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“Doctor, I know I’m pregnant but this can’t be normal… I can literally feel them growing bigger everyday!”
dragonsinmysky: I want one of those fancy bathrobes so I can feel like one of those real housewives of Orange County or somethin’. Another interruption because GOD DAMN this has to be the THICKEST Ekiza I have ever fucking seen. I dropped my gob
How can someone be so wrong and retarded at the same time?I literally never even mentioned my stupid patreon. And how can I shit on them when I answer my own asks according to him.Do you even realize how fucking autistic you sound? I know you read this,
In some places of Europe, Refugees come to your house, and use any woman or girl they want it to. You can’t do a shit cause they’re too strong. And the Police can’t stop them cause it would be racist to do so.
luv2bslappedaround: Alpha’s all alone on a hill…what possibly can they do to occupy their time after hiking all that way and want to unwind???? well, its a perfect degrading spot…the dogs can even be their lookout! I would let them do me over
yuriineko: What’s better than double penetration? Tripple penetration. There can’t be enough cocks in my holes.. the more the better.. More cocks also mean more delicious cum *-* I want them.. I want as much cocks as I can get x.x
trouelargi: voyeurgg: You can’t have them all - if you can only have one, please let it be this one…………. Wouaw Is this a real person?
good-little-fucktoys: There’s no need to let a pet girl out of its cage. They can become all needy and clingy if Master lets them out, constantly around His feet and wiggling her holes up in the air pathetically for attention. A slut can just be instruct
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cheeseblarg: My second set of Valentines: From Your Unromantic Boyfriend All hand drawn by me, JRose. (They can be purchased at http://www.zazzle.com/cheeseblarg - or you can just email them or print ‘em, if you like!)
Boyfriend? Nope. And yes, I’d love to take you back to my hotel suite. My dad and brother are there, but I’ll make them go into the side room. You can still be as loud as you want. They can listen and stroke themselves but don’t worry, they’re
mrsslocum: thekittymeows: why people do not get this i will never know. Quite honestly, I don’t care whether people get it or not, at least for my own sake. For theirs, now, that’s another story. But I can’t be responsible for them. I can care,
superconductivity, how to levitate trains etc. I had always figured that was how the Egyptians built the pyramids.I also dabbled in sound waves, using them to cause changes in shape in things so when I found out words can be formed in the sand when
andele3025 asked:Dont you see, if Saori released them all at once…Good, then we can restart the planet and add some goddamn catgirls in there so I can stop being lonely
SPODER~…yes you can tame spiders…you can also tame:unicornsowlsPegasuseswolvesgryphonspheonixessparrowsdragonslizardsgoats….well….. lets just say if i listed everything this list would be really long…..
athenya: jonfawkes: Finally finished the picture of my OCs. Now people can draw them too! I love this! What?! ;A; An artist I respect likes my work? How can this be?
suga-free: boyfriend is my favorite band cuz u can put a pic of one of them as ur lockscreen and then when someone inevitably asks if theyre ur boyfriend u can just be like why yes of course
tits and lips of bimbo fucktoys can never be inflated enough can they, gooner? noooooooo nnghh bimbos change their lips to make them look like an extra cunt for bulls to fuck. and her massive balloon tits make her look like a living porndoll nnnghhhhhh
feminazisandmanginasbeware: peoniespoppiesandowlsohmy: sreddish: irishily: sonotaghostkid: This is really not okay. I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against
funneeb: In order to make a relationship last, you really have to flow with a person as they change. Give them space. My friend always told me about his grandfather who was with his wife for 60 years before she passed. His grandfather said that through
“Two a.m.’ He swallowed, then said, “You know. The person you can call at two a.m. and, no matter what, you can count on them. Even if they’re asleep or it’s cold or you need to be bailed out of jail…they’ll come
sumisa-lily:“Two a.m.’ He swallowed, then said, “You know. The person you can call at two a.m. and, no matter what, you can count on them. Even if they’re asleep or it’s cold or you need to be bailed out of jail…they’ll come for you.
theunicornkittenkween: sara-meow: Made a thing! Uhm..not sure what to call it? Those black things are black fabric roses by the way! Has three different heights so you can hook them wherever you’d like! Cuffs can also be hooked together so you don’t
miss-morgue495: can-i-be-your-favorite-bird: it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it OH MY FUCKING GOD YES
“The rule is: Specific voices are funny, and chemistry can’t be faked. There’s something about them that’s really watchable and organic and interesting. There aren’t enough like them on TV: confident, sexually active, self-effacing women, girlfriends
virgincatholicsugar they grow best outside in drought conditions or desert conditions but they can also be indoor plants. I am going to get a long and deep rectangular pot for them and keep them inside on my window sill. They should bloom come fall time
I’m so depressed, Mr wonderful was my whole world and we were so happy together. I’m so fucked up. How can you be with someone for two years and tell them you love them then wake up and decide that u want to fuck other peopl. Fuck u how could
herhmione: pussy-destroyer3000: can-i-be-your-favorite-bird: it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it I’m not
philjfrydobaggins: psyducked: melissaxwinter: snowballsack: when I die I want my ashes to be sneakily sprinkled over the food of hot celebrities so I can finally be inside them WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ when I die I want my ashes to be sneakily
benchariot: slendertroll: benchariot: yes there are straight men on tumblr there are some that would be happy to be sexually involved with you and some that are happy just being friends if you can’t find them then maybe you aren’t looking very
honestly, these artworks by jesse kanda for FKA twigs are my favourite. i just..love them so much. i can look at them for hours and be constantly mesmerised. beautiful artwork to match a beautiful album.
pfftclifford: simplexistencelrh: Yo seriously everyone needs to get on board with doing this tomorrow. It would seriously be funny as hell to get back at them for their shit. Can you imagine them looking for our reactions on whatever the announcement
rianphin: queenstravelingdarling: 05-fubu: gahhhdamn: can this be my job lmao Lmaoo I’m the panda Pandas are like bad little kids and I want 20 of them omg why are they all bad.. I’ve seen so many videos of them and they’re all bad!!!! I
theboyfriendstagram: Antis: how disgusting is that the larries forced louis and harry to hold hands? Antis: yall treat them like dolls! Antis: this is why they can’t be friends! Antis: stop making them uncomfrotable! Antis: #ProtectHarryFromLarries2k15
luciasmaster: But if you didn’t have needs, what would I do with what I have to address them? You can’t let them be wasted…
tiny-feline: virtuousnymphet:sleepwithmesweetly:tropical-insanity: Cartier Love bracelet “Unlike traditional bracelets, which are either wide enough to slip them over the hand onto the wrist or can readily be opened in order to put them on, the Love
How can you be friends with someone if everytime you look at them, it makes you want them even more?
wetlipst: chocolategirth: orgasmictipsforgirls: just the 70 sex positions to be getting on with then Which ones shall we try babes .. 🙊😋💦👅 I’d like to try them all.. But can you manage them though 🙈😋👅💦
ukmaster42: xxxeddie: 🤔 Feel FREE to SUBMIT your pictures on my blog UKmaster42.tumblr.com anytime, include age, sexuality and location..I’ll be more than happy to post them on my blog. You can also send them to my kik: ..BJS.. (Include dots)
lady88: It still shocks (and mostly just disappoints) me how SHOCKED people are when I tell them that it is 100% legal to be fired simply for being gay. They look at me like I’m lying and say things like “nooooo, that can’t be right?”. I have
ohdionne: Do you think people with UV headlights know that everyone hates them? Like…really hates them in an oddly personal way? Do you think they know?
colonelmustang: can-i-be-your-favorite-bird: it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it #don’t you tell me no
collapsed: some people are so pretty I can’t tell if I want them or want to be them
i love boys with tummies i like to kiss them and lay my head on them and just generally talk about how cute said boy is while patting their tummy
youm7elo: I know a beautiful soul when I see one. You can never meet them without being touched. They’re like lights in the middle of darkness. You jump to them for protection, warmth, guidance, love, an honest advice, a sincere deed and you always
scribblezx: kaliforniaklique: simple-l-o-v-e: pleadingly: Cartier Love bracelet “Unlike traditional bracelets, which are either wide enough to slip them over the hand onto the wrist or can readily be opened in order to put them on, the Love bracelet
snowballsack: melissaxwinter: snowballsack: when I die I want my ashes to be sneakily sprinkled over the food of hot celebrities so I can finally be inside them WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ when I die I want my ashes to be sneakily sprinkled over
spongebrah: andersonandhisfanclub: can-i-be-your-favorite-bird: it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it it’s
500daysofpussy: My family always wants to be around me and it’s like nothing against them, I just can’t be around people for too long I’d just rather be by myself
stevenuniversequotes: “I took a risk at your expense. There was a chance you would understand us and we’d be closer. Steven I see so many things that can hurt you. I should’ve never let one of them be me.” -Garnet
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flr-captions: Dearest, this is such a huge step for us. You know how much I hated having to play those games where I locked you up in chastity and you begged to be let out. I am so glad we can stop playing them. I hated them. Thank you
oH GOD i just imagined merrill singing “part of your world” “I WANNA BE WHERE THE SHEMLEN ARE, I WANNA SEE WANNA SEE THEM DANCING WALKING AROUND IN THOSE- WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM? SHOOOOOOOOESSS~”
i think i just noticed that those last three big negitoro drawings i did all have them suspended the air somehow (and water but like not touching the ground) (also miku never wears shoes………………)
thedirtyfrigeratorwithrottenfood: YOU KNOW THAT SHIP THAT SHIP YOU SHIP REALLY HARD BUT LIKE YOU CAN’T IMAGINE THEM FUCKING YOU JUSTT WANT THEM TO BE CUTE AND FLUFFY FUCKING IS NOT ALLOWED
the interesting and challenging thing about MC’s swimsuit not being shown is that i can make it look however i want to
