my day is not going well - the dad has kept texting me even asking for pictures of me while I continue to ignore, the two shifts I asked for off I got so I’m missing my thanksgiving dinner and halloween, my period just started, it has begun to SNOW
also ps my mom has already read homestuck, she’s up to date with everything, its just that spanish is her first language so she’s rereading it now in spanish so she can pick up details she probs missed or didnt get completely c: but yeah she
anothermatthew replied to your post: my dad has an unexplained anger toward…I guess he feels ignored when people use them. *shrugs*no i mean with strangers, no one in the house has any but he was telling me about how he was at McDs and he saw all
I love how SU has a lot of background characters who aren’t forgotten about, who also grow and develop as do the main characters. Who each has a different personality, a different struggle, and they’re explored and become so relatable. And this impresses
baycruiser: islipcouple4fun:fuck-my-slut-wife: OMG YES SHE CAN… She has amazing skills. She has a big fan club .. She certainly can, and there are several men who will gladly testify to that.
pidgeappreciation: Pidge has very important eyebrows.
Weblena Day 8: Music/Dance!I headcanon that Lena can play the guitar and was probably like, part of a small grungy teenage garage band or something at one point and can like, do some real cool music MAGIC, so here’s them havin’ a lil music date back
I can’t wait for the gang to do a jail break next week because ‘aww boo-hoo they got their weapons taken away, they’re all defenseless now’Yang has a fucking GUN in her fucking ARMYang, in a jail cell with the others and after the guards leave:
rawrcharlierawr: SO HERE ARE LIKE THE VERY FEW PHOTOS THAT I TOOK AT PON3 CON First one has Whidedove’s lovely plushies, some guy that I dunno who it is, the top of Whitedove’s head, and a little bit of AJTexasranger. Second has a lady who did a
badatbeingood: masters-littleone: “Daddy Daddy!! Lookkkkkkk” “Baby girl! Wh- where… What… WHY??” “Can I has him pleeeeease can I has him!!??” “Little one he is bigger than you! That isn’t a teddy bear that is a mammoth! No no sweetie,